SJW Art and Extremes

[Benine Bovine]

Why buy funko pop at all

 

[Hummingbird]

Time for our favorite harpies at BABD...

• They finally review Brigette and even with her full body armor, she fails the test: the hair in all her forms (boo, she's blond in the knight alternative skin), the waist is too fitted, (in their words) "hip cape designed to remind us she has a (presumably sexy) butt", the mechanic alternate skin is too sexual like that slut, Cindy, from Final Fantasy 15; and the knight skin puts her in make-up (if you zoom in on the face).
• Once again, you learn is that the ideal design completely covers the body, makes her look like a dude and has no feminity.

 

[sheephead]

Does anyone ever complain about the dudes? Because most of them are attractive husbando bait.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Time for our favorite harpies at BABD...

• They finally review Brigette and even with her full body armor, she fails the test: the hair in all her forms (boo, she's blond in the knight alternative skin), the waist is too fitted, (in their words) "hip cape designed to remind us she has a (presumably sexy) butt", the mechanic alternate skin is too sexual like that slut, Cindy, from Final Fantasy 15; and the knight skin puts her in make-up (if you zoom in on the face).
• Once again, you learn is that the ideal design completely covers the body, makes her look like a dude and has no feminity.

The more the chicks at BABD whine about pretty fictional girls, the more I'm convinced that they must be REALLY ugly in Real Life and that's why they're such Bitter Betties.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

The more the chicks at BABD whine about pretty fictional girls, the more I'm convinced that they must be REALLY ugly in Real Life and that's why they're such Bitter Betties.

When everyone is ugly like us, nobody is ugly & everyone is beautiful!

Does anyone ever complain about the dudes? Because most of them are attractive husbando bait.

No, the most people complain about is how Junk "dirtier than Eden Belmont's asshole" rat and Roadhog aren't gay (if you're referring to Overwatch).

 

[IceGray]

I thought by now they would go full hog into yuri hag mode and make justifications for lesbian bait.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Time for our favorite harpies at BABD...

• They finally review Brigette and even with her full body armor, she fails the test: the hair in all her forms (boo, she's blond in the knight alternative skin), the waist is too fitted, (in their words) "hip cape designed to remind us she has a (presumably sexy) butt", the mechanic alternate skin is too sexual like that slut, Cindy, from Final Fantasy 15; and the knight skin puts her in make-up (if you zoom in on the face).
• Once again, you learn is that the ideal design completely covers the body, makes her look like a dude and has no feminity.

Interestingly the armour design in link two is pretty unwieldy, it's also pretty obviously satirical in nature but they like it, ironically implying they missed the joke.
Looking at their posts it's clear their objection is female sexuality rather than unrealistic armour. They're actually quite lucky how much female armour looks fucking stupid otherwise it'd be way more obvious that they're just misrable prudish bastards.

 

[Antithesis]

I think I heard from somewhere that Brigiette's armor is based off WoW, especially given both the dullness of the metal and the boob plate. I agree that the boob plate is kind of impractical and dumb, but it's nothing to reeee your head off about

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Time for our favorite harpies at BABD...

• They finally review Brigette and even with her full body armor, she fails the test: the hair in all her forms (boo, she's blond in the knight alternative skin), the waist is too fitted, (in their words) "hip cape designed to remind us she has a (presumably sexy) butt", the mechanic alternate skin is too sexual like that slut, Cindy, from Final Fantasy 15; and the knight skin puts her in make-up (if you zoom in on the face).
• Once again, you learn is that the ideal design completely covers the body, makes her look like a dude and has no feminity.

how is being blonde a problem when blonde is a natural white person hair color, of all the things to take offense to, why that

 

[Hummingbird]

The more the chicks at BABD whine about pretty fictional girls, the more I'm convinced that they must be REALLY ugly in Real Life and that's why they're such Bitter Betties.

You can just hear the splooching of their twats when ever they talk about male characters.

how is being blonde a problem when blonde is a natural white person hair color, of all the things to take offense to, why that

My guess is that blond white women have often been seen as a standard of beauty for a long tiem.

 

[Somsnosa]

To be fair Overwatch does have more freedom of shapes for guys and much more restraint for girls (just see the difference between Mei and Roadhog), but that's part of the marketing; "buy the new skin/accessory for your waifu!" is an insanely good tool to m.ilk out dumb nerds. Gigantic is where to look to find female characters that are various but still pretty in their own way. Didn't work well for them, tho. That's just how it goes for an industry with mostly male clients

 

[Rayemond46]

I'm convinced that BABD really hates attractive women in general. Women in skimpy armor? BAD! Women in full body armor that pretty much covers everything? BAD! Make the women ugly or increbily manly looking.

 

[WXY]

i like how there's a recolor of the knight skin with dark brown hair but no, its just blonde thats a problem? what?
that and its pretty shocking they compare these like they're even remotely on the same scale

Spoiler: good god

oh no , a tiny bit of skin showing on her waist where her overalls fell down?

compared to busty bazonga lady with nothing covering her waist, her boobs out and booty shorts? good one BABD

 

[Hummingbird]

I thought by now they would go full hog into yuri hag mode and make justifications for lesbian bait.

Then again, many guys think lesbians are hot so probably not.

 

[IceGray]

Didn't stop lesborgists from swarming to Twitter and bleating like Dobson for lesbians in everything.

 

[Rose]

is that custom painted?

Yes

 

[Hummingbird]

The more the chicks at BABD whine about pretty fictional girls, the more I'm convinced that they must be REALLY ugly in Real Life and that's why they're such Bitter Betties.

Reminds me of this moment from The Other Side's podcast on anime feminism: "I hate to break it to you college girls, hispter girls, I hate to break this to you. Attractive women are real; you're just ugly. You're not going to make the boys like you by outlawing attractiveness."

 

[Brock Hard Onix]

As I was looking through my Instagram feed I stumbled upon this picture.
It’s supposed to be Michael from Be More Chill

 

[Trilby]

Reminds me of this moment from The Other Side's podcast on anime feminism: "I hate to break it to you college girls, hispter girls, I hate to break this to you. Attractive women are real; you're just ugly. You're not going to make the boys like you by outlawing attractiveness."

It was through "The Other Side" that I found out about Chris Chan back in '14!

EDIT: The way Chris was described on there, I thought nobody could be like that, so I had to see for myself.

 

[Meowthkip]

As I was looking through my Instagram feed I stumbled upon this picture.
It’s supposed to be Michael from Be More Chill

A Missingno print dress?

Can you get one of those for real?