Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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F13 Key said:
I'm guessing the gun recoiled during the struggle and the handle happened to hit him in the eye somehow, as a bullet would probably have made a more terminal wound.
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It looks to me like the bullet hit him in the upper orbit, slid along his forehead and exited above his hairline somewhere, and all that bruising and damage around his eye would have come from either swelling around an orbital fracture or the gas discharge.
 
Pissmaster said:
IIRC he fired five shots and grazed someone but didn't actually kill him.

details: https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/something-awful-and-friends.9689/post-10084056
  • username: Doorknob Slobber
  • real name: Benjamin Anthony Varela
  • age: 36 (at the time)
  • associations: Antifa, Democratic Socialists of America, The Something Awful Forums
  • when it happened: Sept. 27, 2021
  • why it happened: goon was protesting against anti-vaxxers
  • where it happened: Olympia, WA
  • what happened: His dumbass fired five shots, injuring one person but didn't kill him
  • how he got caught: It was on security camera and there is a publicly-available video, search around in that thread I linked to
  • choice quote from Mr. Varela: "im a psycho with a gun"
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Reminder to the fact this guy is literally just the Chudjak meme irl.
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To recap:

SA kill count: 8+
Reddit kill count: 10+
KF kill count: 0

Yet which site had itself removed from the Wayback Machine, removed from 5+ different domains, and get attacked in the media, Wikipedia, and on every blue check mark Twitter account? :thinking:
 
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Dire Dire Cocks said:
Reminder to the fact this guy is literally just the Chudjak meme irl.
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To recap:

SA kill count: 1
Reddit kill count: 10+
KF kill count: 0

Yet which site had itself removed from the Wayback Machine, removed from 5+ different domains, and get attacked in the media, Wikipedia, and on every blue check mark Twitter account? :thinking:
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according to @Pitbull Victim's post, SA is responsible for a total of at least 8 murders, 4 intentional suicides, and 2 accidental suicides.
 
what a shocker that somethingawful has produced yet another felon, this time a child murderer. he's white and he's living in chicago so he's fucked. hope Hell's plenty hot for him.
 
Real talk, this is horrific, and my heart breaks for the parents, especially the father.

This is something right out of a nightmare. You just had a great day spending time with your baby girl on her summer vacation. You bought her ice cream, and you're watching her ride on her scooter, and you're both laughing, and having a good time when suddenly you hear a gunshot. You immediately tell her get to back into the house, and she's literally gunned down in front of you right on the front steps by a hideous, obese ogre who looks like he just crawled out of the fucking gutter like some kind of sewer monster.

Fuck, man. That is sad.
 
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Pissmaster said:
according to @Pitbull Victim's post, SA is responsible for a total of at least 8 murders, 4 intentional suicides, and 2 accidental suicides.
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Make that three accidental suicides. TheSwami, or Zac Bertschy of Anime News Network relapsed into alcoholism after realizing how much everyone hated him and that he was nothing but a bully as much as his abusive dad was. He was so unliked and unknown to anyone outside of the ANN gossip web, Null announced his death on the happenings banner feed and no one gave a shit other than weeb wars enthusiasts to look at his post mortem thread. Zac then later died from trying to break the world record of downing as much Skyy Vodka as he could when Covid hit.
 
Dyn said:
It looks to me like the bullet hit him in the upper orbit, slid along his forehead and exited above his hairline somewhere, and all that bruising and damage around his eye would have come from either swelling around an orbital fracture or the gas discharge.
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Lucky him, unfortunate that he'll be able to waste a fortune of taxpayer money on an insanity defense of some sort only to get shivved once sentenced.
 
Dire Dire Cocks said:
Reminder to the fact this guy is literally just the Chudjak meme irl.
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To recap:

SA kill count: 8+
Reddit kill count: 10+
KF kill count: 0

Yet which site had itself removed from the Wayback Machine, removed from 5+ different domains, and get attacked in the media, Wikipedia, and on every blue check mark Twitter account? :thinking:
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Facebook has more.
Tarrent livestreamed Christchurch on Facebook, theres 50 in one go.
Whens Facebook getting shut down?
 
Dear hurricane electric, please see the following body counts:

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I think a near 10 people murdered should be just a tiny bit higher on outrage then spergs calling a troon ugly. Just food for thought.
 
F13 Key said:
Lucky him, unfortunate that he'll be able to waste a fortune of taxpayer money on an insanity defense of some sort only to get shivved once sentenced.
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If it makes you feel better, Cook County prisons are on par with South California and Rykers. He is going to get a welcoming party.
 
Dyn said:
If we're counting murderers who used the site as part of the kill count, ours is 2 at the very lowest, and arguably as high as 5.
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I’m counting active users.

Yes, Atchison used this site, but he also used ED (most frequented website), YouTube, LiveJournal, Blockland, and various other sites. Atchison wasn’t even really active on here.

Out of the 3 of the people who are cited all the time as supposedly having killed themselves because of us, 2 of them didn’t do it because of us and the 3rd most likely hasn’t even died.
 
Muskcarpone said:
Something Awful user Halo/Asshole Masonanie murdered a child. No, really, I'm not kidding.

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Whatever secular punishment he will receive will probably hurt him less than the permas he got for both of his accounts, though.

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Twitter Thread:
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Why I think about the Myg0t counterstrike flash when I look at this goon? He's quite a hormonal little bitch if a fucking 9 year old gets under his skin. I hope this faggot likes to live in protective custody, since fucking everyone hates pedophiles and child killers in prison.


People who have life in prison without parole shiv child killers without remorse. Justice happens in prisons where courts fail.
 
Escalating Violence said:
If this is confirmed, then that is THE most stereotypical pdf-file/tranny chaser I have seen. Rest in peace to the child😞🙏🏻.
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I still remember this old photo that shows Andrew Allred/Bomber166 and his two victims. Guess the goon!

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In 2023 he would have called himself "Annie" and been a true and honest female murderer. *sigh*
 
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