Should we switch from oil to slave-power?

[Skitarii]

It's very environmentally friendly, and I heard they do it in Qatar.

 

[BirdUp]

yes

 

[Ogre Magi]

Would that mean slaves would be powering my 2005 Hummer H2 that gets 10 miles per gallon? How many niggers would need to die for me to drive 10 miles away?

 

[Absolutego]

Pros: fewer carbon dioxide emissions
Cons: you have to flood your country with brown people from the global South and other countries get yappy if you don't give them rights

 

[UCT]

Could we somehow turn the slaves into oil?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I prefer the lower prices personally.

 

[Tablet County]

Yet another fucking excuse to not switch to nuclear.

 

[Judge Holden]

How many niggers would need to die for me to drive 10 miles away?

Depends how hard you whip em

 

[The Luigi Player]

you talking about those blacks? Then we have to consider the nigga moments and chicken

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Would revitalize the buck breaking industry, that's for sure.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Yes. Africa is the only continent whose population is consistently growing and there will be billions of them by the end of the century. Lots of slaving opportunities.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

 

[Dick Mason]

I would recommend instead slav power, but I don't know squat.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I'm now thinking of driving to the supermarket in a Flinstones-style slave chariot

In fact, I'm now thinking of every Flinstones dinosaur-power gag but running on slave power instead

Pros: fewer carbon dioxide emissions
Cons: you have to flood your country with brown people from the global South and other countries get yappy if you don't give them rights

Keep them in check by forcing our young men to do Spartan style helot-hunts to frighten them into submission and cull their numbers