"Call the authorities, doxing is a crime"
I wish I could hear that 911 call
"911, what's your emergency"
"Help, I'm being stalked"
"Is he following, get to a secure place I'm sending officers your way"
"I don't know if he's one of my followers but he doxed"
"I'm sorry could you repeat this, I didn't hear correctly what you said"
"He doxed me, he published my information "
"Who did?"
"I don't know, someone on the Internet!"
"... Were you hacked, 911 is not for those kinds of emergencies"
"Well no he just linked my Facebook profile with my name and Twitter and all of my social media"
"Sir, pranking 911 is illegal and can result in criminal charges"
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME SIIIRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
