So I'm a troon now. What do I do?

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Wormy

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Before you say 41%, already trying to get through those mental barriers. Not an option yet, I'll tell you when it is.

It's just that this came so sudden and the final indicators were something I didn't expect in the least, namely a couple of manga I read in college.

I mean, I have no clothes of the opposite sex, I have no desire to cut off my dick, I have no desire to do ANYTHING feminine, but I'm a troon.

What do I do?
 
Solution
I have to be. One of my superiors in KiwiFarms declared it.
As your moral and intellectual superior I declare you "not tranny".

There. Now you can live in the comfort of knowing you are no longer a troon.

You can thank me in cookies or pie. Whichever one you can bake the best (I like banana-caramel pie or triple choc-chip)
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Become a female athlete. It doesn't matter if you are some 5'2" skinny ass worm of a man. You will dominate and get so much social credit. You will be a millionaire by next month if you start sports.
 
Become a furry. Might as well try to max out the hate from others.
Fuck furries. Not happening.
kys retard.
Read the opening, autismo.
Well. you could join the safe space known as the Tranch hahaha
I saw it. I'd rather rotate on a balsa wood spike.
Become a female athlete. It doesn't matter if you are some 5'2" skinny ass worm of a man. You will dominate and get so much social credit. You will be a millionaire by next month if you start sports.
Got too many other broken parts. Athlete ain't happening. I'm middle aged and got all the effects of massive stress, bad diet, depression, and blue collar work.
 
Fuck furries. Not happening.

Read the opening, autismo.

I saw it. I'd rather rotate on a balsa wood spike.

Got too many other broken parts. Athlete ain't happening. I'm middle aged and got all the effects of massive stress, bad diet, depression, and blue collar work.
hahahahaha


join tiktok and do your "First Day of being a______"
 
Don't be an attention whore who treats "being trans" as an end unto itself. Act like the gender your broken AGP brain thinks it is, and make every effort to pass, so that normal people are none the wiser.
I don't KNOW what it is, though, but the judgement has already passed. Llike I said, fully male, fully male parts, no female clothes, nothing, and I have zero desire to chop off my tallywhacker or take hormones.

But it was declared by KiwiFarms that I am a troon, so I must abide by that judgement.

Right now, I'm still very much male and look so.
join tiktok and do your "First Day of being a______"
Just hearing tiktok makes me want to murder the nearest living thing. No chance of me actually doing something on the single most vile thing on the internet right now.
 
I don't KNOW what it is, though, but the judgement has already passed. Llike I said, fully male, fully male parts, no female clothes, nothing, and I have zero desire to chop off my tallywhacker or take hormones.

But it was declared by KiwiFarms that I am a troon, so I must abide by that judgement.

Right now, I'm still very much male and look so.

Just hearing tiktok makes me want to murder the nearest living thing. No chance of me actually doing something on the single most vile thing on the internet right now.
Step 1: take a meat cleaver to your balls.
 
I don't KNOW what it is, though, but the judgement has already passed. Llike I said, fully male, fully male parts, no female clothes, nothing, and I have zero desire to chop off my tallywhacker or take hormones.

But it was declared by KiwiFarms that I am a troon, so I must abide by that judgement.

Right now, I'm still very much male and look so.

Just hearing tiktok makes me want to murder the nearest living thing. No chance of me actually doing something on the single most vile thing on the internet right now.
lol I got it, go to twatter, make an acct, complain loudly about KF and we will all laugh at you.
 
Whatever you do, do not dilate, this is very heckin unqueer and exactly what the fascist transphobic "doctors" want you to do to help uphold capitalism.
Not to worry. Just washing my ass in the shower gets me declared a homosexual by the world. No way I'd go to that length.

I wouldn't write it off so soon:
I eat animals. I don't fuck as them.

Anyway regardless of what you decide, I think you should buy an alpaca.
Wouldn't mind an alpaca, but I'd have no where to keep it.
 
Got too many other broken parts. Athlete ain't happening. I'm middle aged and got all the effects of massive stress, bad diet, depression, and blue collar work.
Become a female wrestler. I'm damn near middle aged and I have a broke back, but I was a big stronk man at one time and I feel that I could still obliterate any woman. As a tranny the world is your oyster. If you can't make it big it is your fault alone.
 
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