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dance dance if you want said:
GBS is saying Burt Sexual died of cancer.
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That may be the admins were unwilling to permaban him.
 
Hmm... Funny how this was never even hinted at previously.
Methinks some wacky paedo antics are about to come to light!
 
Trip Chesterton III said:
Ya I remember. I think he wore some stupid captain crunch style pirate hat while eating it?

Then another goon leapt at the opportunity to eat dog food, but instead went with dry dog food, in milk, like it was cereal or something. I remember the look of regret on his face when he crunched into his first bite
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i think his name was baconbits
 
Thumb Butler said:
Pick pretending to care about other people. I've seen it all now. Goons are wonderful people and when people die of cancer they are now good people. What will goons say when Lowtax die?
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It's pretty sickening how many goons have come out of the woodwork to beatify Burt.

You also know that being the one to drop the news gave Pick a huge rush.
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Trip Chesterton III said:
I feel like I made a post like "it couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole" or something
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Someone said he was pleading cancer a while back.

I'd feel more sympathy if I believed it wasn't just a cover. Though if it was a brain tumor that would explain why he though posting creepshots of his daughter in a bikini on the internet was a good idea.
 
repentance said:
You also know that being the one to drop the news gave Pick a huge rush.
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To be fair that can be pretty satisfying. Once I added the death date to the Wikipedia article of some dude I hated. Feels good man.
 
Ghostse said:
Though if it was a brain tumor that would explain why he though posting creepshots of his daughter in a bikini on the internet was a good idea.
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Reading between the lines of what's been posted, it was lung cancer which had spread pretty much everywhere, including to the brain (which is common as lung cancer progresses).

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People have posted that he went to the doctor based on a single symptom, but no-one is saying what that symptom was. That's kind of weird because normally when someone in a group dies of cancer there's a big "don't ignore these symptoms" push.
 
Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
A good post.

It’s cool how the last months of Burt’s life were spent sock-puppeting his wife’s account to get into slapfights with other goons after getting demodded.
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Seriously? Because that shit is sad. Also that guy was an asshole even if he's dead. He died of cancer, but he also was cancer.
 
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