Should I kill myself fast or very slowly?

[Pruto]

For when the time comes, should I make it as painless as possible or enjoy life one last time by agonizing excruciatingly for days/weeks?

Bonus points for ideas on how to optimally perform either.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Fast, but leave the brain intact unless you don't want to be duped then explode yourself.
Remember: Your conscious after 10 minutes of your death or something

 

[THE STRESS]

Compromise; very fastly.

 

[BeetleBug242]

So go to amazon, buy some helium, a tube, and a good gas mask. Totally painless and your body doesn't know that it's not O2 coming in.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@Pruto kill yourself in the most inconvenient way possible so you create a horrible mess. Jump into a wood chipper as a parade goes by or tow it onto an over pass so you can mist the cars below. Or dont kill yourself lol

 

[theshitposter]

brightest stars burn out the fastest. you aren't that bright, so slow it is

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

So go to amazon, buy some helium, a tube, and a good gas mask. Totally painless and your body doesn't know that it's not O2 coming in.

May I suggest nitrous oxide rather than helium. More fun on the way out.