Should I use goldbond?

[DankSmoker]

My balls stick to my leg but I am frightened because I hear it causes ovarian cancer, which sounds pretty serious.

 

[SandyCat]

Dip your balls in a can of chem dip, it will give them a nice protective coating and keep them from sticking. If its good enough for hand tools its good enough for your balls

 

[Le b0wski]

Do you love gold?

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Apply the blue bottle cooling type directly to your nuts after a shower. Life changing experience.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just cut off your legs. God made wheelchairs for a reason.

 

[dick brain]

Sounds like an Israeli secret agent.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I believe this is technically called "powdering the speed bag"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's a good product, but I'm not sure about it for that use case. I guess it can't hurt to try, it's a low risk scenario.

 

[DankSmoker]

It's a good product, but I'm not sure about it for that use case. I guess it can't hurt to try, it's a low risk scenario.

Yeah okay but what about my ovarion, I might need that.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Gold is gay, use tiger balm instead. Balm and bond are basically the same word so they must do the same thing just with cool as tigers