Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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The best gimmick account was Toblerone Triangular who spent literal YEARS pretending to be some kind of schizophrenic combination of QAnon, Alex Jones and Time Cube guy, posting long bizarre screeds with a vague conspiracy/illuminati angle in the middle of political discussions, and people would lose their fucking minds arguing with him because he'd respond with even more complex gibberish (often including actual diagrams), whilst just about riding the line of plausibility like he was using Poe's Law as a rulebook. One day he admitted he'd made everything up to fuck with people and it emerged that almost no-one thought he wasn't genuine.

These days he's be banned after two posts for disagreeing with someone.

EDIT: This was one of his:

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AnOminous said:
Most trannies are, because they somehow think that by just declaring themselves to be women, lesbians will want their "girl penis."
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They will if they don't want to be declared TERFs and banned. Luckily, 100% of all lesbians on Something Awful are men and they don't interact with people outside the forums.
 
Spunt said:
The best gimmick account was Toblerone Triangular who spent literal YEARS pretending to be some kind of schizophrenic combination of QAnon, Alex Jones and Time Cube guy, posting long bizarre screeds with a vague conspiracy/illuminati angle in the middle of political discussions, and people would lose their fucking minds arguing with him because he'd respond with even more complex gibberish (often including actual diagrams), whilst just about riding the line of plausibility like he was using Poe's Law as a rulebook.
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You forgot his very best contribution, the coining of the term "purestrain gold" which tied into (as you'd expect) how Ron Paul would solve all the world's problems.
 
Spunt said:
The best gimmick account was Toblerone Triangular who spent literal YEARS pretending to be some kind of schizophrenic combination of QAnon, Alex Jones and Time Cube guy, posting long bizarre screeds with a vague conspiracy/illuminati angle in the middle of political discussions, and people would lose their fucking minds arguing with him because he'd respond with even more complex gibberish (often including actual diagrams), whilst just about riding the line of plausibility like he was using Poe's Law as a rulebook. One day he admitted he'd made everything up to fuck with people and it emerged that almost no-one thought he wasn't genuine.

These days he's be banned after two posts for disagreeing with someone.

EDIT: This was one of his:

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There used to be some majestic fakeposters out there. Wishes for Death/Fish Steer a Dhow/Deaf Whore Shits/Fall Sick and Die was one of the better ones, he did a thread as a young black man who had been adopted as an infant from Sudan by a white American family, returning to Africa to discover his roots and lecture his birth family on the wonders of communism and atheism. I think that one ended up in the goldmine.
 
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To be honest I will never forget the helldump thread "post here everytime three olives posts about rich and gay he is"
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And then there's Ghost Leviathan, who doesn't seem to understand that home ownership is one of the most effective ways to build wealth (as long as that home isn't an overpriced 4000sq ft McMansion on a balloon mortgage.)

Along with all of their other failures, goons are fucking terrible with money.
 
TinyKitty said:
And then there's Ghost Leviathan, who doesn't seem to understand that home ownership is one of the most effective ways to build wealth (as long as that home isn't an overpriced 4000sq ft McMansion on a balloon mortgage.)

Along with all of their other failures, goons are fucking terrible with money.
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"Owning your own home is like being a drug addict, y'all"
 
I remember Three Olives being Dem-aligned, he just absolutely hated the very sounds of children playing outside.
 
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