Should I kill my vegan friend?

[Crex Crex]

Discuss.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Would they taste good?

 

[CallmeCicada]

give deets, are they annoying? if yes, what did they do.

 

[Crex Crex]

if yes, what did they do.

She's vegan. And also woke.

 

[LUVisN0TPARToftheBigPic.!]

Normalize killing your homies

 

[Fat Gollum]

She's vegan. And also woke.

Buy her flowers.

 

[CallmeCicada]

She's vegan. And also woke.

did you know them before they were a woke vegan?

 

[Hamstirer]

First kill yourself, then ask Jesus what he would do.

 

[Crex Crex]

First kill yourself, then ask Jesus what he would do.

Would it work if I went to church and asked him for a sign?

 

[Hamstirer]

Would it work if I went to church and asked him for a sign?

Nope, rope then Jesus. I didn't write the rules.

 

[Crex Crex]

Nope, rope then Jesus. I didn't write the rules.

Alright, gonna try it now.

 

[Hamstirer]

Tie it right or it won't come true.

Alright, gonna try it now.

 

[We Are The Witches]

You should emphasize more that she's "woke" rather than vegan.

That's the problem.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Make sure to get the crispy skin, it's just like salmon, the crispy skin makes all the difference

 

[Reticulan Joe]

Please do not kill anyone, not even as a prank.

 

[Jex]

Should you? Dunno. Could you? Certainly, they are vegan.

 

[stares at error messages]

No. Vegans are not very nutritious. Like Pilchards, you should use them as bate.

 

[Mac Monster]

Yes, but only if you use the corpse as fertilizer.

 

[SentinentCloud]

yes

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Kill her and feed the body to your insects.