"Lmao, a guy and his friend raped some dumb bitch at gunpoint! That's so funny!!! Everyone knows women can't get raped!"
It's amazing what some simple word swapping will do, isn't it?
If you don't understand what's happening here, basically some Tumblrina accepted a guy's invitation for a date, used him to get a free dinner, and then ditched him (probably by excusing herself to go to the ladies' room and then heading for the exit before the bill was even paid). When he was understandably confused (and probably hurt), she laughed in his face, told him he was boring, and added in a snooty "Like I owe you my time." When he got upset she acted like
he was the bad guy and blocked him.
But hey, don't feel bad for this guy. He clearly dodged a big fucking bullet.
Wow, I didn't know that "vindictive, psycho bitch" is a mental disorder! Looks like I've got a new Get Out of Jail Free card!
This post honestly seems like it was written by an alien who has been studying Earth culture for a few months, long enough to
kinda get some things but still has no fucking idea what they're talking about because they're incapable of truly understanding human beings. Seriously. This person might actually
believe that literally
billions of people (because remember, "cishets" make up the overwhelming majority of the human race whereas LGBT people are only a very small percentage) only date each other because they're both cishets and have absolutely nothing else in common. Only LGBT people are capable of
real relationships, after all.
That's right, Kiwis, extending our reach to the stars above and trying to explore what lies beyond our small planet is racist as FUCK. And space doesn't belong to anyone. I say it's fair game. So is colonizing other planets, so long as they don't have indigenous life.
I can't stop cringing at how hard this guy is trying to whiteknight, holy shit.
And last but certainly not least...