Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

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In spite of my low opinion of Slingblade I have to be a little impressed. "Queer platonic relationship" is probably the most creative term for "I'm going to live in your house and eat your food for free without contributing anything and also I don't have to fuck you" that I've ever heard.
 
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It would be hilarious if Slingblade fucked another Troon in Phil's bed while he's in Oakland getting his tard scribbles.
 
"When I'm in bed with a girl . . . I'm blowing her"

If you're blowing her, she's a man. The fuck?
Hyperion said:
Is it possible for a tranny to think about anything that isn't abusing themselves or others? It's either drugs or dollar store BDSM and it's always public on Facebook!

Edit- Oh, forgot begging and death threats but those are also both abusive
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That's how we know if it's s real trans or a troon. If they immediately post all over social media about #AnalRips, drugs, sex, and violence (even violent sex), they're a troon.

No normal person says the things troons say. Sure they may think it, but they never post it in public.
 
flossman said:
Just remember... "girlcock."

Who wants to bet Slingblade has Phil blocked on Twitter so he can't see all this?
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Phil just signed up for twitter, it's possible but keep in mind they're public posts. All it would take to see them would be logging out.
Or somebody would send them to him. :epik:
 
So, how much longer until Phil and Toren have their inevitable drama-laden breakup? I honestly don't know who is the worse party in this whole fucked up sham of a relationship.

Phil is an utter scumbag, but Toren is quite literally abusing him both emotionally and financially AND is cheating on him along with denying him any form of intimacy or love (whether it be physical relations or just emotional support), and is getting away with it because Phil is that perfect mix of stupid, gullible, and cowardly that makes him so easy for Toren to take advantage of.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I do feel bad for Phil in this particular situation. I mean, Phil is still a reprehensible douchebag, but Toren is so scummy he makes Phil look marginally better by comparison (in this specific situation at least).
 
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Syaoran Li said:
So, how much longer until Phil and Toren have their inevitable drama-laden breakup? I honestly don't know who is the worse party in this whole fucked up sham of a relationship.

Phil is an utter scumbag, but Toren is quite literally abusing him both emotionally and financially AND is cheating on him along with denying him any form of intimacy or love (whether it be physical relations or just emotional support), and is getting away with it because Phil is that perfect mix of stupid, gullible, and cowardly that makes him so easy for Toren to take advantage of.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I do feel bad for Phil in this particular situation. I mean, Phil is still a reprehensible douchebag, but Toren is so scummy he makes Phil look marginally better by comparison.
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I disagree actually. Toren's a scammer but I haven't seen any racism, anti Semitic rhetoric, or calls for genocide like Phil does on a regular basis. I think Phil's probably a worse person overall but he's a coward and rather dim witted so he doesn't have very many opportunities to express his worse impulses.
 
Ruin said:
I disagree actually. Toren's a scammer but I haven't seen any racism, anti Semitic rhetoric, or calls for genocide like Phil does on a regular basis. I think Phil's probably a worse person overall but he's a coward and rather dim witted so he doesn't have very many opportunities to express his worse impulses.
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Oh no, I agree that Phil is a worse person overall but that doesn't excuse Toren's bad behavior either.
 
Syaoran Li said:
So, how much longer until Phil and Toren have their inevitable drama-laden breakup? I honestly don't know who is the worse party in this whole fucked up sham of a relationship.

Phil is an utter scumbag, but Toren is quite literally abusing him both emotionally and financially AND is cheating on him along with denying him any form of intimacy or love (whether it be physical relations or just emotional support), and is getting away with it because Phil is that perfect mix of stupid, gullible, and cowardly that makes him so easy for Toren to take advantage of.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I do feel bad for Phil in this particular situation. I mean, Phil is still a reprehensible douchebag, but Toren is so scummy he makes Phil look marginally better by comparison.
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Ultimately, while Phil is a terrible human being in every respect, he is basically a sped. Slingblade, for all he's not as clever as he thinks he is, is smarter than Phil and knows it. So yeah, Slingblade is taking advantage of a tard. On the other hand, my sympathy for Phil is limited, because we know that if the tables were turned, he would be no better. In fact, given his track record of physical abuse, he might even be worse.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Ultimately, while Phil is a terrible human being in every respect, he is basically a sped. Slingblade, for all he's not as clever as he thinks he is, is smarter than Phil and knows it. So yeah, Slingblade is taking advantage of a tard. On the other hand, my sympathy for Phil is limited, because we know that if the tables were turned, he would be no better. In fact, given his track record of physical abuse, he might even be worse.
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Pretty much this. Phil and Toren are both utter scumbags and I have little sympathy for either of them.
 
in 99% of the cases I side with the abused but in this case my sympathy is limited because it's two utterly reprehensible people abusing each other and there's no innocent victim.
 
toren is marginally more intelligent than Phil and he's been conning people for longer. this "queerplatonic" shit is him establishing that they dont have any sort of romantic relationship, so when he inevitably leaves Phil won't blow up heartbroken about how he had to endure a drunk dude calling him a fat whitey.

Phil probably doesn't care that he's not in a relationship because he's mostly blubber at this point. chain him up to something while he wears his bdsm cosplay and that's all the sex life he needs.
 
Everyone is missing the point that their neighbors are unable to pinpoint the collective funk of feet and ass that is undoubtedly seeping into the buildings' ventilation system.
 
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