Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

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He also apparently doesn't know that La Croix is a barely-flavored sparkling water.
It's even better, he thinks LaCroix is a philosopher!
To his credit, he at least admits not knowing who "he" is. Real missed opportunity there.

More damning, he thinks that simply saying the phisolopher's name is how to debate philosophy, like they're fucking Pokémon. "Eh, Candide is a little too complex for me, can we boil this down even more?"
 
I notice most of these "smart" people are males. I could wager a few guesses as to why that is. But have there been cases of "smart" female?
 
I notice most of these "smart" people are males. I could wager a few guesses as to why that is. But have there been cases of "smart" female?
Other than your mom?
Oh, and this smart gal here
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From the top of /r/iamverysmart:
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A lot of the comments are from actual brits saying they hear the word "gotten" used all the time.
 
From the top of /r/iamverysmart:
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A lot of the comments are from actual brits saying they hear the word "gotten" used all the time.
"Wherefore mayhap whomst've used such cromulent, unculturated speechifications within my vicinity mayhap?"
Insecure motherfuckers breaking out the thesaurus to win some kind of dick-measuring contest only they're in.
 
From the top of /r/iamverysmart:
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A lot of the comments are from actual brits saying they hear the word "gotten" used all the time.

It also appears in wonderful compound words like misbegotten and ill-gotten money. There's also nothing wrong or ungrammatical about it, it just fell out of favor outside of North America.
 
From the top of /r/iamverysmart:
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A lot of the comments are from actual brits saying they hear the word "gotten" used all the time.
I would think a truly smart person would 1) not dismiss the idea of others being intelligent because of the country they're from, 2) understand that language constantly evolves and the dictionary isn't as important of a gospel as that, and 3) not ruin other people's jokes all the time if he ever hopes to pass on his precious genius genes, but I'm just a common American so what do I know.
 
A few months ago a friend and I were at a bar and started talking to a young black woman. She introduced herself with the description "I'm probably the smartest 22 year old I know". I responded that pretty much every 22 year old is the "smartest" 22 year old they know, and the conversation went more awkward from there.

I don't remember a lot of details so the tl,dr is that she politely decided I wasn't woke enough and that it was her job to educate me about my privilege and easy life, which she knew everything she needed to about me because I have white skin, which is obviously a moral failing. Where I'm going with this is I think there is a lot of overlap between dunning-kruger faux smart people and the woke progressives, because both require a lack of introspection that effectively render their ideologies of superiority into an unfalsifiable religion.

On the plus side, my very leftist friend I was with was speechless for much of the conversation and afterwards admitted that while he usually thought my right-wing screeds about progtards were melodramatic, he was dumbfounded at meeting one in the wild and now he knows how real they are.
 
As someone who attends one of the hardest STEM schools in the country, there's a huge mixup between pseuds, decently smart people, and autists who max INT but min CHA. There's a baseline IQ for you to even survive at this school.

There's a really popular science TV show that has filmed several episodes on campus, so every year we get flooded with freshmen who think it's gonna be super awesome with explosions and supercomputers and dinosaurs and shit. Then they start taking classes, and are the most insufferable shitstains you can imagine. They interrupt professors with stupid bullshit they read on some xkcd comic. They don't attend class at all, thinking that bumming adderall and copying down formulas from the book at the last minute before the test will save them (it won't). The last time Kari, Tori, and Grant were here people kept asking them dumb fucking questions about the zombie apocalypse.

Everyone who graduates from this school must learn very basic quantum mechanics in the mandatory chemistry courses, yet you still overhear pseuds talking about shit like quantum healing and unified field theory and other hippie dippy fluff that you wonder how they are passing their classes.
 
Everyone who graduates from this school must learn very basic quantum mechanics in the mandatory chemistry courses, yet you still overhear pseuds talking about shit like quantum healing and unified field theory and other hippie dippy fluff that you wonder how they are passing their classes.

Was there some sort of bell curve? If the answer is yes, then it's little wonder why the little assholes feel they're so smart.
 
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A 107 IQ?!? Does it even go that high???

I at least have to give this asshole props for being the only person in this thread so far to post his actual IQ score.
 
Isn't a 107 IQ like average? 130 I believe is "genius" level so he's bragging about having an average IQ.
The average IQ is 100 and IQ tests are updated over the years to keep it at that number, I believe. It's only very slightly above average.
 
A 107 IQ?‽ Does it even go that high???

I at least have to give this asshole props for being the only person in this thread so far to post his actual IQ score.

I think Hawkings said it best here:

"People who brag about their IQs are losers fucking idiots"
 
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