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The differences are pretty important, legally, when you look at each shot Rittenhouse fired compared to this guy.
First shooting: Rittenhouse was cornered by an angry, mentally imbalanced pedo who is intent on assaulting him (and stated as much)
Second Shooting: Rittenhouse, having attempted to flee (and turn himself in to police) trips and is assaulted by someone trying to kick him on the ground (this was a miss and the guy ran)
Third Shooting: Rittenhouse is then assaulted by someone else with a blunt object (skateboard), while still on the ground. That person then tries to take his gun.
Fourth: Rittenhouse, still on the ground, first decides not to shoot a guy who has a gun because the dude feigns surrender- then shoots him when the same guy tries to raise his gun again.

Each one of these was in response to an immediate threat and is a far cry from stopping, turning around and shooting at people 25+ feet away.
I was shitposting I don't really care just find it funny when protesters get shot but if you had fun typing that out that's all that matters. Also I didn't read your post.
 
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None whatsoever, no more nor less then you or anyone else shitposting on this hotbed of autism.

However The facts are simple, the longer this is dragged out, the worse it is for everyone. Until infection rates drop significantly the restrictions will continue worldwide. The longer humans drag out immunization, or worse hope for 'herd immunity' to kick in, the longer this bullshit goes on.
Yes, and I'm sure that when the government and corporations realize how easy it is to get citizens to help them suppress their peers and snuff out small businesses, they'll definitely stop rather than continuing to find other excuses to keep clamping down. Then when the vaccine fails and covid persists anyways, they can just blame it on those darn dissenters; if only they'd listened and done what big daddy government told them to, then everything would've gone perfectly and things would go back to how they used to be.

In fact just so everyone's on the same page they should try making a regular dedicated segment on TV so that people can be reminded of exactly who to blame for the benevolent and well meaning government needing to continually oppress them so heavily. Maybe call it "Two Minutes of Hate" or something. I'm surprised nobody's ever thought of that.

Y'all niggers really want to argue about covid when we have a soyboy shooter that looks like fucking this?
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Here look, I even cropped his face out for funny japes:
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Ok fine
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[99th manifesto about why I’m not injecting retard juice]

keep it up, retards, I’ll cash out all my brave BAT and send this trained killer after you all
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"I think it has something to do with … remaining decentralized in an effort to create cells instead of an organization structure that is easily targeted by law enforcement and other fascists."
The antifa members who believe this are the end line people. It does have a national structure that involves funding. The information is on a need-to-know-basis so it is difficult to map the structure. The illicit drug industry uses the same strategy.



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Twink lookin' ass.
 
"You're saying they can dodge bullets?"
"I'm saying when you're shooting, the Proud Boys won't have to. "

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Got nothing to do with 'obeying the government' and everything to do with what is right for you. Getting protection against any disease is the right thing to do + the more protected people are the faster this shit is done with and dropping infection rates will allow the retarded restrictions end. The longer people drag it out kicking and screaming like little kids being pulled out of the grocery store without getting the candy they want, the longer this bullshit goes on.

Also complaints about the safety of the shots have been long proven to be as retarded as the claims of how bad COVID is.

Hundreds of millions to billions worldwide have been inoculated, and the rate of 'side effects' (non fatal, I didn't even get a fucking sore injection site!) have been hundreds of times lower then the rate of COVID death, so people need to grow the fuck up and stop claiming some kind of faggot oppression.
Fuck the vaccine Fuck the Antichrist.
 
The antifa members who believe this are the end line people. It does have a national structure that involves funding. The information is on a need-to-know-basis so it is difficult to map the structure. The illicit drug industry uses the same strategy.



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Twink lookin' ass.
It takes some legit sedentarism, (or meth/opiod addiction) to get those T H I N N legs. Mick Jagger looking mofo. He's got the moves.
 
That story had a happy ending.
CPS taking his kids was the wake up call that goon and his wife needed. They unfucked their trailer, got their shit together and kids back, and best of all stopped posting on SomethingAwful.
A real story of turning your life around.
I had no idea there was light at the end of that tunnel. That's encouraging to hear. A story where ridicule and crushing embarrassment provided the inspiration to do something positive with their lives rather than continue down the unfortunate path of being a SA user.

Good for them, seriously. I never even heard of something awful until reading about it in this very thread, but it's my favorite thing ever.

The palpable cringe I feel whenever I read about these people, with their long and extremely unfortunate history, always puts a smile on my face.
 
The antifa members who believe this are the end line people. It does have a national structure that involves funding. The information is on a need-to-know-basis so it is difficult to map the structure. The illicit drug industry uses the same strategy.



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Twink lookin' ass.
I'm not saying I doubt you, but do you have receipts? I think we give them too much credit.
 
I am in world of shitposts.
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" Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket."

The antifa members who believe this are the end line people. It does have a national structure that involves funding. The information is on a need-to-know-basis so it is difficult to map the structure. The illicit drug industry uses the same strategy.
I'm sure like the drug trade it all ties back to the CIA, unless you have another theory.

He's like a shaved Grinch

"I know just what to do!" the Goon laughed in his throat
He's a mean one.
 
SA member arrested for shooting up protest:




Guilt by association is good enough for the Farms, so it's good enough for SA.
To be fair, Anti-Vaxxxxer-Fascists literally assault Science, common fucking decency and the right to RETURN TO NORMAL.

So in a way, it was self-defense.
 
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