You don't get it man, why would such a badass mofo getting 4 grand a month for existing spend 80 bucks or more for a night at a hotel when he could sleep in his car in a ditch with his doors unlocked? Total badass shit bitches!
You don't get it man, why would such a badass mofo getting 4 grand a month for existing spend 80 bucks or more for a night at a hotel when he could sleep in his car in a ditch with his doors unlocked? Total badass shit bitches!
Bro can't have comfortable sex in the back of his leaky piece of shit Hyundai, so he'll settle for a motel on the occasion. Sometimes he'll have some standards and get a Motel 6 instead of the run down crackhouse motel infested with bed bugs and roaches right down the road.
Rob streamed again showing off his nasty teeth and acne. He's headed over to his plug's house, not to do drugs bitches. He claims he is going back to the spot where he was "robbed." He claims he is bringing protection, he's bringing his GUN this time. Oh but Rob said he will just call the cops if anything happens. Wait, didn't he said he had no service last time? Don't worry everyone, he bought a new SIM card!
Rob also doxed his place of work again because his only wardrobe consists of clothes given to him by his place of business.
He finally did it. Rob is officially at his LOWEst point of his life.
Mfer is on here bragging about this "awesome job" that he got when in reality he's working at fuckin Lowe's. Lmao. Workin as stocker at Lowe's at age 40. What a badass mofo, guise.
Rob also doxed his place of work again because his only wardrobe consists of clothes given to him by his place of business. View attachment 9497474View attachment 9497497
He finally did it. Rob is officially at his LOWEst point of his life.
He most likely did some fucked up gamba calculations in his head and figured he could flip his meager earnings with his sports betting side hustle. No way he's making that working at Lowe's. Not even at a managerial level are you making that.
Looks like we got more kino from Roberto last night/this morning.
8/31/26 - Went To The Walking Path Live and The Guy Appears Behind Me..
6:15
8/31/26 - Cops Came As I Was Driving Away...
35:40
For the first video: pretty sure he got his brother to show up behind him as a scripted horror skit. Second dude shows up basically on cue as Rob goes to tie his shoes and then Rob sits there for a second pretending he isnt staring right at his reflection showing the guy behind him. Then the rest of it is him impotently threatening the guy while doing the gay narration thing he did last time he was there. He even says he can't pull his gun because his hands are full even though we just watched him try to tie his shoes with only his phone in hand. He eventually starts running to his car gets in and immediately cuts the stream instead of driving off like any rational person in an actual situation.
Then theres the second stream. He basically throws in more bullshit details to the story. According to him he ran into a cop who claimed there's a lot of drug deals and murders in that area and Rob talked to him for awhile. Alot of the rest of the stream is just more lame game and serial killer talk peppered with bits of Rob acting scared, and more gambling talk too. "I can't remember the last time I lost a bet on soccer."
One thing I found interesting is the time difference between him being all the way out there and getting back to Daddy's attic.
This retards story is complete and utter nonsense. There's only a one hour difference AT MOST between his Dads house and this supposedly remote area.
He couldn't wait to get home and stream again so bad he basically proved his original story bullshit for us. Nobody in their right mind would sleep in that area instead of just driving the full way home nor would that place have no service in flat ohio. Rob has truly outdone himself and made a fool of himself yet again for no reason.
You don't get it man, why would such a badass mofo getting 4 grand a month for existing spend 80 bucks or more for a night at a hotel when he could sleep in his car in a ditch with his doors unlocked?
It's a life hack! And his car is basically a five star hotel anyway. He cheated the system, he's Rain Man, an arm wrestling prodigy, sport betting expert, and recently: commando chasing bums on the streets of Ohio!
Who are these videos for? No really. Who among Rob's remaining dents are that dense enough to think Rob was attacked? This is a skit someone would come up with in elementary school to show their friends and even then, no one would fall for it. The only comments calling Rob a hero are his own socks.
Even if this was real (it's not), Rob going to a location to knowingly provoke someone and threaten to shoot them with a gun or brandishing any firearm in a public area would get his ass arrested. He already streamed himself announcing he was bringing a gun. Premeditation right there.
I hope Rob paid his brother for standing around in a parking lot for this shitty skit. Rob probably told Tyler he owed him for the Percocet switch out.
Big ups to Dr. Homo for making me laugh. A copy of Xenoblade 2 is coming your way.
This is a skit someone would come up with in elementary school to show their friends and even then, no one would fall for it. The only comments calling Rob a hero are his own socks.
I'd say it's a combination of him posturing (srs for realz, packing heat) and movie director LARP. Too bad the quality is so shitty you have to use your imagination to decompile what's going on. Of course, like you and everyone else pointed out: it's fake.
So, we not only saw Rob struggling with his shitphone but we also saw him as a scary little bitch with a Costco knife, screaming "don't get close". Basically a male Karen. On drugs. And bad looking, i mean Cleetus Lowe not looking too fresh with his red face, ugly hair living in his car.
He would be better off not making these but i'm glad he does. Something to laugh at.
Nobody wanted this, well i guess Rob makes these videos for his socks now, oh and for us too. Keep 'em coming Lowe, so great to see you becoming the next CWC.
Amazing how retarded this fent addict has become.
Rob's Remaining Fans Turn on Him
Reading the comments that haven't been removed by Rob (yet). The tide is seemingly turning against him. People are calling him out as faking the attack.
Even bootyblind guy can see through this one.
If you go back and look at the first stream about this from two weeks ago:
"You ain't going to believe this shit. I had no signal, so I busted out my phone to record it." 2 weeks later Rob goes back to the same park which is a 3-hour drive away and now has magic signal to stream. Rob excuses this by saying he got a new SIM card which covers the middle of nowhere.
Rob claimed his male friend lived a few hours away and they were a druggie that already overdosed. Rob claimed not to partake. Rob later changes the gender of his male friend to female (mtf is his preference, afterall) in his follow up stream yesterday afternoon. Whoopise.
Rob stupidly debunked himself yesterday by streaming at the trail that was supposedly a 3-hour drive away and then immediately back in streamed his attic bedroom 1-hour apart. Now imagine this, why would Rob sleep in his leaky Hyundai with failing breaks, if he was less than an hour away from home?
"I turned into Commando! I tried to get the best angles on it. It's going to be a great video. I had to take care of bidness. I almost had to end this dude! Editing it tonight, uploading it tomorrow." None of that happened. He whined at the air with a 1-inch blade. He disappeared for two weeks, claimed he had food poisoning, then claimed he was too busy at a threesome where he raped the quiet girl. When he finally uploaded it, the footage was blurry and nothing was visible. It was so bad he had to go back and refilm it with his brother in a covid mask.
Rob also claimed the cops showed up just after he left. What? We all know Rob is buddy buddy with Cops. He was gushing over them when he needed them to arrest an unarmed homeless autistic 19 year old girl. So he couldn't wait around for them to get the masked assailant that robbed him? The one he threatened to kill on stream.
Rob knew how shitty this footage was. He could not sell anyone on this lie. So when he uploaded it, he signed into a sock account to preempt criticism.
How psychotic is this comment? Semourbuttz6969 (formerly Slime City) is an account Rob uses to talk to himself. When he needs to cover a lie, he will bust out a sock. This is scarier than most horror movies? He's on drugs. "If it's fake you're a wonderful actor." Wow Rob, you really outdid yourself this time. Another successful rugpull. All he is successfully doing is driving traffic to his KF page aka the new FDU.
Out of everything he has done, this is what his fans turned on him for.
Not the A.I. CP. Not killing his dog. Not photoshopping his stepson. Not scamming his fans for drug money and bragging about it. Not faking a swatting. Not the $20 kill myself stream. Not sending his dick to a tranny. Not selling his house for less than $7k. Not the fake Anni wants me back calls. Not getting a homeless 19year old arrested after he couldn't date rape her.
I have a sneaking suspicion that this is just another rug-pull/red herring event where he's eventually going to come out like a cackling hyena and proclaim that he got tons of people to believe his bullshit. I could be wrong, he could actually be this fake and gay, but he's done it before so we can't rule it out completely.
Rob decided to fire up a quick copestream before work. He has obviously read what everyones had to say about his shenanigans the past few days. He immediately has to clarify he works in a office on graveyard shifts because everyone thinks he works at Lowe's and faked his gay horror skit. He was already pre felted about going back out there when he announced he would the other day saying its a lose lose situation and says he knew people would think its fake here as well, which begs the question: why do it then retard? He has to tell us all he really isn't bothered and totally doesnt care at all guys. Immediately after he changes shirts because he realizes he's still wearing the stupid ass work shirt from Lowe's . Says he totally got everyone who thinks he would work at a Lowe's and he merely bought it at a thrift store because he thought it was funny, because people buy work shirts for places they don't work.
He announces that all the hate comments he's getting are all cool, because this is essentially now yet another homies test to "sort out all the pieces of shit and kick them off my page" "I'll glady call up Lowe's right now and tell them to go fuck themselves" (He didn't btw). All his haters are sooo autistic and one of our leaders lives off goverment checks and makes memes of him all day! I'm assuming this is about Harley as he's said similar things about her in the past. He thinks all his haters are totally obsessed and "that's awesome" apparently. Claims again he has more money then he's ever had in his entire life right now and is still getting 1k a week from the rando, but the rando missed one week and made it up the next week. Then he reiterates: he got a super metroid shirt and the Lowe's shirt at a flea market after just saying he got it at a thrift store. . Someone brings up cigs and he says "that person I was hanging out with this past week got me smoking but they were smoking nasty ones" (gee, what greasy bitch does Rob know that smokes shitty cigs? I wonder...) He reiterates that he works in an office doing quality assurance on graveyard shift. Sure.
Alot of the rest of the stream is lame game, goyslop, and movie/show talk with a little shit talk peppered in. The first half of this stream is fucking straight gold tardmilk. He is super pressed about the fact people know where he works now and don't believe his gay horror shit. I may be giving him too much credit, but my theory is he's trying to get attention from horror clip aggregators with these recent skits. They do very little research and will absolutely throw some stupid shit like his moonville tunnel video and this past stream the other night in a top 10s style horror video. The past streams he's had similar channels playing in the background while talking in the fentlair.
Who the fuck goes to a Goodwill or flea market, sifts through the entire line of shirts, and picks out a random company-provided work shirt because they think it's funny? How boring does your life have to be that you find it amusing to see your name on a shirt? Why are you wearing the same greasy shirt multiple days in a row you fucking bum? Self-reporting again as usual. What a dumbass.
It wouldn't surprise me if he bought that Temu karambit knife at the same flea market. They always have two or three fake garabage knife stands running at a time, iykyk.
Good to see his remaining fanbase is waking up and seeing him for the fraud he is, if you thought that found footage horror slop was real you need your eyes checked and given an IQ test.
lmfao thats gotta be one of his biggest fucking self Ls if not the biggest lmaoooo
