Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Something Awful said:
It appears to have been a flashy suicide, not a terrorist attack. It was not rigged to cause the greatest amount of damage.

Seven people were still injured, so it did not all stay in the car... but the driver certainly did. Primarily due to having been shot in the head, but also the car made sure to auto-lock the doors.

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People keep dying in Teslas that way.

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If it had been a serious explosive, not some camping fuel and fireworks, the Cybertruck would just make for a big-ass pipe bomb. It wouldn't contain shit.

Plus, if the explosives had been inside the truck rather than on the truck bed, the batteries would have caught fire, too.

Also, lmao:

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Teslas locking their douchebag owners in as they self-destruct is a great feature!
 
I recently used my lifetime goon discounts to buy some Big John's Beef Jerky for the first time in years and it was so mediocre I was upset that I had spent money on it. It's now worse than what you can get in a gas station.
 
Moms New Boyfriend said:
I recently used my lifetime goon discounts to buy some Big John's Beef Jerky for the first time in years and it was so mediocre I was upset that I had spent money on it. It's now worse than what you can get in a gas station.
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The best part is if you go and look at the page, he says he can't taste anything.

It's like somebody threw in a fucking pot roast and left it for a week while binge drinking. Would not suggest.

The batch that I bought reminded me of the scraps I bought for dog jerky only didn't taste as good.
 
Mister Fister said:

This is still up somehow.
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I mean, even the 'RapeLay' review is still technically up (with deliberately broken images, unlike other articles), in the Hentai Game Reviews section that PEE CEE caused SA to rename to 'Awful Anime' more than a decade ago. No doubt some day they'll widen the disallow lists to hide all the old funny content from Archive.org.
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Bonesjones said:
His wacky anime sex game reviews were also like 5 years too late to be meaningful. I can't remember if he did them before or after the JLIST sponsorship.
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I remember reading those reviews back in the early 2000

I remember one where it would be what we would call loli these days where in a snarky tone he says something like

"this character doesnt have secondary sexist characteristics"

and yeah there was j list banner adds with those.

I remember they did a interview with some porn actress the bad joke was something like

"how do you evade the milf hunter?"
 
You can never please trannies, no matter how much you give them they will always turn on you. Jeff learning this the hard way.
 
TruffleSpark said:
You can never please trannies, no matter how much you give them they will always turn on you. Jeff learning this the hard way.
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Remember, Trannies could win the lottery and the first thing they would so mangle their own penises. They are not mentally well and constantly seeking to blame others for a problem inside their own minds.
 
Hell is other Troons.

Something Awful said:
I hope the troons make Jeffrey suffer, but it's difficult since he's adopted the Lowtax strategy of managing the forums. Even Fluffdaddy is starting to get fed up with Jeffster ghosting and leaving him to deal with the troons alone.
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I enjoy that after spending almost a million to be King Goon three years go, Jeffo is already turning into Absentee Dad Lowtax.

Footfetish and Ambien & Wine saga when?
 
Fish Boss said:
whys it always trannioes
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Crippling autism/psychosis.

Every so often, I see a new video uploaded by some old jewtube channel I used to follow. I saw another one not long ago. Surprise surprise, coming out as a "woman." MtF obviously.

The big crossover is always autism. A lot of these channels I used to follow were for detailed information about bideo james or some other geeky shit.
Ghostse said:
Hell is other Troons.
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