Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

[AnOminous]

One, America needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever America's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's America"?

But I thought the narrative was America is worse than Nazi Germany if you combined it with Nazi Germany and then added more Nazis.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

One, America needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever America's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's America"?

fuckin cringe dialogue from the spic

But, wait there's more
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Propaganda you say?

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For reference here is what Sotomayor looks like in real life:

reee whitewashing irl

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You know who else wanted to punch Hitler? The German officers behind that whole valkyrie plot.

We were smart enough not to turn over the keys to those guys either.

 

[ZehnBoat]

You know who else wanted to punch Hitler? The German officers behind that whole valkyrie plot.

We were smart enough not to turn over the keys to those guys either.

i want a plot where every attempt at hitler's murder by a german officer is foiled by a hotheaded sjw time traveler. and at the end all the sjw agents learn that because of them, WWII went on longer than it could have.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

You know who else wanted to punch Hitler? The German officers behind that whole valkyrie plot.

We were smart enough not to turn over the keys to those guys either.

Tom Cruise could've gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling table

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I love the panel where America Chavez says nazi punching "could become a thing in the future", which is hilarious because it's not a thing at all, it's just militant extremists assaulting people who don't agree with them because there aren't any nazis.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Those people wanted very much for it to be a thing, though

 

[The Great Citracett]

Those people wanted very much for it to be a thing, though

Right up until they realized the "nazis" could punch back.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Those people wanted very much for it to be a thing, though

Not to mention that no one would know what you meant by "could be a thing" in 1944.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

i want a plot where every attempt at hitler's murder by a german officer is foiled by a hotheaded sjw time traveler. and at the end all the sjw agents learn that because of them, WWII went on longer than it could have.

that actually sounds pretty decent

 

[TowinKarz]

Its hilarious when you realize that every ANTIFA out there, from the skinny jean vest wearing kids to the screeching 800 pound dangerhairs, to horse stabbing troons to part time proffessors who bean you with bike locks and can be identified by bragging about their preferred items to shoplift online, all of them, look in the mirror, and that "superhero" is what they see.

 

[Jubileus]

But, wait there's more
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That is some straight-up Nietzsche ubermensch shit from that little girl (surprise, surprise: she's a eugenically superior Inhuman with the power of smartness, to boot). Remove the panels and the genre savvy would assume it's a villainous motive rant. Instead, in this series, it's hero-endorsed.

The source of this is Gabby Rivera. No bonus points for figuring out this is her beautiful lesbian latina self-insert.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Not to mention that no one would know what you meant by "could be a thing" in 1944.

And the people back then were straight up shooting and blowing up the bastards.

Somehow punching seems like a downgrade.

 

[Mrs Paul]

To be fair, it's not as bad as Foreskin Man. That's about the nicest thing I can say about it.

 

[Hummingbird]

That is some straight-up Nietzsche ubermensch shit from that little girl (surprise, surprise: she's a eugenically superior Inhuman with the power of smartness, to boot). Remove the panels and the genre savvy would assume it's a villainous motive rant. Instead, in this series, it's hero-endorsed.

The source of this is Gabby Rivera. No bonus points for figuring out this is her beautiful lesbian latina self-insert.

The thing is that little girl is actually more likable in her own series (Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur). Rivera just screwed her character up.

To be fair, it's not as bad as Foreskin Man. That's about the nicest thing I can say about it.

That webcomic is classic lolz. It's so full of stupid stuff and weird obsessions with little boys' dicks.

Spoiler: An old piece from a review I did of the series.

"Honorable" Mentions: At first glance, Foreskin Man seems like a well-meaning guy who is a little too focused on his pet cause. At times there are some unintentionally uglier aspects to the character. I could understand if he was temporarily hiding Glick from his insane father until the situation cooled off and then he could return him back to his loving and caring mother. Instead, he drops the kid off when a renegade commune to be raised by them with no intention of giving him back. While this is an insane moment, it's not the fun kind and made me kind of hate this guy for robbing Glick of a normal, happy childhood for one where he will be on the run and thrust into a resistance group. There's also the song, Intactivista, which encourages storming hospitals to "free" little boys.

Now on to the list.

The Top 5 Most Insane Foreskin Man Moments (So Far)

5) Vulva Girl
She's pretty much Foreskin Man's African, female counterpart who fights people who want to perform genital mutilation on girls. Heck, her costume even has vaguely-defined genitalia on it. While that is crazy, the reason she doesn't score higher on the list is that she doesn't comes off as fanatical and obsessed as Foreskin Man. (I'm pretty sure that magical blast only knocked the villain out.) Ok, there is this song about how she's horny for the title character, but other wise she doesn't seem too bad. You could probably have a reasonable debate about the subject with her or talks about something that doesn't involve genitals.

4) Super Zero
You think Bibleman is lame? Issue 4 proves there might be someone that could knock him off that throne. The possessed dagger makes a man perform a big public ceremony where he will circumcise his grade school-aged son is insane enough. (At least there was enough sanity in the writing to have the civilians be mind-controled so smart-asses like me won't be asking any questions.)

For a trained superhero with fancy gadgets, he automatically gets subduded by normal people and tied up in seconds. While he does escape and rescue the boy, it's the kid's grandpa that does any real work to make sure the dad will never bother anyone again. Sure Bibleman is powered through bible verses, but at least his faith actually does stuff like keep marriages together and get green-skinned Dr. Insano to be someone's girl in prison.

3) The Face Cream No One Wanted
No matter how good the advertising is, there is no way a face cream made from infants' foreskins would sell in the American market. Even if this was to make it past the FDA (Food and Drug Administration), the ick factor alone would drive customers away. When Captain Planet villains wouldn't be caught dead using your idea, you might want to rework it.

2) Monster Mohel
This is the most infamous moments of the comic. While all pro-circumcision characters are portrayed as total monsters (figuratively (NSFW) and literally), Monster Mohel takes the cake. Designed like something from Nazi propaganda, our villain is fitted with a large beard and pointy nails. All while Foreskin Man looks like an Aryan wet dream. This got the creator into some hot water and I can see why.

1) Roller Coaster of Insanity
Man, was issue 5 nuts. Not only do we have a roller coaster simulator placed off the edge of a skyscraper, but the henchmen deciding to perform the circumcision on said simulator kicks it up a notch. Ok, the reason they were on it was to kill the boy's mother and make it look like an accident (by cutting her safety belt). Still, the idiot ball was in their hands and they did this in front of witnesses where the people might see and over hear them. That and kidnapping the baby in a large expo just because the company was running out of foreskins wasn't too bright, either.

There you have it. I guess we'll see if the creators decide to keep making more fodder or not.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

To be fair, it's not as bad as Foreskin Man. That's about the nicest thing I can say about it.

Yes, but when you set the bar that low anything looks good in comparison.

 

[TheRedRanger]

Fucking hell, I feel the need to rant, especially at that last panel.

"Isn't that doing enough for the people?"
Really? There are soldiers all around you, soldiers without the benefits of super powers, fighting and dying. And you, someone with superpowers, go acting like one punch is all the work you should have to fucking do?

"Punching Nazis could become a real thing, you know."
Well, yeah, if all the people fighting that war going on behind you run out of ammo and don't have time to fix bayonets, then punching Nazis may indeed become a real thing.
Do you really think you've just invented the idea of fighting Nazis? That all those allied troops just happened to be there waiting for a strong proud latinx womyn to come along and tell them that Hitler is bad?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Not to mention that no one would know what you meant by "could be a thing" in 1944.

They would say it's the bee's knees, where "bees" means marketable and "knees" means narrative.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Fucking hell, I feel the need to rant, especially at that last panel.

"Isn't that doing enough for the people?"
Really? There are soldiers all around you, soldiers without the benefits of super powers, fighting and dying. And you, someone with superpowers, go acting like one punch is all the work you should have to fucking do?

"Punching Nazis could become a real thing, you know."
Well, yeah, if all the people fighting that war going on behind you run out of ammo and don't have time to fix bayonets, then punching Nazis may indeed become a real thing.
Do you really think you've just invented the idea of fighting Nazis? That all those allied troops just happened to be there waiting for a strong proud latinx womyn to come along and tell them that Hitler is bad?

This writing is absolute shit. I can't find a difference between Chris's essay on WWII and this.

 

[Lorento]

My favourite part of the comic is the fact that the French Resistance leader is Commander Peggy Carter.

Is that actually real?