Slippy Toad hate thread

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ShahOfIran1979

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Fuck this stupid faggot. I don't understand why Nintendo made Slippy Toad, the Jar Jar Binks of Star Fox. If I met him, I would probably punt his stupid green ass like a football into the sun. First of all, why does he have a stupid fucking hat? It's at the top of his head, yes, but it doesn't even cover anything. Maybe I should be glad, because he would look even gayer if he had a hat that covered his entire fat head. If I met him, I would tear of all the scalp under his head and practice Chinese water torture on him. Second, because this little retard always whines for my help, even while I am killing monkeys and doing barrel rollz. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT YOU LITTLE BASTARD. I gladly let this little bastard die when I play Star Fox (I have not in many years anyway.) FOX HELP ME no you little cunt. I would not have made this thread if I did not have a dream in which I saw his stupid face and heard his shitty gay voice again.

In conclusion, I fucking hate this little asshole.

Also, funny image I found. Technically porn
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He gives off more of a frog look than a toad. Does he have the parotoid glands behind his eyes?
 
Never heard of this toad guy before but all things considered I gotta admit I like his style and I hope to see him collab with my favorite games, starting from today and lasting unto eternity
 
Peppy: Useless old man who gives useless advice.
If it wasn't for barrel roll memes people would hate him as much as Navi or any other radio companion.

Falco: Marginally less useless but is a 24/7 dickhead glass half full asshole about literally everything

Krystal: Shit tier furry bait from a shit tier gamecube game, who sticks out like a sore thumb compared to every other character in the franchise, almost like she was designed for a completely different game or something.
Retards only want her in Smash or new Star Fox games because they goon to her. Also useless unless you use her as the aforementioned goon fuel.
Only good thing about her is Nintendo reconned her ass out of the series so furries can suffah more.

Rob: Kinda chill on the rare occasion he decides to help.

Slippy: Objectively the most valuable team member to keep alive in 64 and Assault since he lets you see how much health bosses have, an incredibly useful feature that lets you decide whether you can finish the boss off, or need to lay off and dodge until the next opportunity.
In lore helped design the arwings, and landmaster plus singlehandedly built the blue marine.
Very polite, always thanks you for saving him.
In most endings of the shitty fanfiction that is Command he actually gets laid and has a family while in most of Command's endings Fox gets cucked.

Oh wait I forgot, despite Slippy bringing all these amazing things to the team, he sucks because you have to save him 1.2 times more often than you do the other shitty teammates so I guess you're right and he is completely irredeemable.

Fuck you and your 2007 angry game reviewer takes, Slippy is awesome and I won't tolerate this slander.
 
Gunty King said:
Peppy: Useless old man who gives useless advice.
If it wasn't for barrel roll memes people would hate him as much as Navi or any other radio companion.

Falco: Marginally less useless but is a 24/7 dickhead glass half full asshole about literally everything

Krystal: Shit tier furry bait from a shit tier gamecube game, who sticks out like a sore thumb compared to every other character in the franchise, almost like she was designed for a completely different game or something.
Retards only want her in Smash or new Star Fox games because they goon to her. Also useless unless you use her as the aforementioned goon fuel.
Only good thing about her is Nintendo reconned her ass out of the series so furries can suffah more.

Rob: Kinda chill on the rare occasion he decides to help.

Slippy: Objectively the most valuable team member to keep alive in 64 and Assault since he lets you see how much health bosses have, an incredibly useful feature that lets you decide whether you can finish the boss off, or need to lay off and dodge until the next opportunity.
In lore helped design the arwings, and landmaster plus singlehandedly built the blue marine.
Very polite, always thanks you for saving him.
In most endings of the shitty fanfiction that is Command he actually gets laid and has a family while in most of Command's endings Fox gets cucked.

Oh wait I forgot, despite Slippy bringing all these amazing things to the team, he sucks because you have to save him 1.2 times more often than you do the other shitty teammates so I guess you're right and he is completely irredeemable.

Fuck you and your 2007 angry game reviewer takes, Slippy is awesome and I won't tolerate this slander.
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Slamerella said:
Falco will assist in some levels in 64 and him being a flashy dickhead makes him likeable to me.

Also, Katt>Krystal.
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The dog girl in Star Fox 2>>>>>Krystal
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A design like this is so much more in line with the look of this series, I don't even know what her characterization is and I know whatever they'd go with would be better than Krystal.

Fuck you OP, this is now a Krystal hate thread
 
In Star Fox and Star Fox 64, all the teammates -- but especially Slippy -- really do is get in the way or get chased by enemies now and then. It is easy to feel like you are doing the mission solo until a team member -- but especially Slippy -- starts acting stupid again. I think the games would have been better if there were no other teammates.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
I don't like your image of live real animals because Falco is clearly an Imperial Pheasant and not some kind of hawk.
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The image for Peppy is also incorrect as Peppy's a hare and the animal in the image is a viscacha, a relative of the humble chinchilla.
 
Gunty King said:
The dog girl in Star Fox 2>>>>>Krystal
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A design like this is so much more in line with the look of this series, I don't even know what her characterization is and I know whatever they'd go with would be better than Krystal.

Fuck you OP, this is now a Krystal hate thread
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The sassy black from one of Star Fox's betas>Krystal lmao
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