Shoplifting Tumblrinas

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How about a strict Muslim country instead? I can just see their little minds breaking as they stare at the bloody stumps where their hands used to be, trying to understand how the whitecisamericanpatriarchy made POC Muslims do this to them.:biggrin:

Pork is haram for Muslims, wouldn't work.
 
Holy shit guys, have you seen post-teenager? She's defending all this shoplifting crap with gifs from that Disney Robin Hood movie and is defending it on grounds of it "defeating capitalism". Oh and they post stupid edgy crap like this and this.

I also fucking love how all these shoplifting morons are reblogging all this shit for the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO SEE.
Such edge that tumblr displays, especially with the latter trying to justify not stealing from Wal-Mart being as bad as stealing from some random guy. If that tumblr was reported to police, the chimpout could no doubt blame evil captialist on it.
 
Holy shit guys, have you seen post-teenager? She's defending all this shoplifting crap with gifs from that Disney Robin Hood movie and is defending it on grounds of it "defeating capitalism". Oh and they post stupid edgy crap like this and this.

I also fucking love how all these shoplifting morons are reblogging all this shit for the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO SEE.

At least this twit has a flicker of self awareness and calls herself "pseudo-intellectual."
 
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Yes, because a white teenager in an affluent suburb who shoplifts for fun is more oppressed than Nelson Mandela.
 
@dorkin44 This was shown earlier in this thread, posted by somebody else who is anti-shoplift. It seems that there are a good number of people now copy-pasting it on Tumblr.
 
@dorkin44 This was shown earlier in this thread, posted by somebody else who is anti-shoplift. It seems that there are a good number of people now copy-pasting it on Tumblr.
Yeah, I thought I saw it before (the protected minority thing rang a bell) but the URL was different.

It's pretty funny though, the lifters are still reblogging the shit out of posts that are like "REBLOG IF YOU'RE A PROUD LIFTER" or "REBLOG IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET THE ANTI-LIFTERS TAKE YOU DOWN", they may as well be compiling a list for the FBI. It's beautiful.
 
Holy shit guys, have you seen post-teenager? She's defending all this shoplifting crap with gifs from that Disney Robin Hood movie and is defending it on grounds of it "defeating capitalism". Oh and they post stupid edgy crap like this and this.

I also fucking love how all these shoplifting morons are reblogging all this shit for the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO SEE.

Oh my fucking god, those posts about how people that expose the lifters must be the "bourgeois". There's something called budgeting, where you can save your hard earned peasant money and buy some luxury shit sometimes. Also these girls seem to confuse "things I NEED" with "things I WANT". Just awful...
 
... they may as well be compiling a list for the FBI. It's beautiful.
I am have my doubts that the FBI will take action based upon reblogs. This does however give us a good list of more people to try to check. New names pop up here and there, then we also have some changed URLs that may have been missed
 
I am have my doubts that the FBI will take action based upon reblogs. This does however give us a good list of more people to try to check. New names pop up here and there, then we also have some changed URLs that may have been missed
Oh, realistically, for sure. It's still pretty funny though and it helps people like Tenaflyviper collect the list of urls where they're posting their hauls and bragging about how much they "saved". Either way it's incredible retarded.

I mean obviously the shoplifting thing pisses off everyone but I'm also a collector, my collection of figures and merchandise is worth over $3000, and I purchased it all legitimately, all on the money that I've earned (and all without asking for donations like every tumblrina and their headmate) . Like it just pisses me off. I did everything the right way and I enjoy my hobby and these fuckfaces are making it more difficult and more expensive for me to actually participate in it. Thank god for online shopping. Hope they all get what's been coming to them.

edit: never post on mobile again wtf
 
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I've seen lots of posts on my Tumblr dashboard against shoplifting and while some of the posts are shit ("JOJO SAYS LIFT WEIGHTS NOT STORES!") I can appreciate the fact that there's a lot of people who are against this trend.

Kinda restores your faith in humanity a bit before you remember that it's Tumblr.
 
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Oh yeah, because the shit you guys steal is totally essential to your survival. You will literally die if you don't steal those cute dresses, Sephora products, and expensive art supplies, right?

Like, there is a galaxy of difference between stealing a loaf of bread and some canned vegetables and stealing designer makeup. So shut the fuck up, you Commie.
And I'm sure the suburban teenage girls stealing clothes and makeup are "working class" when they complain about how annoying it is to go shopping with their mommies and can't shoplift, right? I'd be willing to be they've never worked a day in their lives. They'd be aware of the penalties for retail workers if things are stolen, for one.
 
I hope one of these kids get caught and the store decides to make an example of them. And yes, whoever said it, these kids have probably never worked a day in their life.
 
To expand on the earlier tag viewer I wrote, I modified it to support blogs too.

So, instead of searching a given tag, you can provide a tumblr blog name and it'll bring up their posted images. Now, it doesn't distinguish between reblogs and original postings, so a lot of posts you'll get won't be original posts of the person you're looking at. However, I think this might be a feature instead of a bug, because a lot of the better known shoplifting tumblrinas probably scrub their pictures of incriminating EXIF data, while they might still reblog some of the lesser known, more naive shoplifters who aren't as careful.

Perhaps at some point I might add a checkbox to filter out reblogs.
 

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To expand on the earlier tag viewer I wrote, I modified it to support blogs too.

So, instead of searching a given tag, you can provide a tumblr blog name and it'll bring up their posted images. Now, it doesn't distinguish between reblogs and original postings, so a lot of posts you'll get won't be original posts of the person you're looking at. However, I think this might be a feature instead of a bug, because a lot of the better known shoplifting tumblrinas probably scrub their pictures of incriminating EXIF data, while they might still reblog some of the lesser known, more naive shoplifters who aren't as careful.

Perhaps at some point I might add a checkbox to filter out reblogs.
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