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Rob jumped in to defend his lie. It is always funny when you know Rob is all 3 upvotes. Gotta pat myself on the back bitches. Here he is replying to a buddy troll. That "lol" he tacked on the end to complete the unbothered illusion.
All the most upvoted comments are covertly shitting on Rob. He will go back and delete/block the user when no one is looking. He always does this.
To the shock of absolutely no one, Rob has failed to deliver the video of him getting attacked in his car. The video he hyped up, doing a 4am stream to let people know it's coming and it has not delivered. What the fuck is preventing you from uploading this video, druggie? I'd love to hear what excuse you have in store.
What do you think trying to be butt buddies with an AI child pornagrapher is retard? Literally anytime you interact with him you're trying to be buddies. None of the other idiots ever edited shit for him for free to help his Tiktok. Then you come and try and be buddies with Asa and everyone here by talking shit on the guy because you're a little bitch who needs attention. Neck yourself faggot.
Nah, don't lie, you were there for the entire stream. It's not like he streamed for that long. It's the fact that you still talk to him in a cordial manner that I find sus as hell. Why? Do you genuinely think Rob Lowe is your buddy now? lol Or is it that you think most of the valid criticism against him is suddenly invalid because of some arbitrary time limit you place on criticizing someone? Sorry to say, but Rob's crimes don't just go away. He's still an unrepentant and remorseless asshat.
Did anyone else catch how incredibly rehearsed the entire thing sounded? All I heard was Silent Rob putting on his Timmy Toughknuckles act. I never heard a second set of footsteps, grunting, or any kind noise from the supposed "crazy crackhead." Just dumbass Rob shouting into the dark and swinging a dull ass flea market karambit knife.
Someone will do a better analysis of the video than me, but all I can see is Rob pulling into some random dark forested area and making yet another fake ass video.
SOCK ALERT
Before we get started, let's point out Rob's sock accounts glazing this dogshit fake video. Fake praise is fitting for what's about to come.
As a reminder, Seymourbuttz6969 is the former Slime City account, which Rob changed after he awarded HIMSELF the Nintendo Switch 2. He brought out at least 10 socks to upvote himself at 4AM. Fake and gay, the Silent Rob Lowe way.
Death Date 3: Homos in Hyundais
3:52
Where to even begin with this slop? Rob hyped up this video for two weeks where he boasted about confronting a crackhead who broke in his car, stole his keys and money, then supposedly taunted him.
Rob claimed he had an epic Commando style confrontation with the crackhead, who then threw his keys in a ditch.
This took two weeks of excuses to release a fake and gay 3 minute vertical phone recording where none of what Rob said happens.
Rob added a VHS grain filter to an HD cellphone video. There is a "horror" soundtrack he probably AI generated.
Most of the video is Rob poorly acting out his "script."
"No cell service dude. This fucking dude done stoled my keys dude. I'm the next Tarantino dude. Fuckin' alpha dude!"
It wouldn't be a Silent Rob production without an assortment of trash littering his area
That big blue box is a set of brake pads for his 200k mile actively leaking Hyundai Genesis he calls a hotel.
The only time we see the "thief" is when Rob sets his phone on a tripod. Rob is on the outside of the window and pretending to Rob himself with dropped in narration.
At one point Rob pulls out a tiny knife and then threatens the empty parking lot of his Culvers.
"I'm paying you that money so I don't have to fucking kill you, that's what that is." What Tarantino movie did he rip this from?
another angle on the carbage
The climax of the video is where Rob narrates all the things you can't see. "He dropped my keys over there. He's in the corner! Get away from me dude. I'll destroy you!" He sets his phone down in the midst of the scuffle with the air, gets his keys and then goes back to his garbage tin for safety.
Tl;dr Rob should have paid a crackhead to kill him for real.
EDIT:
Roach_Won:
All the most upvoted comments are covertly shitting on Rob. He will go back and delete/block the user when no one is looking. He always does this.
Well that didn't take long. Rob deleted the comments criticizing his lies about delaying this totally true story dude. He left a snarky reply where he's unbothered lol
Hes got the cheapo chinese karambit but not the gun he supposedly has this video is fake as shit and he clearly filmed all that last night because the entire story was fake the whole time what a fag lol
Hes got the cheapo chinese karambit but not the gun he supposedly has this video is fake as shit and he clearly filmed all that last night because the entire story was fake the whole time what a fag lol
Bro bought that shit from a flea market and thought he was badass with it lmao he struggled to open it. But what have been even funnier is if he pulled out of one of those Temu butterfly knives.
He was bragging on stream about his C1911 being some super duper limited edition covered in gold (no fenty, you are not Scaramanga with this shit) and oh how convenient: he doesn't wear or store it because the big tough Lowe is afraid of looking suspicious, didn't stop him from going full "pull up and catch the fade", LTG style. Sadly when it's time to walk the walk COMMANDO style, he shows that cute tiny karambit i saw in my shopping mall being sold next to fidget spinners.
Also the gun in question, if it's even real: that model is way too big for his tiny shaky hands and oh what a coincidence: it's also the most LARPed gun probably in history cuz big, yet you can't do shit with it when it you actually need it.
Typical Rob. Tough shit, catch the fade, man with a golden gun, buut you see him running like a bitch (The Moonville Tunnel) the moment he "senses" something, you see him swinging that tiny cute CS GO thing when it's a matter of life and death, as he put it.
Damn.
Was this supposed to impress us and maybe intimidate us? Bruh.
Without a doubt, he would be better off by not making this video. He's so high on drugs even his drugs are high on drugs. If the point was to impress the fans and intimidate the haters - bruh. Yes i'm more afraid then ever seeing your Pensy knife, you got me there. Where is your golden gun Mr. Scaramanga?
Or maybe it was the acting. He's Scorsese now, repeating lines from movies in front of a invisible predator, recorded with super shit camera, and inside the carbage shitbox.
Kino.
What did happen tho. Nothing he described ever happened. We see him talking to himself like a lunatic (further confirming that he is not clean), we saw his carbage, we saw his RamboCommando action with Costco Karambit.
And he thinks it's a W.
Nah bruh it is L in an ocean of Ls.
But please keep doing this, i love to watch you getting dumber than you already are.
Also the gun in question, if it's even real: that model is way too big for his tiny shaky hands and oh what a coincidence: it's also the most LARPed gun probably in history cuz big, yet you can't do shit with it when it you actually need it.
A 1911 is what dudebros consider a "manly" pistol so of course Robbie just had to have one. However, I highly doubt his gangly arms and poor posture could handle the recoil from a .45
this video is fake as shit and he clearly filmed all that last night because the entire story was fake the whole time what a fag lol