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If we're sharing Indian customer stories: my husband used to work in the electronics department at Target and the Indians used to come in and try to haggle on the price of electronics with him. "You give me good deal, yes? We friends so you give me good deal?" He would always respond by covering his name tag and saying "if we're good friends, what's my name?" They did not appreciate that.
 
1999 prick said:
God please avoid ANY firearms manufactured in these shitholes.

The only quality they care about in a gun is that it can shoot. They don't care if it hits the target, if it misfires, if the trigger or safety is secured, if it bursts in your hand etc.
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Case in point: the INSAS. When used, it was possible for the gun to heat up enough that it would spray oil from the mechanism at the shooters face. They also deployed units with it to the Himalayas without testing to make sure it can resist extremely low temperatures. It did not, in fact, resist Himalayan temperatures and broke quite often.
 
The original post got deleted so all I have is this discord screenshot as evidence but some Jeet got mad at Pagliacci on twitter for exposing some Canadian scam ring where Jeets would con food banks out of food. The ringleader is supposedly getting deported, but knowing Canada it's unlikely that'll ever happen.

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Good morning sirs, I am sorry to report r/SouthAsianMasculinity, a subreddit for jeets to complain about racism and compare notes on courting harassing western women, has gone private.

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I suspect this is due to the rampant racism against caucasians, hispanics, muslims, and other non-jeet ethnic groups in most designated comment sections. Keep an eye out if it re-opens because it is an excellent place to redeem.
 
Do GitHub Indians count?
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They have this habit of trying to put lots of contributions to open source projects on their résumé. Of course, Durgasoft didn't teach them how to actually code, so instead they just make minor grammar edits to the readme file, which are usually incorrect (see picrelated, one of them using english autocorrect on german text), and still use the same system changing a line of code does. I guess they hope no employer actually checks these claims beyond a quick glance on what projects it says their account contributed to?

Every couple days you can find a /g/ thread full of these.
 
I hate jeets. I can't muster 1/3 of the hate for nigs that I can for jeets. At least with nigs you can read their likelihood to commit crimes by how dusty they are and the worst the normal ones do is call you racist if you deny them something.

Jeets on the other hand? Never work with a jeet if you can help it, never sell to them if you can, and dear god never sign a contract with one or do customer service for one. They will demand unreasonable accomodations at every turn. I had one try to convince me to regrade and replace his entire driveway so that his fancy new status symbol civic wouldn't scrape. They will yell and insult you as a negotiation tactic. The high caste ones will constantly remind you "in India we do x y z and it's so much better." They're quick to lodge complaints at the slightest inconvenience. God forbid you ever do anything anything nice for one because their clan members will all hear of it immediately and you'll never get them to shut up about it. "You did x for Rajneesh, why not me? Why you hate me?"

Their children are mostly Ipad babies due to the tech obsession, and they're in constant status competition with each other with Civics, tech toys, and massive ammounts of designer clothes that they buy for their ugly wives (which I don't understand because the women wear their traditional garb all the time anyway.) The old ones walk around their neighborhood all day so if you have to visit one jeet house every jeet in the neighborhood will know to run over and assail you with their various gripes.
Also they stink and they're inconsiderate as we all know.

I thought I was rid of them after leaving that godawful job and the tech-industry city, but now I see more and more of them in my little town. Walking in the bike lane at night, speaking their gutter language, and being inconsiderate in the grocery store. They have an unwarranted sense of pride along with a serious inferiority complex and a determination to become America's new ruling class.
The only plus side is that they wake people up to the problems incompatible cultures can cause, but that's small comfort when the brown flood doesn't show any signs of abating soon.
 
Klaptrap said:
They have an unwarranted sense of pride along with a serious inferiority complex and a determination to become America's new ruling class.
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A really easy way to get these guys to melt the fuck down is to either tell them that Churchill didn't let enough of them starve (works best on geezers) or that the British didn't beat civilization into them hard enough (use on boomers).

Unless they're younger they won't recognize the poo in the loo jokes or the memes.
 
Punished Magician said:
Of course, Durgasoft didn't teach them how to actually code
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I fucking love Durgasoft, it is peak jeet garbage. My other half once overheard me laughing at one of their shitty fucking streams so I flipped it over to speaker. Now 'Stattttticalllly typudeh, dyahnamically typudehhh' is one of those random utterances we throw at each other all the time.
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