SHOULD I BE SCARED?!

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Just stay calm and don't look behind you. or open your closet. Ever. I wouldn't look under the bed either. best to just stay under the covers with a flashlight.

Also, that thing that keeps scratching against your window isn't a tree branch. Those are witch fingers.
 
Relax, Cats. You should be tremendously honored rather than frightened. It just means that you are under strong consideration to become Darth Elora's next Sith apprentice.

You will, in short order, be able to open your cat food telepathically without a can opener and mind trick birds into landing near you using the dark side of the Force. Don't blow this opportunity of a lifetime, man.
 
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