Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Jan Ciągwa]

Lol. I remember this coming up in the hotwheels/josh 8chan slapfight diaries.

Do you remember in what context?

 

[Coolio55]

Do you remember in what context?

Infinity Never — Medium

archived 26 Jan 2016 16:59:23 UTC

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CTRL+F "medication"

 

[ReformedGoon]

odds on jeff ending up exactly like lowtax just with a lower e-profile

because honestly dude isn't doing SHIT to the website (and I guarantee won't ever) and seems to have pawned babysitting the forums off onto his admins. Lmao he paid 450k for this.

 

[Shaka Brah]

odds on jeff ending up exactly like lowtax just with a lower e-profile

because honestly dude isn't doing SHIT to the website (and I guarantee won't ever) and seems to have pawned babysitting the forums off onto his admins. Lmao he paid 450k for this.

He reminds me more of Isamu Fukui from ResetERA.

 

[Ghostse]

odds on jeff ending up exactly like lowtax just with a lower e-profile

because honestly dude isn't doing SHIT to the website (and I guarantee won't ever) and seems to have pawned babysitting the forums off onto his admins. Lmao he paid 450k for this.

Have you seen what that nigga pulling down in donations though? He got a fucking bargain. If you have drunk he InSocJus kool-aid and can avoid getting addicted to pills or mail-order pies, you're set for life; you don't even have to do anything, just let your unpaid volunteers handle it and coast.

 

[ReformedGoon]

Have you seen what that nigga pulling down in donations though? He got a fucking bargain. If you have drunk he InSocJus kool-aid and can avoid getting addicted to pills or mail-order pies, you're set for life; you don't even have to do anything, just let your unpaid volunteers handle it and coast.

I have no idea what the forum pulls these days but I didn't think it was that much, does jeffy have a patreon or something as well?

Meanwhile some throwback goons just being fat courtesy of the fast food forum:

 

[Ghostse]

I have no idea what the forum pulls these days but I didn't think it was that much, does jeffy have a patreon or something as well?

Meanwhile some throwback goons just being fat courtesy of the fast food forum:

He posted numbers. If you forget about donations/patreon, and numbers stayed the same, SA would pay for itself in about 10-15 years.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

Lmao he paid 450k for this.

I thought it was 200k ?

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

He reminds me more of Isamu Fukui from ResetERA.

Cerium had so little interaction with the REEEEfolk that I doubt he gave a shit what they thought of him. Jeff bought SA for the asspats.

 

[Tanner Glass]

He reminds me more of Isamu Fukui from ResetERA.

Didn't he wind up making $4.5 million, plus like $600k a year for a few years?

SA is not going to do that ever again.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Didn't he wind up making $4.5 million, plus like $600k a year for a few years?

SA is not going to do that ever again.

He could still probably make back what he spent on it through donations and ads. Goons are extremely gullible.

 

[ReformedGoon]

I am 100% convinced mods have a ban quota

 

[Dick Justice]

I am 100% convinced mods have a ban quota

imagining the story behind the post is funnier than the post itself.

 

[break these cuffs]

I am 100% convinced mods have a ban quota

They're actually just that unhinged and having a quota would imply they banned people for a reason other than "offended my politics", "called out jannies for covering up pedophilia", and "I'm feeling pissy right now".

 

[Manah]

I legit think this guy is gonna die. When your blood is visibly viscous by your doctor and that it's fucking up your kidneys, you're not long for this world.

And you can bet this retard is not gonna stop getting the jab even if he stops for a week or two.

No way you're this credulous lmao

 

[Internet War Criminal]

No way you're this credulous lmao

this is why zoomer faggots are useless, you faggots weren't born and goons were fucking up their health in ways you couldn't imagine with drugs and/or food

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

this is why zoomer faggots are useless, you faggots weren't born and goons were fucking up their health in ways you couldn't imagine with drugs and/or food

A goon once stuck his dick in an Erlenmeyer flask full of raw hamburger as a joke. They do far, far worse things when they're serious.

 

[Shaka Brah]

this is why zoomer faggots are useless, you faggots weren't born and goons were fucking up their health in ways you couldn't imagine with drugs and/or food

I wish I could remember some of the trip reports they put up. It was worse than Erowid because they were fiending twice as hard but knew half as much about chemistry.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I wish I could remember some of the trip reports they put up. It was worse than Erowid because they were fiending twice as hard but knew half as much about chemistry.

Are you talking about this pastebin? The first half is various quotes from the phenazepam thread, then it gets into these horrifying trip reports from goons messing around with plant tea and research chemicals.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Are you talking about this pastebin? The first half is various quotes from the phenazepam thread, then it gets into these horrifying trip reports from goons messing around with plant tea and research chemicals.

Yes! That's one of the highlights archives. Thanks for reposting it.