Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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It's shit that didn't happen written by an extremely sheltered and immature person who has zero experience with gun ownership, firing a gun, or really anything having to do with guns in general, other than movies and TV shows.
 
he probably mumbled something at his grandpa about keys, the grandpa correctly called him a faggot and told him to fuck off, and then he wrote the post
 
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Have you considered women aren't going to confront the six foot tall gorilla in a dress about how they don't feel comfortable sharing a bathroom with an ape shoving tampons from the dispenser into its anus? Them glaring at you says a lot more than you seem to believe, and that's being generous and pretending your claim that they only stare is true.
 
Have you considered women aren't going to confront the six foot tall gorilla in a dress about how they don't feel comfortable sharing a bathroom with an ape shoving tampons from the dispenser into its anus? Them glaring at you says a lot more than you seem to believe, and that's being generous and pretending your claim that they only stare is true.
These idiots pretending to be women know absolutely nothing about women in the first place, thus why they think becoming one will make them happy.
 
Have you considered women aren't going to confront the six foot tall gorilla in a dress about how they don't feel comfortable sharing a bathroom with an ape shoving tampons from the dispenser into its anus? Them glaring at you says a lot more than you seem to believe, and that's being generous and pretending your claim that they only stare is true.
I say it all the time when it comes to troons, people don't want to rock the boat. They don't want trouble at work. They don't want to cause a scene when they're at the grocery store. The average person will put up with a lot if the alternative is confrontation. Women are socially conditioned to avoid confrontation on top of that. These apes completely lack the ability to understand or empathize with other people let alone the opposite sex.
 
I say it all the time when it comes to troons, people don't want to rock the boat. They don't want trouble at work. They don't want to cause a scene when they're at the grocery store. The average person will put up with a lot if the alternative is confrontation. Women are socially conditioned to avoid confrontation on top of that. These apes completely lack the ability to understand or empathize with other people let alone the opposite sex.
Especially with how troons in general have a reputation for doing absolutely anything in their power to ruin your life if you slight them in the least. That's a big reason Kiwi Farms has to have such a strict mantra about powerleveling, while those creepy rapists-to-be can post photos of themselves without any risk of anyone hunting them down and going after their job.
 
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“Women are totally okay with men in their bathrooms“, and in the same breath “I acknowledge that my presence in women’s restrooms is unwanted.”

Areanna is FTM, so why doesn’t she use the men’s bathroom? It’s almost as if she’s uncomfortable sharing bathrooms with men.
 
Oh for fucks sake, this adds a whole new level of exceptionalism. I assumed this was your average goon agp.
It’s a shame about her, she seemed really cool in the old webcomic threads.

Those were some good threads, we’d make fun goons’ comics. Pick had a meltdown over us making fun of her yaoi comic. Good times.
 
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Zero self awareness. This almost seems like a parody.

If being transgendered is your true and honest™ self, why can't you at least shave? This is a fetish for these freaks, not a gender, that's why.
It was clarified that she's actually a woman larping as a man who's too scared to use the men's room. That adds a whole new dimension to the lack of awareness.
 
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There should be an addendum to the geek social fallacies.
If you do something, and people don't immediately flip their shit, or they say everything is "just fine", then you can't possibly have done anything wrong.
Some people seem to move through life obliviously, stepping on toes everywhere they go.
 
It was clarified that she's actually a woman larping as a man who's too scared to use the men's room. That adds a whole new dimension to the lack of awareness.
I distantly remember her talking about being a lesbian (this was like 6 years ago when I was a regular in the webcomic threads) and when I saw her earlier in this thread complaining about Covid-19 keeping her from getting testosterone, I got a sinking feeling in my gut.

I remember a lot of the trannies featured in this thread, they used to be normal people.
 
Which troon coven is nastier, MtF or FtM. I have a feeling MtF are worse because they're louder and ever-present, thanks to discord, but to me the list-makers and quote keepers always seem to be FtM.
 
Which troon coven is nastier, MtF or FtM. I have a feeling MtF are worse because they're louder and ever-present, thanks to discord, but to me the list-makers and quote keepers always seem to be FtM.

It's funny because when you think about it, both of the qualities you named are typical behaviors of their actual sex.
 
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