🪦 Deceased Simba Lion / Steven Hopps - Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)

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JethroTullamore said:

It didn’t take long for someone to make this about the news being willing to call him “Simba Lion” bringing up “deadnames” and shit.


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I can't really be surprised, but then again, news stories have gone viral just for somebody having a stupid name before, and news sites need those clicks to make money.

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>when a middle aged furfag named simba is better at fighting the police than hundreds of soy boys dressed in black
 
Imagine being in hospital, in a bed, your wife comes rushing in, she’s so concerned.
“What happened?” She asks, tears running down her face.
You have to look at her, completely seriously. “Simba shot me”
All the other ex-cops bully you for the rest of your life because you were shot by a furry
 
Oh look Simba Lion~
What a stupid ass name~
And there's no denying~
He just lost the game~

He shot at two cops~
Should have aimed for the head~
'Cause they fired back, gave him no slack~
Now he's Simba dyin'~
 
Yep, the furfaggots are gonna go berserk. This is it boys.

I hope this shit goes ballistic and we get like massive shootouts between the cops and lunatics in fursuits.
 
Is it a death penalty state or not? Big lolz incoming if it is, there's tons of receipts online showing this was premeditated for a long time.
 
Since both cops were released the same day from the hospital hopefully they were only grazed in the legs and can go back to big game hunting soon.
Coolio55 said:
Is it a death penalty state or not? Big lolz incoming if it is, there's tons of receipts online showing this was premeditated for a long time.
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didn't kill anyone, no death penalty.
Least Concern said:
Red flag laws are patently unconstitutional bullshit.
But in this case…
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Don't need red flag laws for this, to repeat from the first page:
PostRegretStressDisorder said:
All furries must die.
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That'll take care of it.
 
I knew he was crazy, but holy shit. I can't believe he actually had the balls to shoot someone. Some cops, no less.

I bet you dollars to donuts the two cops took advantage of him opening fire on them & just pumped him full of lead, & that's why he's in critical condition. There are a lot of trigger-happy cops out there who don't take too kindly to, you know, fucking getting shot. I can definitely see them turning Simba Lion into swiss cheese out of spite. Not that I'd blame them one bit. I highly doubt he's making it out of the hospital alive.

Also die furries
 
Some guy killed Cecil the lion, but thankfully his homeboy Simba Lion avenged him by killing two humans. This is all part of the circle of life.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
I knew he was crazy, but holy shit. I can't believe he actually had the balls to shoot someone. Some cops, no less.

I bet you dollars to donuts the two cops took advantage of him opening fire on them & just pumped him full of lead, & that's why he's in critical condition. There are a lot of trigger-happy cops out there who don't take too kindly to, you know, fucking getting shot. I can definitely see them turning Simba Lion into swiss cheese out of spite. Not that I'd blame them one bit. I highly doubt he's making it out of the hospital alive.

Also die furries
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Most likely the fandom will be outraged at law enforcement. Spiteful furries will rage on discord servers. We're talking artwork of furries being dragged from their homes by police. They'll be crying oppression. God save us all.
 
Between this, kero raping his dog to death and that one furry who mixed his feces with oatmeal in gallon bags to smear on himself I’m convinced that furries need to be put on some kind of federal watchlist.
 
Goddamnedfurry said:
www.monroenews.com

Monroe shooter identified by MSP as Simba Lion

Simba Lion, 40, has been identified as the suspect in Tuesday's shooting in the 700 block of Washington St.
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Monroe shooting suspect remains in critical condition
by Tyler Eagle

Simba Lion, a 40-year-old Monroe resident who originally is from Oakland County and spent time in Georgia, remains hospitalized after Tuesday’s shooting.

The Michigan State Police of the Monroe Post has identified the man who reportedly shot two Monroe police officers as Simba Lion, a 40-year-old Monroe resident who originally is from Oakland County and spent time in Georgia.

Lion remains in critical condition at the Mercy Health St. Vincent Medical Center, Toledo. According to police, Lion has life-threatening injuries, which were the result of multiple gunshots he suffered when the two officers returned fire.

Lt. Brian Oleksyk said Lion has not been able to speak to investigators because of his condition, therefore any charges to be filed are pending.

“As of right now, he is not under arrest,” Oleksyk said. “He’s a suspect. We want to get his side of the story.”

The officers, whom officials have yet to identify, were released Tuesday afternoon after seeking treatment for gunshot wounds to their legs.

The incident, which began about 9 a.m. Tuesday at the Washington Arms apartments, 725 Washington St., stemmed from an alleged dispute between Lion and a maintenance worker at the complex over the use of pesticides.

Officers responded to two 911 calls that were made regarding an assault complaint. As officers attempted to contact Lion, he fired at them, striking them in the legs. Officers returned fire, striking Lion multiple times.

Lion, according to legal documents, was born Steven Joseph Hopps, in Oakland County. He initiated a petition to change his name to Simba Lion on Nov. 3, 2015, in the Superior Court of Athens/Clarke County, Georgia.

In the petition, Lion indicated both of his parents are deceased and he does not maintain relationships with extended family. He also said he had been using the name Simba Lion for 21 years.

The order was granted Jan. 6, 2016, according to court records.

In screen shots of Facebook forums obtained by The Monroe News, a person identifying himself as Simba Lion indicated he was allegedly in the middle of a dispute with Beal Properties, which manages his apartment building.

Beal Properties lists several apartments at Washington Arms as being managed by the company. Attempts by The Monroe News to contact a representative of the company were unsuccessful.

Those conversations also show Lion was involved in the Furry community, a subculture that idolizes anthropomorphic animals, essentially animals depicted with human characteristics. Often called Furries, the community sometimes dresses up as animals and gathers at social events.

When confronted by the landlord and police, Lion was wearing a holster, which held his sidearm. It could not be determined if Lion had a concealed pistol license. However, during the confrontation with police, he allegedly made reference that he had a legal license to carry that he obtained in Georgia.

It was not clear how long Lion had been in Monroe or why he chose to live here.
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On surface level this would be the perfect narrative for MSM coverage

• Unhinged Fat White guy that looks like an aged Lesbian

• Gun that's makes loud scary noises

• attack was seemingly random

buuuut
Furry, into "kink" (i mean look at that collar) and only shot police

This story was almost perfect... Son of a bitch, any pics of him in a MAGA hat we could spin this to a week long 24/7 coverage

Edit: Also awarding a Nostra Fuckin' Damus Winner award to @Kari Kamiya for calling that shit in 2017
Kari Kamiya said:
Sindragon is nothing to be worried about, I think he's left the Internet at this point.

Now Simba here has guns, and he's got videos of himself at shooting ranges. That's worrisome.
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Honestly didn't think any of our lolcows were nutty enough to do this. At the end of the day, the circle of life ends with him.
 
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AnOminous said:
Furries should be considered a terrorist organization considering they vocally encourage murdering cops and now are apparently actually shooting at them.
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I really hope we get some Troll petitions out of this and this could be alot of people's first exposure to the furry fandom 🤞

"Okay so these people dress up like animals, fuck eachother in public, sometimes fuck actual animals and shoot cops... No Honey you can't go to FurCon 2020"
 
niconiconecro said:
Between this, kero raping his dog to death and that one furry who mixed his feces with oatmeal in gallon bags to smear on himself I’m convinced that furries need to be put on some kind of federal watchlist.
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Don’t forget about the furry who accidentally left dry ice on his hands for hours until hospital staff had to surgically remove his hands. Now he has human paw stubs
Furries man. Can’t live with them. Can’t live with them
 
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