Should I cut off RubinRemus' balls?

[lolcow yoghurt]

I live in RubinRemus' walls and it does not know me (yet). Should I do cut off his greasy balls and feed him HRT?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

You think Rubin Remus has balls?

 

[DinnerDates]

Cut off his penis too please. Snip - snip Rubin, you've lost your genital privileges.

 

[Rozzy]

I'm not afraid to use my cheese-grater if necessary.

 

[Slobs]

Rubin's testicles are so small and atrophied that it'd be a thorough waste of your time trying to cut them off. You'd waste all afternoon just trying to find one of them, and God forbid you let go of it for a second, you'd have to go looking for it all over again. I have a better idea, you should tie him down and lather up his crotch with birdfeed. The unceasing sensation of his testicles being pecked at will be a constant reminder that he will never be a woman, and if you're lucky one of the birds may just rip his balls off for you. Two stones, one bird.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

New Jack Style

 

[My Name is Ed]

If you can find them you're legally allowed to take them.

Good luck with that.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I'd say go for it but Twitter claimed those a long time ago.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Why just the balls? Peel his skin off with a potato peeler in Minecraft. I'm sure that'll be easier than finding his balls that have retracted into his body.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I hope RubinRemus gets his asshole culturally enriched by migrants (shitskins)

 

[HarblMcDavid]

That emu already ate them, clearly, so you wouldn't need to do any cutting of him to take possession of them...but I'm not sure that waiting for them to come out the other end of the emu will be any more pleasant.