Should I get a life sized stuffed T-rex?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I plan to use it as a guard plushie.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

It would be a beautiful fire hazard.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I mean it probably wouldn't be the best use of money.

But it would look cool as fuck.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Storage is going to be a big problem, but also very important. You get it wet once, or God forbid a pet pees on it, and it's going to be difficult to clean. Probably have to be at least a partial restuff. Stained fake fur is hard to treat; sun-faded is impossible and you'd end up with a dinosaur Ship of Theseus.

What about a life-sized statue instead? They're designed to be outside and they're just as visually-striking. Easier to climb up on, and all you'd have to do is keep the curtains open on that side of the house to enjoy seeing it all day.

I don't know how much a plushie of that size costs, but I'd be surprised if the statue costs much more at $5k:

 

[PaladinBoo]

If you want. Your money.

 

[Balalaika Z Bree]

If it's survived the many years since it's death to now, it'll probably be pretty durable, even to the sun & rain. I do not know how you would stuff a fossil though. They seem a bit brittle.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If it's survived the many years since it's death to now, it'll probably be pretty durable, even to the sun & rain. I do not know how you would stuff a fossil though. They seem a bit brittle.


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That's just a teddy bear giving birth.

 

[Night Crawler]

Get a little replica for your desk. There are plenty of cool nice looking dinosaur models out there and some of them aren't that expensive. You could get a really expensive one. I have a few of the ones made by Papo because they look like the ones from JP. I have a Rex a baby Rex and 2 raptors. I was going to get the triceratops and stegosaurus because they were also modeled after the JP dinosaurs. But I kind of lost interest. They look good enough to display. You can also repaint them if you want.

 

[Cats]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

get a life sized stuffed @Catler then let my pittiebullys play with it

 

[Catler]

get a life sized stuffed @Catler then let my pittiebullys play with it

We both know what you'd actually be using it for, but don't worry, I won't judge you.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

If it's survived the many years since it's death to now, it'll probably be pretty durable, even to the sun & rain. I do not know how you would stuff a fossil though. They seem a bit brittle.


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Is that a cat that has gone full psycho and hallowed out a large plushie bear to wear its skin?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yes

 

[DankSmoker]

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That cat looks much like mine, so very black, and catlike.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I need a plush T-Rex for my bedroom so I have something to snuggle with at night because I'm an unfuckable hate nerd and want to forget that I am exactly that at least for a while. Seriously though I can't imagine it being cheap, but $5,000+ for a statue is insane for most people.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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Guard cat and his buddy.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

We both know what you'd actually be using it for, but don't worry, I won't judge you.

why would I waste time with a stuffed you when I could just stuff you instead

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

You should make a T-Rex fursuit instead.

 

[Rozzy]

I plan to use it as a guard plushie.

An animatronic T-rex could protect you from troons by biting their heads off.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

You should make a T-Rex fursuit instead.

stratospheric levels of faggotry