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I AM STRAIGHT AND NO SLANDEROUS TROLL IS GONNA ALTER ME IN SUCH WAY I AM STRAIGHT BELIEVE ME I HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION TO PLAYBOY AND LOOK AT MY EYES, MY FACE, I CAN'T BE MORE SERIOUS THAN I AM RIGHT NOW. THOSE DAMN SLANDEROUS TROLLS, DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL.
The fun part is that Roberto hates UrinatingTree. In his early streams and one of his later streams with Anni, Rob goes on a rant on how he didn't understand Tree's popularity and how Tree's early game reviews always sucked. He would talk about how his Action52 video was superior to Tree's whole catalogue. Roberto wasn't a big sports guy but it must sting that someone you didn't like has completely eclipsed you in popularity.
Here's something everybody here might get a kick out of: I found his Spoony video on RadLAActions channel and I think it's well worth a watch.
Spoony is a Punk!
17:13
This video is funny imo because basically everything he has to say about Spoony here can be applied to his youtube "career". The long hiatuses, the taking money for doing nothing, making shit nobody wants, the drug use, alienating fans, etc. only difference is Spoony still more or less could've turned back and do the shit people wanted, whereas Rob cannot because he's an AI child pornagrapher tranny chasing cuck with a handful of shortbus riders left glazing him.
This video is funny imo because basically everything he has to say about Spoony here can be applied to his youtube "career". The long hiatuses, the taking money for doing nothing, making shit nobody wants, the drug use, alienating fans, etc. only difference is Spoony still more or less could've turned back and do the shit people wanted, whereas Rob cannot because he's an AI child pornagrapher tranny chasing cuck with a handful of shortbus riders left glazing him.
It has always been sour grapes with Rob. According to Rob, he reached out to Spoony and was rightfully ignored. There was no benefit to associating with Rob at any stage. He would come up to you with an outstretched hand, begging for exposure, money or validation. The best part of Rob is the lack of self awareness. I am not as familiar with Jedite lore, but I know the way Rob casts Jedite as "never good" was the same criticism he levied at his former inspirations like Armake. Rob has been preparing to give a speech for the day he gets recognized as an OG YouTube legend for 20 years.
The funniest bit of irony comes from the ending bit where he digs into Spoony for receiving $600.00 a month for doing nothing. For taking a paycheck for his past work. Rob is now outputting the most abysmal Obama phone slop now and he has to LARP that he's getting 1k a week for this. Say what you want about Spoony, but at least he never sent his dick to men or threatened children over 12 dollar headphones.
This is Rob's legacy. A wrinkled fruit of the loom t-shirt with a seething confession scribbled on to it with a cheap bic pen.
"It's just a joke guys. You know what I mean? OKAY I can't believe I have to explain it to your autists on Kiwi Farms. You know what I mean? I'm NOT ACTUALLY GAY dude! You know what I mean? Sending that dick pick to those faggots Violet and David makes THEM gay for opening it dude! OKAY! Get the fuck outta my face dude. You know what I mean?"
I forgot to mention, Rob did stream yesterday, but set it to private directly after. I watched about half of it before he yanked it.
Streams Return This Weekend!
(Rob's gay shirt cope stream)
9/4/2026
Rob ordered two KFC meeewls from Door Dash because he had a BOGO coupon. During the stream, he knaws on the greasy chicken like a mogwai from Gremlins.
For the millionth time, Rob is promising a gaming stream this weekend. For real this time. I'll stream later, abides.
Rob constantly seethes about Kiwi Farms and how he outsmarted everyone by thrifting a Lowe's shirt. "As if there's anything wrong with working at Lowes dude!"
Rob believes Kiwi Farms is behind all the Dr. Homo accounts.
Halfway through the stream, Rob pulls out an envelope where an unknown party was pressing charges on him for something. He did not read the claimant portion, but he said the case was dismissed with prejudice. Rob wants Kiwi Farms to dig into this, but I truly don't care enough. His current state is funny enough.
Rob continually smacks chickens loudly into his phone while reading his brain dead chats opinion on chicken places. "Raising canes was never good dude!" He says as he's consuming Yum! Brands goyslop.
He hates all of them. Not just James Rolfe, or Chris Bores. All.
I remember (MK11 stream in think?) when he completely out of nowhere started shitting on Armake 21 (ignoring the fact that Marcus was dead). He's a sociopath. He thinks these angry reviewers who become popular, they stole his thunder (especially sensitive topic being Action 52 - Rob's Sonichu). He's always been a ticking bomb just waiting to go off at whoever he was friends with (Asa, Joe Savage recent examples). Also this dude legit said he invented YT rants (in a similar fashion how DSP claims he invented let's plays). LoweLmao.
The irony here is astonishing. It's basically Rob describing his future self. Spoony, in my opinon a fraud punching above his weight, but was at least able to apologize and quit the internet. Rob, oh he's going to stay here forever. He's going to take it to his fucking grave.
The sooner the better.
What makes this so funny is his sad attempts to obfuscate parts of his trolling like the glaze alts while openly bragging about being a "mastermind troll" by wearing a Lowe's shirt. Who the hell else is talking about Jedite or even Armake anymore? This goyim slophead is stupider than I thought. He tells on himself constantly. He might actually get off on being caught. This all seems like a big game to him.
Also, I'm not surprised to see people like FagTanukiILikeBoys are still around. Just another sad glazer who thinks Rob is his buddy because he laughed at a few of his comments. Pitiful.
What makes this so funny is his sad attempts to obfuscate parts of his trolling like the glaze alts while openly bragging about being a "mastermind troll" by wearing a Lowe's shirt. Who the hell else is talking about Jedite or even Armake anymore? This goyim slophead is stupider than I thought. He tells on himself constantly. He might actually get off on being caught. This all seems like a big game to him.
Also, I'm not surprised to see people like FagTanukiILikeBoys are still around. Just another sad glazer who thinks Rob is his buddy because he laughed at a few of his comments. Pitiful.
He sees one person mention Jedite in chat and thinks "God, can ya'll stop bringing up Jedite?" He's probably the only person that's even said that name in however many years. He's the only one that still brings up these old 2007 reviewers because he himself is still stuck in that time period. Back when he made Action 52, his "magnum opus"
He's streaming now apparently relearning how to stream on a computer instead of on an Obamaphone will archive once its over
Edit: Here it is:
9/5/26 - Setting Everything Up
19:10
Not too much of note with this one he basically tries to set his stream up promissing he will stream for several hours tomorrow on youtube playing Red Dead 2. His webcam is broken apparently (hook up the eyetoy you got lmao) and at one point he tries to get some chick to talk on stream that he's apparently gotten to come hang out in Daddys attic with him who is not interested . Claims he gets more people who watch his twitch he just doesnt do it. "I would be a very successful streamer ifI streamed often because I'm a great streamer" . Tells everybody he has a partial bottle of fireball on his desk but he doesnt drink at all. Sure Rob. Lots more movie, game, and goyslop talk other than that.
The fun part is that Roberto hates UrinatingTree. In his early streams and one of his later streams with Anni, Rob goes on a rant on how he didn't understand Tree's popularity and how Tree's early game reviews always sucked.
Can you find the clip for this? Because I didn't know about this. On one of his earliest videos where he goes after the Irate Gamer, he names several game reviewers from that era. One of them was UrinatingTree. So at least early on, he respected UrinatingTree. This could be me coping, but I always thought that Rob AT THE VERY LEAST respected him.
Can you find the clip for this? Because I didn't know about this. On one of his earliest videos where he goes after the Irate Gamer, he names several game reviewers from that era. One of them was UrinatingTree. So at least early on, he respected UrinatingTree. This could be me coping, but I always thought that Rob AT THE VERY LEAST respected him.
I'd love too but Roberto deleted all of his streams. I want to say it was one of his Shenmue streams or one around the time of those streams. Hopefully there's a archive of it somewhere, apologizes. Roberto was known for trying to buddying up to other reviewers around the time. He openly admitted to DMing other angry reviewers when YouTube still had DMs. UrinatingTree was also friendly so he had to reply to Rob. That's where the "respect" stems from. Whereas Spoony and Chris Bores outright ignored Roberto leading to a one sided rivalry with the Irate Gamer that's lasted for years.
He is fried on a level that is beyond help. He always reveals something utterly delusional and hilarious with each shitty video. Rob thinks he is capable of capturing a new YouTube audience, if he just made more videos and streamed more. He's struggling to run OBS and a webcam. What happened to that PS5 Pro he ordered a couple months back? "Guys, once I get this PS5 it will be streams all day son!" I can't wait for Papa Lowe to wander back in during streams to ask his son if he's smoking grass again.
Gotta love how he always has a video blaring in the background to drown out the dead cat turd air of his attic bedroom. I don't think Rob had "company" in his video. Much like he didn't have those phone arguments with Anni. What he's doing is doubling down on the not gays. Listen to this stream. He has to assure his audience of dents that he in fact LOVES TITTIES and that his Mom used to catch him looking at them all the time. Rob also dropped in that he wasn't sure if he had super chats enabled, but he quickly added, it's no big deal because he's getting 1k a week from an anonymous fan.
Piqua Pete said Rob was having all of his finances scrutinized by the government and credit agencies from owing over 8k from bad debts. According to Pete, Rob misrepresented his income on the record which may come back to bite him come tax time. There are also other parties seeking unpaid debts from him. Probably not a good idea to admit you're getting 1k a week in the mail on a Google owned website that actively hands over data when subpoenaed.
This right here. He was doing this for years. Now he's learning the basics, we see like a setup stream (with another HIV retard he found on the streets of Ohio no less), *real* non setup stream was supposed to drop today, right? Sadly i don't see it lol. what is going on
Oh wait it's Rob. Further proof that he's brain damaged from drugsmaxxing and having casual sex with literal autistic crippled retarded down syndrome bums. In his leaking shitbox or his dad's attic no less.
Look at this winner rawkstar of Youtoobz. On top of his game. Oh and apparently a street fighter now too. Man, i learn something new every day.
Lowelmao.
He sees one person mention Jedite in chat and thinks "God, can ya'll stop bringing up Jedite?" He's probably the only person that's even said that name in however many years. He's the only one that still brings up these old 2007 reviewers because he himself is still stuck in that time period. Back when he made Action 52, his "magnum opus"
No one on this planet talks more about fuckin' Jedite, Armake, and Hellsing920 than Rob himself. Not even Alpha. You say Alpha today and people think you're talking about Pokémon Legends or something, lmao. No one aside from a very select group of people even care or know about this shit, yet his alts never fail to mention it. And even then, all he ever talks about is how shitty everyone was to him for not carrying his ass to stardom...as if the two-bit junkie ever deserved it in the first place.
. Claims he gets more people who watch his twitch he just doesnt do it. "I would be a very successful streamer ifI streamed often because I'm a great streamer" 
