Shoplifting Tumblrinas

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Skeealator said:
Even if the cops take no action, getting these assholes to think twice before posting on tumblr and stoppping this subculture where petty thieves validate each other is a very positive move for justice. Some impressionable kid is not going to see that tumblr and is not going to think that this is how the cool kids roll.
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Fuck justice. I think this should be purely shits and giggles territory.
 
I love each and every one of you. You make Mama Meowthkip proud.

That is all. :heart-full:
 
AnOminous said:
Fuck justice. I think this should be purely shits and giggles territory.
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Dynastia did say this is pretty much being done just to see some shoplifting tumblrites chimp out. Also, Null did say in his challenge that one should show a tumblr post chimping out after getting a visit from the police. Even if a kiwi feels this is for justice, it doesn't excuse the fact some of us are here for tumblrite raging at the fact that they got reported to the police about their five finger discounts.
 
c-no said:
Even if a kiwi feels this is for justice, it doesn't excuse the fact some of us are here for tumblrite raging at the fact that they got reported to the police about their five finger discounts.
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No excuse is necessary. There's nothing wrong with wanting to see hilarious chimp-outs from assholes who are 99% responsible for their own comeuppance. If a kiwi feels this is for 'justice', then they're the hypocritical asshole who needs to make excuses for what they do.

Point to consider ; the computer, or phone, or blackberry or whatever you're all using to access this website was made with materials sourced from honest-to-god actual slave labour in shitty-ass Africa. If you're filling your heart with warm "I'm a good person" fuzzies because you're using that computer/phone/blackberry/whatever to help send some spoiled-ass teenage girl to youth court, you should reevaluate your worth as a human being, because you're severely overestimating yourself. You're not a good person. None of us are good people. Not me, not you, not Null. None of us. We're shits, and I really do mean this. We're absolute shits and we don't deserve to feel like we're good people just for doing twenty minutes worth of slacktivism on a dumb non-issue. Let's not pretend that we're doing anything good and noble here. Let's not pretend that there's anything good and noble to even be done here.

Bring on the chimp-outs.
 
Gotta tell you guys, I'm getting sick of Motorola phones real fucking quick. (Dynastia your slaves did a real shit job with those phones.) So far I've tagged two-- one had her address attached but it was a year old so who knows what the coppers will do with that.
 
Dynastia said:
No excuse is necessary. There's nothing wrong with wanting to see hilarious chimp-outs from assholes who are 99% responsible for their own comeuppance. If a kiwi feels this is for 'justice', then they're the hypocritical asshole who needs to make excuses for what they do.

Point to consider ; the computer, or phone, or blackberry or whatever you're all using to access this website was made with materials sourced from honest-to-god actual slave labour in shitty-ass Africa. If you're filling your heart with warm "I'm a good person" fuzzies because you're using that computer/phone/blackberry/whatever to help send some spoiled-ass teenage girl to youth court, you should reevaluate your worth as a human being, because you're severely overestimating yourself. You're not a good person. None of us are good people. Not me, not you, not Null. None of us. We're shits, and I really do mean this. We're absolute shits and we don't deserve to feel like we're good people just for doing twenty minutes worth of slacktivism on a dumb non-issue. Let's not pretend that we're doing anything good and noble here. Let's not pretend that there's anything good and noble to even be done here.

Bring on the chimp-outs.
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A bit harsh, but a fair point. Personally, I avoid troubling myself with ethics discussions and moral quandaries. They're dry, preachy, and don't serve anything that interests me. What is interesting here is that there are shitheads, we have a way to fuck with their happiness, and they're likely to throw an enormously entertaining fit about it. I'd argue that debating whether any of us are "good" or "bad" people is irrelevant. Whether or not we're doing this for some imagined concept of altruism, or the simple pleasure of upsetting someone is irrelevant. What's relevent is that the misfortune of these people is entertaining, and we should indulge in that.
Now, if anyone can produce caps of a shoplifter getting caught and threatening suicide, that'd be dandy.
 
FatNero said:
Gotta tell you guys, I'm getting sick of Motorola phones real fucking quick. (Dynastia your slaves did a real shit job with those phones.) So far I've tagged two-- one had her address attached but it was a year old so who knows what the coppers will do with that.
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My slaves just dig up the raw materials, you're gonna have to take up quality control issues with the child sweatshops in China.
 
Null said:
I didn't realize I was ever a candidate for good person. I appreciate the thought, though.
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Your mistake isn't thinking you're a bad person, it's thinking that any of us are any better. We're just less honest about it.
 
Dynastia said:
Your mistake isn't thinking you're a bad person, it's thinking that any of us are any better. We're just less honest about it.
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I know I feel better being on the side of justice and righteousness! This is a wonderful cause! I cannot wait to get these baddies in trouble! Forget chimpouts! For once good will prevail!
 
The best part about this is that these girls are stupid. Even after the "lifting community" becomes well aware that they can be tracked down by their photos, I doubt that most of the new ones will bother doing enough research to realize that they need to delete the photo's information. There will be a steady influx of these morons for a long time to come.
 
ghostpranks said:
Most shoplifters get caught eventually. Most have probably already been caught. Outing them won't stop anything.
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Seems like you know an awful lot about the personal lives of tumblr shoplifters. I hope they don't stop and I hope they get busted 5 more times and I hope they get a chunk of their hair pulled out by a bad bitch in jail. I don't care about making them change, it's not my fucking job to educate them.
 
I'm here for the chimp outs. I don't really care for thieves who steal from the average person, but a bunch of spoiled rich girls ripping off stores that are insured anyway doesn't bother my sense of justice. I think if you commit a crime and are dumb enough to post evidence of it online in a publicly-accessible website, you deserve whatever grief gets sent your way.
 
Home on lunch. I gotta share this. Tumblr? No. Shoplifters? Yes.

My boss, tired of us being basically on our own to stop shoplifters, brought in his laptop, webcam and a 30 foot USB cable to work today. After some fiddling/adjusting/etc. he propped up right beside the intercom with his PC & we started live streaming the entire meat counter.

And it has been fucking glorious. We've been scaring the shit out of lifters all day.

Dude will come up- look around in what is an apparently empty meat department- and as soon as that pack of steaks goes into his jacket, my Boss is on the intercom "SECURITY TO THE MEAT DEPARTMENT!". Then me & the other three cutters are out the doors like gangbusters, All "OH HAI THAR! CANNA HELP YA?" at the lifter.

So far we've stopped eight lifters, had three packs of meat thrown at us, and I think my pork cutter made one dude wet himself.
 
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