Should you play chess at all?

[Tram Fan]

Every second game you gotta play with black pieces. I doubt it's the right thing to do.

 

[dick brain]

You should play Fischerandom/Chess960 because life isn't an endless series of the same problem over and over again and learning to mitigate randomness with heuristics is a more valuable skill than memorizing algorithms.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I play chess like a pigeon. No matter how good you are I knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like I won anyway.

I believe that's check AND mate.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

I was going to link a funny article on Conservapedia where they claimed that chess could cure homosexual thoughts. However, for some retarded reason, they got rid of that quote, and there is no history option on that website.

 

[Tram Fan]

I was going to link a funny article on Conservapedia where they claimed that chess could cure homosexual thoughts. However, for some retarded reason, they got rid of that quote, and there is no history option on that website.

Good, cuz how the fuck is pretending to be black supposed to make you straight?