Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Goon makes his wife pregnant, the pregnancy mysteriously coincides with his "egg" "cracking". Hmm, better turn to SA for advice on how to navigate this situation.

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I hate these people.

"Waiting for your wife to be okay with it feels like blackmail instead of support."
"The waiting can color any photos or memories you make in that time."
"Don't place the emotional comfort of your partner over your own basic needs."
"Make no apologies."
"Don't let anything keep you from exploring your true identity."

Fucking subhuman scum.
So you know, my mind picked a great time to throw me into this
I tough it out until baby's first birthday
The (male) gonads on this tranny. He acts like he's just a poor little victim of mother nature who tricked him into thinking he was a man for 36 years. Meanwhile his wife and (soon-to-be-very-confused) unborn baby will have to suffer having a neo-Stefonknee Wolscht around the house yelling at them for not accepting who he only suddenly realized he was last summer.
 
Goon makes his wife pregnant, the pregnancy mysteriously coincides with his "egg" "cracking". Hmm, better turn to SA for advice on how to navigate this situation.

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I hate these people.

"Waiting for your wife to be okay with it feels like blackmail instead of support."
"The waiting can color any photos or memories you make in that time."
"Don't place the emotional comfort of your partner over your own basic needs."
"Make no apologies."
"Don't let anything keep you from exploring your true identity."

Fucking subhuman scum.
Shit man, you really took the wind out of my sails with this one, all I have to offer is some goons talking about Elden Ring lore and immediately detouring into gender bullshit:

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Who'd have thought that Goons would get uncomfortable at the prospect that women give birth and a bunch of people who overwhelmingly have (or had) a dick get weird about 'space lesbians'?

More to the point of Something Awful's post, how exactly did this guy make it all the way to 36 and has only been 'seriously questioning' for less than a year if he's meant to have actual Dysphoria? It sounds like this had no impact on his life previously and he's, uh, rapidly having dysphoria of the gender onset onto him, if you will.
 
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Shit man, you really took the wind out of my sails with this one, all I have to offer is some goons talking about Elden Ring lore and immediately detouring into gender bullshit:

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Who'd have thought that Goons would get uncomfortable at the prospect that women give birth and a bunch of people who overwhelmingly have (or had) a dick get weird about 'space lesbians'?
I think the whole Space lesbians shit is them having zero critical reading skills and boiling Ranni's ending down to "Look you can kiss grill as grill trans rights are human rights" bullshit.

The meaning of sacrificing yourself and going into the unknown to break out of a completely broken system is fittingly lost on the retards who still post on SA.
 
I think the whole Space lesbians shit is them having zero critical reading skills and boiling Ranni's ending down to "Look you can kiss grill as grill trans rights are human rights" bullshit.

The meaning of sacrificing yourself and going into the unknown to break out of a completely broken system is fittingly lost on the retards who still post on SA.
Its silly because Ranni's 'marriage' is purely a means to an end, she gives little indication that she has any affection towards the player beyond being a loyal servant and of course the player's sex is completely up to themselves. It was pretty obvious to me that it was ritualistic in nature, there were ancient rituals in places like Mesopotamia where a king would be 'married' to a major goddess like Ishtar, not because of particular emotional connection but because both the king and goddess were meant to play harmonizing roles in the religion and society of places like Babylon. Ranni's relationship with the player ends up like that, she explicitly calls him his lord and characterizes him as a champion of her cause who's main use is to defend her from the actions of the Greater Will and bring her to the Elden Ring where he can take the place of the lord at her side in a manner similar to Marika and Godfrey, or later Radagon.

You know who does have seemingly sincere love for Ranni though? Blaidd, and the result of that is that he's dies horribly in a doomed fight against his own nature.

Once again, trust goons to fetishize Lesbians and fixate on that possibility that the game has absolutely no comment on since half of them are probably going to end up being supremely creepy 'trans lesbians'.
 
More to the point of Something Awful's post, how exactly did this guy make it all the way to 36 and has only been 'seriously questioning' for less than a year if he's meant to have actual Dysphoria? It sounds like this had no impact on his life previously and he's, uh, rapidly having dysphoria of the gender onset onto him, if you will.
So if you look at his post history alot of walt disney world posts.

My pet theory he has issue being a father, and the troon egg is his way out of it.
 
Becoming a father is a stressful time to be sure. I remember when I heard my daughter’s heartbeat for the first time and thought of “oh my god I need to make more money “ was screaming in my head. Pregnancy also changes the mother’s body and mind tremendously (duh) and it is incredibly important to have a bastion of stability somewhere in the household. This guy is trying to run away, he’s scared ( most men are , if not all at some point) but running away isn’t going to help his wife and child, and undergoing hormone treatment while your wife is also going through her own sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
 
My pet theory he has issue being a father, and the troon egg is his way out of it.

Becoming a father is a stressful time to be sure.
A large portion of the men who troon out in this exact situation do it because the attention is shifting off them and they realise they'll no longer be the most important person in the family. Just like autism, narcissism is incredibly common in troons, especially MtFs, and this is just an example of it.

The other part of trooning out when the wife gets pregnant, though it usually really kicks in when the baby is born, is that it traps the wife into having to deal with two screeching, whining babies at the same time. Only one of them is meant to be parenting instead of demanding attention and money for their dress go spinny and suddenly life-saving cosmetic surgeries, but the person who's meant to be contributing financially, emotionally and physically in looking after their joint responsibility of a new life can suddenly completely fuck up his wife's life, knowing that a mother with a baby is at her least able to leave him. It's a fun time for the size differential to come into play, as well, the smaller woman holding a very fragile little human being having to deal with the unstable tantrums of a man who has completely changed his life overnight but expects to still get everything he wants out of the relationship, no matter what he's taken away from the wife.

Basically, it's a cunt move, far worse than, for example, leaving your wife for a woman half your age, because that guy at least admits that there's something he did wrong. Your husband trooning out will get angry at you for not supporting him through his journey, even though his journey involves destroying your life and trying his hardest to fuck with your child. The responses this particular guy got, all encouraging and love-bombing, is a good demonstration of just how destructive troon ideology is to everything it touches.
 
The begining of the end was something awfuls heavy involvment in the 2008 Obama campaign. The formally libertarian heavy website was coopted by glowies to use its influence on the internet and "weird twitter" to support the Obama campaign. They were able to use the internet to build a campaign network that ran circles around old man McCain. Everything negative for Obama was downplayed and censor across the internet in a controled unified fashion. Everything McCain wrong did was memed and spread heavily.

There is very obvious signs that sections of the federal government were already heavily compromised by liberal influence from websites like something awful. For example the moderator vilerat of their video game forum was literally killed in benghazi.

In the time between 2008 and 2012 the power moderators created to censor during the 2008 campaign went mad with power and apread their influence to a large part of the internet. They pushed their own ideals like being transgender and child pornography to large swaths of the internet.

Many who disagreed found them selves banned or censored on mainstream websites forcing them into the fringes of the internet like 4chan. Even nerd heavy websites like digg and reddit was invaded and began to become the tranny hugbox it is today. This disaffected group thought defeated would become important later.

By 2012 the GOP was aware of their lack of online presence and the Romney campaign made a decent effort of rectifying this. His problem was he tried to do so legitimately and openly. The result was for the tranny bregade to fall back heavily into the darker tactics such as doxxing, hacking, and ddos. Recall that Romney entire get out the vote app was ddos on election day. This is also where some of the mail in ballot vote fuckery we see today began.

In the time after 2012 the censorship and control of the internet became so extreme that pushback from the formaly mentioned dregs was all but inevitable. This came to a head when a danger hair named Zoe Quinn fucked 5 guys for a better video game review. While this corruption was only tangentally related to "real" journalism it was the rallying cry for all of the censored and ostracized of the internet.

By the time 2016 rolled around the presidental election was fully a fight between these 2 internet factions that origninated on websites like something awful. Everyone else from the mainstream media to the boomers of the GOP were just along for the ride. Trump was the perfect choice for the 4chan faction because he was outside of the mainstream politics. That group was never going to support someone like Jeb Bush. Hillarys pied piper strategy of playing him up served as a fatal mistake. There was a point where both factions of internet weridos were pushing for Trump balls to the wall.

Hillary of course was the exact kind of piece of shit that had been coopting government glowies to coopt places like something awful back when all of this started in 2008. Of course she used this power to prevent any legitimate left wing candidates like Bernie. By time time some of the left wing trannies realized their mistakes but it was too late. The antisemitic bernie bros were piss in the wind compared to the larger factions in the fight...



TLDR: Something Awful got both Obama and Trump elected president.
 
A large portion of the men who troon out in this exact situation do it because the attention is shifting off them and they realise they'll no longer be the most important person in the family. Just like autism, narcissism is incredibly common in troons, especially MtFs, and this is just an example of it.

I'm pretty sure you've nailed it here. "Wife is focused on baby. No one is paying attention to meeeeee... well trooning out will change that!"
 
That's an overstatement. Yeah, SA absolutely went bananas for Obama during the 2008 campaign. It was nuts. They just dropped any scepticism they were proud of claiming to have for a snake oil salesman. It may have been stoked by embedded campaign managers since the site still had Internet clout, and drew in the kind of people who could be junior DEM staffers. But it was more an effect than a cause. It is more realistic to say SA was populated by posters who were very susceptible to the messages the Obama campaign were using. By 2012, SA was a spent force, and by 2016, it was a fringe site. They only influenced the extremely online community by virtue of originating a lot of net culture in the early 2000s. It was never a player, although for a brief time, it may have been a playing piece.
 
The new father to troon pipeline is real v apparently. What the fuck is happening to all these guys?

The idea of trying to take care of a newborn while trooning out is insane. Have fun dealing with your child's trapped wind as they cry it out (it's not a I fell down cry, this is a cry that cuts right through you) as you are being an emotional wreck from all the female hormones you are dropping into your body.

Those poor wives. How did they get with these losers to begin with?
 
The new father to troon pipeline is real v apparently. What the fuck is happening to all these guys?

The idea of trying to take care of a newborn while trooning out is insane. Have fun dealing with your child's trapped wind as they cry it out (it's not a I fell down cry, this is a cry that cuts right through you) as you are being an emotional wreck from all the female hormones you are dropping into your body.

Those poor wives. How did they get with these losers to begin with?
You don't troon out to take care of a newborn. You troon out to make the wife and/or extended family feel bad and take care of it for you while giving you the attention you don't get otherwise.
 
You don't troon out to take care of a newborn. You troon out to make the wife and/or extended family feel bad and take care of it for you while giving you the attention you don't get otherwise.

To power level, I'm a father of 1 and 2 year old. The last goddamn thing I want is attention after taking care of the kids because it's tiring as shit.

Either these troons have no intention of taking care of their kids or they are so shortsighted that they have no idea what they are in for. This isn't the Sims where you click an action wheel and babies needs are reset until next time.
 
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Goon makes his wife pregnant, the pregnancy mysteriously coincides with his "egg" "cracking". Hmm, better turn to SA for advice on how to navigate this situation.

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I hate these people.

"Waiting for your wife to be okay with it feels like blackmail instead of support."
"The waiting can color any photos or memories you make in that time."
"Don't place the emotional comfort of your partner over your own basic needs."
"Make no apologies."
"Don't let anything keep you from exploring your true identity."

Fucking subhuman scum.
"I value her support nearly as much as I value righting myself".

The narcissism. He phrases it as best as he can to frame himself as a good person but you know exactly what he means the moment you read it. Same as that "basic needs" shitter. The updates to this story wont be fun to read.
 
Holy shit, dude, you're retarded. SA loved Obama (and it destroyed D&D and from there the whole site) but both he and Trump won their primaries and got elected because the people on the ground wanted them. Neither one was the choice of people in power. This last election is the only one where the tail wagged the dog, and that wasn't government agents, it was Democratic operatives in their primary organizing candidates to drop out/stay in to prevent Bernie winning and media organizations colluding to have a standard set of "Trump-dampening" policies.
 
Who the hell marries a goon and doesn't at least get on the pill immediately? Though tubal ligation is the safest way to ensure goonself won't come rampaging into the house, synapses barbecued by da joose, looking to buy a piano and plant his seed.

Around goons, hide your wombs.
 
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