Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

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millais said:
On the topic of blacks playing Fallout, one time while trying to get a quote from these minimum wage security company employees, they conversationally inquired about our past line of work, and we mentioned some garden-variety radioactive immuno-assay type stuff, nothing special really. One of the security drones, this overweight bespectacled black guy, suddenly perked up and eagerly butted in with a joke about how he hoped our office isn't contaminated by too many "rads", smugly adding that he's "kind of a nerd" when explaining to his coworkers that a "rad is the unit they use to measure radiation".

I instantly knew that he only knew this from playing Fallout, as no one who actually works with radiation measures exposure or dosage in rads, it's all been done in Grays and millisieverts for many decades now. The cringe was so strong I involuntarily winced.
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Fuck, I'm behind the times. I thought rems were still in current use.
 
Because this thread needs fresh blood
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Heinrich Himmler said:
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"I percieve myself as a intellectual and a gentleman."

Can't even get "perceive" or "an" right, failing before even making the declaration that you're an intellectual. He disproved his claim before even making it.

I don't think even trailer trash Young Earth Quiverfulls are that incompetent.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
"I percieve myself as a intellectual and a gentleman."

Can't even get "perceive" or "an" right, failing before even making the declaration that you're an intellectual. He disproved his claim before even making it.

I don't think even trailer trash Young Earth Quiverfulls are that incompetent.
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I totally believe the kid. He’s got a fedora after all. That has to mean he’s super smart.
 
I still have a lot of this stuff even though I haven't posted in this thread in a while. Here's another one of my favorites.

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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Got news for you, Tiger. Most adults have better things to do than argue religion with a 14 year old. At best, they're humoring you.
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Did no one noticed that cat/dog sticking it's head from the ceiling in the background?
I just noticed it and I'm wondering what the heck is that.
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Heinrich Himmler said:
Did no one noticed that cat/dog sticking it's head from the ceiling in the background?
I just noticed it and I'm wondering what the heck is that.
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It might not be anything in particular. It might be its own little thing entirely. If you check on Google images, there are quite a lot of "ceiling cat" and "ceiling dog" derivatives floating around.
 
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