Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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It's all quiet for the moment. However, Botany took the time out of acting like he has actual authority and question if he has any actual authority.

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Null said:
(You'll also notice SA has the lowest bounce rate of any of those links, meaning the people who come here are more likely to stay here than any other referrer.)
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If I may ask, how is the bounce rate determined/calculated?

Also, everybody coming from msn is staying forever, it seems.
 
DeusVult said:
If I may ask, how is the bounce rate determined/calculated?

Also, everybody coming from msn is staying forever, it seems.
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Bounce rate is the number of people who leave on the first page. It represents an immediate disengagement from your content and in traditional marketing it means you should improve the very first impression your website gives you. 30%~40% is ideal.
 
Null said:
Bounce rate is the number of people who leave on the first page. It represents an immediate disengagement from your content and in traditional marketing it means you should improve the very first impression your website gives you. 30%~40% is ideal.
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Thank you.
 
Null said:
The guy claiming 2 clicks per hour isn't good doesn't really have the insight to make a call like that.
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If two clicks per hour rate is kept up, Kiwifarms will have been visited by every active SA account before the 30 days are up.
 
Null said:
Bounce rate is the number of people who leave on the first page. It represents an immediate disengagement from your content and in traditional marketing it means you should improve the very first impression your website gives you. 30%~40% is ideal.
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Wouldn't 0% be ideal (in theory)?
 
Professional marketing is all about impact per dollar spent, so they won’t recommend aiming for perfection.

Some people are never going to be convinced by any effort you make, so it makes sense to focus on finding those whom allow themselves to be convinced. It’s okay to not like things.
 
Spunt said:
Yes but 3o was unapologetically rich and right-wing
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Probably of no interest to anyone else, but this statement is funny to me personally, because I distinctly remember an IRC conversation from my own goon hall days (~2013-14ish) where 3 Olives was put forward as a living example of a stereotypical limousine liberal.

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Dude can't stop posting in the EV thread about electric cars as well. His parents should have beaten him more, and not put him up in that Dallas high-rise for yuppie homosexuals.
 
Inflatable Julay said:
What a bunch of faggots. How could one of the biggest and funniest sites of the early 2000s turn into such a handwringing cumpool
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When you build walls to keep the filth out, you have to watch out the filth already inside doesn't stay in as well. Echo chambers aren't built, they're a mold that grows inside communities, like a cancer.
 
_01 said:
It's all quiet for the moment. However, Botany took the time out of acting like he has actual authority and question if he has any actual authority.

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What gets me is that mods always pull this shit, call the thread shitty and shut it down. Just like with the shmorky thread back in the day. They cant admitt they are powerless so they will just pretend the KF add doesnt exist, and wait for lowtax to emerge from his hibernation.
 
Slur Slurry said:
How so? I just thought he was a snotty faggot,Pick can troll but she's obvious about it.
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He literally just says shit designed to fuck with the goon hive-mind's cognitive dissonance. He pretends to be a thing that has more "Oppression points" than they do (Super gay) and more "Privilege points" too (rich trust funder) and argues against them in ways that really make them have to do some serious mental gymnastics to keep their own values intact while doing so.

3O is literally a troll against the zeitgeist of those forums and he always has been.
 
TiggerNits said:
He literally just says shit designed to fuck with the goon hive-mind's cognitive dissonance. He pretends to be a thing that has more "Oppression points" than they do (Super gay) and more "Privilege points" too (rich trust funder) and argues against them in ways that really make them have to do some serious mental gymnastics to keep their own values intact while doing so.

3O is literally a troll against the zeitgeist of those forums and he always has been.
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i remember his "gee i ve never seen a gravel drive way before would they be all messy"

3O is a rich white asshole and it should be easy for goons to call him as such

Pick is just weird
 
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