Should I get McDonald's Tonight

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eatler said:
Fun fact: the reason their fries never blemish is because they put a chemical on while they’re growing. I’ll stick to Wendy’s thank you very much (unless it’s the coffee their French vanilla is pretty good)
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I just remember seeing this video
And not even giving a fuck about why their food is so fucked just that it's something that should never be put in a human body.
 
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Grub said:
I just remember seeing this video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8uHxRwQqWFoAnd not even giving a fuck about why their food is so fucked just that it's something that should never be put in a human body.
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"I'm going to give you an idea about how this food breaks down in your body" [sets them in empty jars with ungloved hands] scientific big brain at work here. Gonna have to watch his follow up documentary now.
 
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DankSmoker said:
"I'm going to give you an idea about how this food breaks down in your body" [sets them in empty jars with ungloved hands] scientific big brain at work here. Gonna have to watch his follow up documentary now.
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That's not really why it grosses me out. Whatever they put in the food makes it so it doesn't rot for a significantly long time. Which means, whatever they put into it, mold and fungi don't even like to eat it and those mother fuckers eat literally anything that was at one point alive, if even they won't touch it then it's probably full of some some kind of chemicals that can't be healthy.
 
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Anything fried at McDonald’s makes me sick. That being said, they’ve really put a lot of effort into improving the quarter pounder (e.g. not frozen and actually seasoning the meat with salt and pepper). I dare say it’s the best fast food burger on the market. Rivaled only by Wendy’s.

Wendy’s just need to fucking season their burgers and they’ll easily have McDonald’s beat.
 
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Grub said:
That's not really why it grosses me out. Whatever they put in the food makes it so it doesn't rot for a significantly long time. Which means, whatever they put into it, mold and fungi don't even like to eat it and those mother fuckers eat literally anything that was at one point alive, if even they won't touch it then it's probably full of some some kind of chemicals that can't be healthy.
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Yeah okay it's heavily processed, and then you poop it out. Terrifying that your temple of a body had to go through that.
 
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Grub said:
That's not really why it grosses me out. Whatever they put in the food makes it so it doesn't rot for a significantly long time. Which means, whatever they put into it, mold and fungi don't even like to eat it and those mother fuckers eat literally anything that was at one point alive, if even they won't touch it then it's probably full of some some kind of chemicals that can't be healthy.
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maybe because the science man didnt touch them after licking his fingers clean like the other "samples"
 
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Whenever I feel a craving for something mcdicks adjacent, I remember the time I took a fistful of fresh mcnuggets and squeezed the heart stopping juices from them, pooling the pus yellow grease into the wrapping leaving behind only stringy flesh.
Always helps me make a decision.
 
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