🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

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Tangram said:
The funniest part is his complete lack of self-awareness. He legitimately thinks in his fent-cooked brain that he's a rockstar badass who owns all the trolls. Haha.
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Rob never broke 20k subs in nearly 20 years of being on YouTube. There are people who started YouTube this year who shattered Robs lifetime maximum. All Rob has ever been in a bottom feeder. The only thing original about Rob is that he was one of the original reply guys. People infinitely more popular than him would make videos and he would reply to them to try to gain views from them.
Roach_Won said:
  • Rob drove 3 hours to meet up with an old plug to party.
  • At the party Rob watched everyone bust out drugs, but he claims he did not partake.
  • Rob decided to sneak out of the house, likely with stolen drugs, but he was too cheap to get a hotel.
  • Rob pulls off on an abandoned road where he crashes for the night with the doors unlocked. (Rob frequently claims to leave his leaky hyundai's doors unlocked, it is how his switch collection got stolen according to his fake story.)
  • Rob claims he put his keys, fifty dollars and assorted ID (see: Social security card) in his cup holders.
  • The sound of a door slam woke him up and he noticed his keys were gone.
  • Of course, Rob has no cell phone signal because his lie needs that for added drama.
  • Rob pulled out his phone and started recording a crack head who was taunting him with his keys.
  • The AI child pornographer says he turned into a hero and went after the crackhead, who just threw his keys on the ground and Rob picked them up.
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And then everyone clapped and girls started swooning. Rob is a shit story teller. Always has been.

Asalieri2 said:
I can't hear "I got a taste of stardom" and not laugh. Rob, get it through your head. We never were 'stars'. Not you, not me. We were just two of the thousands of youtubers who managed to post stuff early enough when Youtube didn't have an algorithm that swept us nobodies away.

You're not a star, bro. You never were! You're never going to be! The sooner you come to terms with that fact, the better you'll feel and you wont have to be an eternal lolcow anymore!

You are SUCH a nobody, that none of the really popular or even less popular video makers even wants to bother releasing a
"Remember Silent Rob? His Life Is Ruined Now!" type video on you. You're THAT irrelevant, Rob. Which, ironically if people found out about your motel drama with Justine Wintrop, you would be popular for all the wrong reasons lol. You really ought to thank your lucky stars, Rob!
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Honestly, Rob has been making videos on YouTube semi-regularly for nearly 20 years now and he could never hit 20k subs despite desperately wanting that. The only claim to fame Rob has is that a few people who are significantly more popular than him decided to join a few of his streams and now none of them want anything to do with him. Hell, he has been wanting a simple 100 likes on his videos and it took 35 videos and streams(plus all the videos and streams he deleted) in order to get a single video that has 100 likes, and the only reason it did is because it's the video about Sony not doing physical disks anymore(a current event topic, which Rob has ruthlessly went after others for doing).

Rob's washed. No one cares about him except those who laugh at him. His sole internet existence is out of spite. He has claimed several times before(including way back during the $5 website fiasco) that he doesn't really give a fuck about making videos or his fans and that he can stop at any time(which he has with the several multi-year long breaks he has taken).

A part of me does wish that someone would cover Rob and go over at least his crashout to now, but I dunno. On one hand that is EXACTLY what Rob wants because it would draw attention to him. On the other hand people who might have been a fan of Robs years ago would be exposed to how much of a piece of shit he turned out to be, like they may think "I remember that guy from 15 years ago. I liked his videos, I wonder what happened to him." Honestly it may cause Rob to fuck off the internet for good if more people are exposed to the absolute fucked up shit he did and he can't just handwave it away as "it didn't happen" like he tries to now.
 
Asalieri2 said:
I swear this current version of Rob would have been a star in the days of Bumfights.com
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Missed his calling. He could've been in the Bumfight Pro Leagues by now. Lmao.

Btw, dude is a complete coward for not making an actual response to you. I think part of him knows he wouldn't be able to talk his way out of it. His only defense thus far is to call you a disingenuous shadster and Dave a gullible retard. With Dave he reeeeally didn't give a fuck. Like, "Fuck you, retard. Thanks for the free money I scammed off of you. Yummy drugs. They were delicious." Who in their right mind listens to this shit and still thinks he's a victim?
 
Tangram said:
Missed his calling. He could've been in the Bumfight Pro Leagues by now. Lmao.

Btw, dude is a complete coward for not making an actual response to you. I think part of him knows he wouldn't be able to talk his way out of it. His only defense thus far is to call you a disingenuous shadster and Dave a gullible retard. With Dave he reeeeally didn't give a fuck. Like, "Fuck you, retard. Thanks for the free money I scammed off of you. Yummy drugs. They were delicious." Who in their right mind listens to this shit and still thinks he's a victim?
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He knows that if he ever were to go live with me, he would get destroyed. He fears everything I have to say, which is why he'd never agree to stream with me and hash out our differences. Rob, I know you read this thread constantly. Offer is there to prove me wrong and go live in a stream where we can either talk, shout at each other, cuss each other out or have a friendly back and forth, doesn't matter to me which style of stream you want to do. I am game!

Rob knows I didn't do him any wrong and is afraid to have to admit publicly that he viciously went after my kid for absolutely no reason. He's not prepared to have to answer any of that, so he's never going to. He'll keep brushing it off in perpetuity and acting like a victim, and I'm gonna be an occasional but constant reminder that he's never paid the piper for all his fuckups.
 
Asalieri2 said:
Rob knows I didn't do him any wrong and is afraid to have to admit publicly that he viciously went after my kid for absolutely no reason. He's not prepared to have to answer any of that, so he's never going to. He'll keep brushing it off in perpetuity and acting like a victim, and I'm gonna be an occasional but constant reminder that he's never paid the piper for all his fuckups.
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Oh, he'll never publicly answer for the stunts he pulled. He'll just keep deflecting and making bitch boy passive aggressive remarks from the comfort of his highly moderated channel. He has absolutely nothing else going on in his life. You can see it. The endless dead-end jobs, the endless failed relationships, bummin' off of dad, shitbox car galore, dead YouTube channel, you name it.
 
It has been half a year since Rob "returned" to YouTube. He never technically left, since he never stopped posting under 70 alt accounts.

So far...
  • He has promised a Mega Mania marathon of all mega man games over 5 times.
  • He has not streamed a single game.
  • He got with a blind woman, made an unhinged voice mail to a Nigerian scammer to impress her and got dumped.
  • He live streamed himself driving to Michigan twice to go pick up drugs.
  • He admitted to all the times he was cucked by his wife, but still kept trying to get back with her.
  • He doubled down on attacking Asa's family by creating socks with "asa's wife" and "asa's daughter" the first week he was back.
  • He claims amnesia about the AI CP and making videos from the suicide ward.
  • He promised to release an autobiography 10 times. Still unreleased.
  • He said he cracked the sports betting code and made a BUNCHA MONEYYYY. 100k by the end of the year.
  • He put on a fake Nintendo Switch 2 giveaway where he awarded himself the Switch 2.
  • He accused Joe Savage of being a child molester after a public breakup stream.
  • He streamed a "drug test" that screened for every drug but fent / opiates which do not stay in the body long anyway.
  • He flagged his own video down because he doxed himself, then blamed Kiwi Farms.
  • He threatened to shoot commenters with a pistol he bought if he saw them IRL.
  • He got banned from Vacs and Videos and lied about a 15 page autistic manifesto.
  • He claimed he was moving out of his Dad's and with some hoe.
  • He used an alt account to imply he had the dox of the person who e-mailed Vacs and Videos.
  • He said an anonymous benefactor is sending him $1,000 a week to produce more rant videos. Rob immediately stopped making rant videos after this "deal."
  • He went to a drug party, stole drugs, slept in his car and claimed to have filmed a crackhead who robbed him. He was a hero in his own story like "commando." Then he said he would post a video to prove it. Never did.
 
Roach_Won said:
He was a hero in his own story like "commando." Then he said he would post a video to prove it. Never did.
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Sad how it's never going to happen. I'd lowe to see Moonville Tunnel 2.0 starring drugged out of his mind RamboCommando whispering "what the fuck dude!" rapidly shaking his Obama phone in attempt to record a fellow druggie basically fucking with him. Of course edited with some good fresh AI slop music.

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Sadly the effort bar is lowe and Rawkstar is too busy swimming in money that some anon is gifting him like it's Christmas in Fentville.
Or maybe, just maybe he's a broke ass retard who got himself high on some really bad shit and decided to turn that psychotic episode into RamboCommando.
 
See, in his mind, he's running misinformation campaign to "fight the trolls." Lmao. So, he's just gonna keep running these cooked up stories for as long as he can until the inevitable crash out comes and he disappears for a year again.
 
Dust In The Wind said:
A part of me does wish that someone would cover Rob and go over at least his crashout to now, but I dunno.
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Mutasaar did. Like all of his videos, he narrated over the crashout clips (either censored or incomplete) with gameplay footage in the background. He got exposed himself for lying about his engineering credentials not long after, so birds of a feather

If he wasn't so tech inept, he would have search alerts set up anytime his name gets mentioned. So there's some solace knowing he'll keep refreshing this thread and spewing shit on his dozen sock accounts until he's dead and nobody besides us and buddy trolls will care.
 
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Howie Mandelbrot said:
If he wasn't so tech inept, he would have search alerts set up anytime his name gets mentioned.
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I've had the sneaking suspicion for quite awhile he had google alerts set up on his name hence why he knew Harley and JKTIM were owning him as fast as he did but you're probably right that he's too retarded to actually figure that out and probably A) refreshes the thread constantly and B) googles himself constantly which fits and is hilariously pathetic totally badass rockstar shit bitches!
 
Howie Mandelbrot said:
If he wasn't so tech inept, he would have search alerts set up anytime his name gets mentioned. So there's some solace knowing he'll keep refreshing this thread and spewing shit on his dozen sock accounts until he's dead and nobody besides us and buddy trolls will care.
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His buddy trolls are their own breed entirely. They seem to have this notion that the only acceptable way of calling out Rob is to turn it into some kind of shit-post that he can laugh at. ThatsDoable seemed to heavily subscribe to that notion: Gotta pull your punches because ole Silent Rob can't take it. Boo hoo. He didn't pull his punches when he went after a defenseless family, scammed his best friend, and told his entire fanbase to go fuck themselves and kick rocks. Why should we?
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
"I was sleeping in my car and got into an encounter with this crackhead who tried to rob me, crazy ass story bitches, I have a video stay tuned"

Who the fuck is watching this tard still and buying these asinine fairy tales? Other than his alts and imaginary friends?
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It's giving the same energy as listening to him lazily list off his collection of games and movies. Seriously, who the fuck cares what Rob Lowe has? He's gonna sell it soon anyway if he hasn't already. You gotta be one bored ass lonely ass mfer to care about what this dude has or doesn't have.
 
Tangram said:
You gotta be one bored ass lonely ass mfer to care about what this dude has or doesn't have.
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That's his 'golden age' content as well. If you remove skits, (and they were quite questionable too) there's nothing of substance. He couldn't do Action 52 like others did. His Gamestop rant, the originator of rants as he calls it, only good part when he got his Face Destroyed™ by one of customers (and rightfully so). I couldn't wait for this whiny lazy weasel bitch to be put in his place and i got it. I chuckled. He thought working at Gamestop consist of playing games and talking about games. Yeah and working at McD's consists of eating. He was a moron since his first uploads. Oh and look at him now.
Let me put it this way: his substance value never moved, not one bit.
But his lolcow value goes hard.
Every single self-report, every "victim into hero", every hiss at his own fans
Every meltdown, crash out
Even every thumbnail
The quality of all this
Is a perfect tard soup.
And he thinks he's on top of his game.
Love to see it. A retard born, turning into something i would call a crossbreed between Chris-Chan and dudes from The Hills Have Eyes.

So-good.webp
 
VenomPlug said:
That's his 'golden age' content as well. If you remove skits, (and they were quite questionable too) there's nothing of substance. He couldn't do Action 52 like others did. His Gamestop rant, the originator of rants as he calls it, only good part when he got his Face Destroyed™ by one of customers (and rightfully so). I couldn't wait for this whiny lazy weasel bitch to be put in his place and i got it. I chuckled.
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Facts. Dude got lucky with his early skits and rants. Now, he's just a washed-up bum punching the air at people far more successful than he ever was despite any controversies. There was never a rockstar era. There was never anything other than a talentless hack who wanted to be carried to the top and bitched endlessly when he wasn't. Hey Alpha, where's my shoutout, motherfucker? Haha. Fuck you, Rob.
 
The video where a nigger punched him in Gamestop was the highlight of his career, as well were the Staples rants.

I enjoyed the story he told about a fat bitch he was dating that had an autistic child who was obssessed with ceiling fans. We're talking multiple fans in one room here. Some wild dating stories.

There was also that era when he was collecting DS and Playstation games while wandering dead malls.
 
Asalieri2 said:
He knows that if he ever were to go live with me, he would get destroyed. He fears everything I have to say, which is why he'd never agree to stream with me and hash out our differences. Rob, I know you read this thread constantly. Offer is there to prove me wrong and go live in a stream where we can either talk, shout at each other, cuss each other out or have a friendly back and forth, doesn't matter to me which style of stream you want to do. I am game!
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This would put butts in seats. I have to hear Rob's explanation over why he's holding a grudge over $15 Dollartree headphones.
 
Judas Connor Moon said:
This would put butts in seats. I have to hear Rob's explanation over why he's holding a grudge over $15 Dollartree headphones.
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You know what, I gave him too much credit when I said they were probably Skullcandies. Nah, them shits were probably $5 JVC Gumys he bought next to the batteries in Dollar General. :lit:

And I don't give a flying fuck if they did get stolen. Cry some more you bitch boy wigger.
 
Judas Connor Moon said:
This would put butts in seats. I have to hear Rob's explanation over why he's holding a grudge over $15 Dollartree headphones.
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you've SEEN the audio quality he has in his videos. Do you really think if those 'headphones' existed that they would have been valued at 15 bucks in 2017?
Absolutely not.

Not admitting to any culpability on my daughter's behalf, just stating Rob doesn't spend extra money on extra quality hahaha. If he can buy something at lower quality for a lower price, he will and barring that, he'll just five finger discount it for himself like all the DVD's and games he stole from Huber lol
 
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