Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[Dentontx]

"Active duty antifa." That's OK Phil, I didn't need that mouthful of Jamesons anyway, it's better off all over my screen and keyboard.

"Active duty." You've never been within half a hundred miles of either one of those things, you fat fuck.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Toren’s kicking Phil out? Damn.

 

[MasterDisaster]

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Ah yes, the risk of stewing in your own filth all day, slowly but surely turning your stinkditch into a cesspool of bacteria. Most would call that suffering or being lazy but Phil...that's a full days 'work'.

 

[Faulty Keurig]

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LOL as if anything Phil does could be considered "active".

 

[ON 190]

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I legitimately laughed so hard at this tweet I thought I was going to choke.

 

[MasterDisaster]

LOL as if anything Phil does could be considered "active".

There's active bacteria between his legs.

 

[The Dude]

"Active duty Antifa" in Phil-speak translates to "bouncing, squeaking, and giggling like a tard while watching videos about riots and guns." Sounds uncomfortable as fuck to witness that. No wonder Slingblade wants to ditch Phil.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

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Translation: Phil smells so bad that Toren told him to take off his edgelord antifa gear, do some laundry and take a shower.

 

[The Dude]

Translation: Phil smells so bad that Toren told him to take off his edgelord antifa gear, do some laundry and take a shower.

I doubt Slingblade gives a drunk fuck what Phil smells like. Slingblade is a grody scuz himself and spends most of his time drunk in the bedroom roleplaying online as a young teen sexpot, while Phil roleplays as an analchest Souper Spooner in the livingroom.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I doubt Phil takes ANY risks at all, rather Torin is fed up with having to indulge Phil's edgelording and doesn't take it seriously.

This probably makes Phil whimper and squeak.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I wonder if this means Toren ran out of vodka and sobered up enough to realize how fucked up it is to live with a rancid potato boy?

Nah. On second thought, I seem to be giving Toren too much credit

 

[Positron]

It is no coincident that Phil wrote this when Slingblade is having an extended Twitter break. My theory is that Slingblade is currently out of the house, probably on some Big #AnalRips adventure, and being master of the house makes Phil feel brave.

Phil, you are reading it. Don't be afraid. Tell us about what "Victoria" did to you and why you want him out, and we'll see if we can help you sort it out. We at Kiwi Farms may love to laugh at you but we are not your enemies.

 

[Hellfire]

Crosspost http://archive.li/Ylafl

I don’t know, troons have a seemingly limitless capacity for overpriced identity-affirming shit. And for once, one time only, I’m going to give Slingblade credit for at least doing something to earn his money, however cynical.

I would find it hilarious if Phil couldn’t make rent because he spent his money on Toren’s merch.

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[Tragi-Chan]

Crosspost http://archive.li/Ylafl

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Fucking incredible. Toren should release a whole line of T-shirts in black. I have a mental image of Phil browsing Teespring, sobbing as he gets further and further into debt, knowing eviction and starvation are inevitable, but unable to resist satisfying his capitalist lust.

 

[Dentontx]

He keeps closing up the slit in his burqa (haha, like another slit that’s closing up) to hide his derp eyes, and I swear to God all it does is make him look that much derpier. Think, Failip, think.

Also I wonder if Phil knows that the cringy M-16s anarchy necklace he's wearing is Sons of Anarchy merch. HAHAHAHAHA Phil, you fail again!

 

[Hellfire]

Cross post. Slingblade is begging for $4,150 to flee the spud cave after Phil supposedly "violated [his] trust" and Slingblade will only be "safe" if he gets away from Phil.

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[Deadpool]

Cross post. Slingblade is begging for $4,150 to flee the spud cave after Phil supposedly "violated [his] trust" and Slingblade will only be "safe" if he gets away from Phil.

Phil must have bought a new burka or a plastic gun instead of buying Toren a bottle of rotgut.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Cross post. Slingblade is begging for $4,150 to flee the spud cave after Phil supposedly "violated [his] trust" and Slingblade will only be "safe" if he gets away from Phil.

The Vodka Ogre....claim's he's frightened......of PHIL??? /buffer overflow: Divide by 0 ERROR

 

[The Dude]

Crosspost http://archive.li/Ylafl

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Yeah Phil, that shirt sure does go with anything! It looks great, and not at all re.rarded or anything. It really brings out the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome in your eyes!

Cross post. Slingblade is begging for $4,150 to flee the spud cave after Phil supposedly "violated [his] trust" and Slingblade will only be "safe" if he gets away from Phil.

"Violated my trust" means "I trusted Phil to go buy me vodka when his TardBux came in, and he violated that trust by wasting his rowboat on edgelord clothes, airsoft vests, and fake guns."

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"Violated my trust" means 'whatever bullshit I can think up that sounds serious enough so people will feel sorry for me and give me money'. Toren's problem is that he's constantly e-begging, so there's no way he'll get $4000+. Whatever happened to the fake tiddy fund he was suicidal over not so long ago? You'd think his safety would be a better use of that money than fake tits, but what would I know.