Well look at it this way: politics won't improve regardless based upon who wins the presidential election, so on an effective basis it doesn't matter who you vote for.
So with that element out of the way, it becomes a question of which politician's election would feel the best, and in terms of humor there's little argument that Donald Trump isn't far and away the best pick.
With so many smug liberals in visible positions online and in the media, the meltdowns will be far juicier than upsetting a bunch of random hicks.
So I'd consider Trump.