The Kiwi Farms was targeted with a historic DDoS attack last week. Confirmed reports of 2.8Tbps on an individual provider, topping 4.8Tbps when known volumes are added together, and possibly up to 8Tbps if the attacker is believed. This is the third of fourth largest recorded.
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I mean, shit, he doesn't even try to make the sock accounts believable. They're always in direct reference to himself, someone he knows, or based on something he heard in a movie. And they're almost always created in relation to a big upload. He'll sit there and say, "They have no proof. They're just making shit up." Pfft, the proof is in the pudding. Who the hell creates an account just to glaze some obscure washed-up YouTuber? Better yet, YouTuber who hasn't edited his videos in over 20 fucking years and now puts out the most boring sloptent imaginable. Literally, "Lemme just complain about these menial things that annoy me!" type shit. No wonder he didn't survive modern YT. It's totally incompatible with his style of not giving a fuck.
Yep, called it. His ED page is outdated trash, and any information that got leaked on there was 100% from him or someone close to him. Bookittty, Harley, etc. The hell is dude on? Over here we've got at least 100 pages of documentation that are soon to be compiled into the new OP. It's just not very funny stuff. Mostly fucked up shit showing you the kind of mongoloid subhuman the guy is. That's why he hates it. Notice how he never elaborates on what exactly is being made up about him?
No one is buying your bullshit Rob, only ones are the legally retarded 4 members of your fanbase that don't look into you (or are too stupid to objectively see you as a horrible person)
His life is just gonna get worse and worse from here, the lives of habitual liars always do. He will keep digging himself deeper, and I am here for it with popcorn in hand.
Sidenote: He's still talking shit about James Rofle's hairline years later. In fact, Rob has always been hyper-fixated on physical appearance in general. Must be due to him looking like a balding ginger hobgoblin. Hell, he even called Anni's new man ugly. Just couldn't help himself but sneak it in there. lol Yeah, Rebound Waluigi looked pretty fucked up ngl but this just looks like a normal black dude with glasses.
So Rob's cope stream from yesterday might go down. Not because it's utterly humiliating for Rob to admit that he's been cucked over 5 times by Anni and he desperately wants her back, nope! The real reason is because Anni, a 60 IQ computer illiterate woman is organizing a flagging campaign because Rob keeps spilling her business on the Internet. Rob claims in his most recent stream that he barely ever talks about her... Uh huh. Rob is encouraging everyone to back up his streams. This is the cover story.
All 16 of those likes are from Rob's socks. Want to know how I know? This comment was left on an older stream and it was made at 12:30pm. Huh, wonder how 16 people discovered it after the fact? You need to step up your sock game fentman.
Two Anni Bad streams back to back, amazing variety. How is the Switch 2 giveaway contest doing. Where is the book (is it still a book or is it movie again lol).
2026 year of Rob.
Edit: lol he made it priv but trust me there was nothing of value whatsoever.
Edit 2: and now it's public again, what is this nigga doing but at the same time it's nothing but brain damage so who cares lol. Just fent yourself off this world you bum.
Rob since I know you read this thread, why do you make streams talking shit about people just to private them? You've been doing this shit for years. Be a man and stand by you beliefs. You're literally a tier below DSP because even DSP won't pirate a video unless there's copyrighted music.
Let Anni go. Jesus. All this groveling makes you look like a little bitch. If you had any balls or the pride to make good content, you should invite Anni, Waluigi and Asa all into a stream. Not all at the same time but air out your grievances on stream since you have made them all public anyway. Unfortunately we'll just get a shitty $5 dollar book shorter then Goosebumps about your life....
Rob is also unblocked on my Youtube channel (because I enjoy fucking with him when he gets salty and spouts off on it), however, I am of course blocked on his channel. Rob can dish it out, but he can't take it.
What do these four accounts have in common? All created on February 7th & 8th, 2026, the day Rob uploaded his GameStop rant. All type the exact same. All use the same "Robisms."
Now these are allegedly Rob's biggest fans, yet they never seem to appear in chat for any of Rob's livestreams. Curious. Did Rob forget all his streams have livechat replay? You can easily export all livestream chats into a JSON file to see the participants and so I did. None of these accounts ever appear in Rob's streams, yet they're the first to leave a comment glazing him as the funniest man alive, in Rob's writing style, using information only Rob would know.
Not convinced yet?
So I took 4 comments from Rob's biggest fans and compared the linguistic fingerprints using AI. Comments #1-3 were lifted from the above accounts. Comment #4 was taken directly from Rob's latest community post using the @silentrobreturns account. AI Prompt:
"Here are four separate comments. What is the likelihood of them being authored by the same person?"
Comment #1: Did this crazy SOB really just drop one of the funniest streams ever without even leaving his bed?
He literally asks "oh, you want me to rant about games?" And then delivers what is essentially a video game stand up routine that everyone wanted and knew he could do. No script, no preparation, just hilarious stuff off the top of his head. Mofos pay for improv classes for years and can't do this on their best day. It's amazing how you can physically see when he gets into a groove and starts delivering the goods. He literally can turn it on at any time lol he's a madman! You still got it brotha....
Comment # 2: I thought I was the only one who noticed how he shifts into game face mode when he pulls off vids and streams like this. He locks in and it's beautiful
Comment #3: I was there when Asa and David was doing the opiate shlump and I sat there totally amazed how inept two individuals could possibly be. Then he erases it like we're all dumb. At least you went to "take a pee" when you did your bizness
between that and the Minnie Mouse air raid siren going off in the background of his streams all the time I decided to take my leave
Comment #4: My reaction to being shown video of both Asa and David being caught on stream nodding off on 7-OH, a highly addictive gas station opioid made from Kratom that was emergency banned in my state and several others for basically being over the counter fenny. Asa is doing this in front of his kids too. Irony so thick you can cut it with a knife. Asa would of course eat all the irony so nobody else could have any. I can basically mic drop these fools without ever making a video
gotcha boys...
Then a peculiar sock from 2017 reappeared. Matthew Hill, created August 10, 2017 - the same week Rob created the initial batch of sock accounts which he used to attack @asalieri. These socks were documented in this thread during the crashout and in Asa's video RE: The Unhinged Ginge.
Rob is disassociating badly. Delusions of grandeur inflicting a broke man living his Dad's attic at the ripe age of 40. He's switching through all these "personalities" that he's lost track of the narrative.
Rob then deleted these comments and replaced them with just one.
Rob accidentally implied he also started using viewbots. He cannot afford to keep using them. In a recent stream, he gives a first-hand account about how bots "never stick."
Lets look at his most viewed video with totally real fans tuning in.
9.3k views
87 likes - 0.94% likes per view
58 comments - 0.62% comments per view
Just pathetic.
Rob accused Kiwi Farms of "making shit up." So Rob, I challenge you.
If you can get on your PC, log into YouTube. Click your account icon, then click "Switch Account" on a stream, I will fully admit I was wrong and stop posting.
OR if any of the above YouTube accounts (socks) appear in your stream and leave one comment, I will admit I was wrong and stop posting.
OR if you can prove David and Asa deleted the live streams and Meow Wolf video (which are still up) where they were popping 7-OH, I will admit I was wrong and stop posting.
Rob, this is your chance to prove us wrong and redeem your name.
Can confirm Tismnukes was one of the accounts that commented on my YT defending rob, also some account with some ai emo girl in the videos, forgot the username though.
Again, notice how he never actually elaborates on what exactly is being "made up" about him? Vague accusations are all we get. He counts on his stans being ignorant of any third-party information. He's been counting on that for years. "You come to me for the truth, bitches."
And the sock account situation is just pathetic. These are the actions of a 12 y.o. kid with a YouTube channel being perpetrated by a 40 y.o. burnout attic dweller. Endlessly glazing himself to an audience of basically no one. When is he gonna realize that no one gives a single fuck about him? He could die in a back alley tomorrow and be forgotten about in a week. Thrown in the landfill next to other trash. Good riddance.
All claims by Rob about other people "making shit up about him" are null and void when it is verifiable that he took an image from Anni's facebook account of her kids, photoshopped one being shot in the head, said it was his brothers kid, and claimed that his "uber leet hacker friend" "traced the image back to Asa's house" when Asa wasn't even in the fucking country, then immediate damage controlled by saying it was Violet. That's like 7 or 8 different lies in a single instance. Rob used these lies he made up himself to justify his repeated attacks on Asa and his children, going as far as to create an entire youtube channel dedicated to the harassment. Now Rob pretends that he has no knowledge of any of this happening because he's a retard who thinks if he simply deletes his channel then the evidence of his bullshit is gone.
Rob is liar supreme and he doesn't even do a good job of it. He always lies about the most obviously bullshit imaginable and he has always done so for his entire youtube presence,
Again, notice how he never actually elaborates on what exactly is being "made up" about him? Vague accusations are all we get. He counts on his stans being ignorant of any third-party information. He's been counting on that for years. "You come to me for the truth, bitches."
And the sock account situation is just pathetic. These are the actions of a 12 y.o. kid with a YouTube channel being perpetrated by a 40 y.o. burnout attic dweller. Endlessly glazing himself to an audience of basically no one. When is he gonna realize that no one gives a single fuck about him? He could die in a back alley tomorrow and be forgotten about in a week. Thrown in the landfill next to other trash. Good riddance.
All claims by Rob about other people "making shit up about him" are null and void when it is verifiable that he took an image from Anni's facebook account of her kids, photoshopped one being shot in the head, said it was his brothers kid, and claimed that his "uber leet hacker friend" "traced the image back to Asa's house" when Asa wasn't even in the fucking country, then immediate damage controlled by saying it was Violet. That's like 7 or 8 different lies in a single instance. Rob used these lies he made up himself to justify his repeated attacks on Asa and his children, going as far as to create an entire youtube channel dedicated to the harassment. Now Rob pretends that he has no knowledge of any of this happening because he's a retard who thinks if he simply deletes his channel then the evidence of his bullshit is gone.
Rob is liar supreme and he doesn't even do a good job of it. He always lies about the most obviously bullshit imaginable and he has always done so for his entire youtube presence,
What really bothers me is how Rob was glazing Encyclopedia Dramatica, a website known for exaggerate and lying. "I had a good rivalry with them." How? Your ED page had a GIF of you jerking off as your description picture... As far as I've seen, the CWCforums has been just been archiving what you have started, said, done, made and your online antics as it has happened. Nothing made up, nothing faked. Whereas ED had pictures of you in real life by people in your inner circle. The Kiwifarms may be a lot of things but creating narratives and spreading lies isn't one of them.
Rob, it's okay. You gave Asa's daughter some headphones. A normal person would've considered it a good deed but you're too resentful to do such. No wonder Anni left.
I think he took it as a personal offense that I stopped making videos referring to him so he's desperately trying to bait me back into it. You greedy bitch, I already made like 20 videos on you, leave some for the rest of the class, Rob!
Good lord, how tiring is it to have to log in and out of 16 sock accounts just to praise yourself? I love that he puts in the effort to make a shitload of sock accounts to love on himself, but can't direct that same energy towards actually sitting down to script and edit a video properly.
If you had any balls or the pride to make good content, you should invite Anni, Waluigi and Asa all into a stream. Not all at the same time but air out your grievances on stream since you have made them all public anyway.
To this day, he's still running with the narrative that not a single thing has changed in your life proceeding the infamous Phoenix trip even though we all know he's been on your ass like flies on shit. He knows damn well what's going on. Just playing stupid for his glazers as usual.
New Youtube stream just finished a few minutes ago. Rob immediately made it private. Apparently that Joe Savage guy got caught talking shit about Rob behind his back. Rob made the stream to address it, and Joe kept claiming that his Nephew was one that did it, and not him.. Another quick stream afterwards, where a mod made reference to Joe's lie.
New Youtube stream just finished a few minutes ago. Rob immediately made it private. Apparently that Joe Savage guy got caught talking shit about Rob behind his back. Rob made the stream to address it, and Joe kept claiming that his Nephew was one that did it, and not him.. Another quick stream afterwards, where a mod made reference to Joe's lie. View attachment 9074903
