Should I donate blood?

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Catler

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The other day a Kiwi was encouraging others to donate blood, but I've never done this. I can just tell them I'm straight, they'll never know, then they can have some of this delicious Catler blood.

We all know they only collect it to keep the vampires at bay and I feel like I'm not doing my part.
 
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You have been in a car wreck and bleeding out internally from a lacerated spleen and liver. Your choices are:

1) Accept blood from a Q&Aer now and live before dying of AIDS and Hep C and Terminal Autism in 7 years

Or

2) You choose to bleeding out and know you were never infected with our blood.
 
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They literally get to make money off of blood they expect you to give for free

It's the greatest scam in the world and I'm mad I didn't get in on the ground floor
 
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