🪦 Deceased Simba Lion / Steven Hopps - Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)

[Pronoun Party]

I've spent my life doing interesting things

So that's what they call kiddy diddling these days.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've spent my life doing interesting things

Such as...?

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

Well at least you disowned yourself from your family when you changed your name so they don´t have to do it now.

 

[sbm1990]

Well at least you disowned yourself from your family when you changed your name so they don´t have to do it now.

He doesn't want a human family, thats why he changed his name.

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

He doesn't want a human family, thats why he changed his name.

And his family don´t want a furfag in their tree so it´s a win/win situation.

 

[Knice]

Hey baby

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Such as...?

He went to the elephant graveyard once without permission, I hear.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Right, that's why you had to pick on my defenseless kitty cat.

It's not comedy, it's bullying, and it's stupid, which is to say it's not even clever or smart bullying.

If you have a problem with me, then face me and raise your grievances in person like a real adult would.

I think you're jealous, because I've spent my life doing interesting things and you are all wasting yours doing... this.

Steven, the fact you're sullying the name of a good character is only the tip of the iceberg.

Your misanthropic views, immaturity, self-righteousness and deviancy are what also got your thread here.

Learn from it and improve yourself before you get royally fucked.

 

[drain]

Seeing him talk about "real adults" is cracking me up
Holy shit, dude, you're 38. THIRTY EIGHT.
You legally changed your name to Simba, you have a fursona (that, on top of all that, is a lion with fucking wings who plays guitar) and is prone to angsty teenager outbursts on twitter.
Just... holy shit dude

 

[tentacake]

I also helped run two major furry conventions for 10 years each, started the furry "community" in Michigan, and have been a generous and kind-natured person my whole life.

Pack up, close this thread down folks, we can't laugh at someone with this impressive of a resumé.

 

[glass_houses]

Pack up, close this thread down folks, we can't laugh at someone with this impressive of a resumé.

Not until he can prove that he can fly. And play the guitar.

 

[LeBeautifulWemyn]

Kinda suprised this terrible joke has been made yet...

 

[Staffy]

Such as...?

No need to ask. You have to be THAT interesting to have your own thread on the Farms.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I don't know if I should be shocked or disappointed that Prince John wasn't his first love.

 

[Ntwadumela]

you won't face me in person, and dumb because you wasted so much effort on this.

You think you're gonna scare me with that talk? Here's the problem: I WOULD face you in person but I live far-the-fuck-away in a little Arab country known as Kuwait. You're welcome to stop by if you do please. I welcome it.

And you've ultimately brought this on yourself.

 

[Super Collie]

@Ntwadumela is a better Lion King fan than @Simba.

 

[ES 148]

raise your grievances in person like a real adult would.

“I have decided to be 19 forever.” - Simba Lion

 

[moorhen]

@Simba tell us about how you were gently assaulted by a negro man

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

Y'all are dumb. Dumb and cowardly. But mostly dumb. Cowardly because you won't face me in person-

I will face you in person.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I know he was doxed on the first page, but it just hit me that he's 38. I thought he was older than that. He looks older at least. Like that elderly pedo that was arrested dressed up like a young teen.