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ChuckSlaughter said:
I think the lobsters is hilarious too. They'll fucking applaud you for stealing fake rocks and 17 ironing boards.. have you seen the dumb shit they steal? You should start with worthless shit and then little by little start getting into shit that's really offensive like wheelchairs and puppies. Once you're noticed start posting an animal every day and get and evasive once people start wondering where all the cats and puppies and hamsters are actually going. Also sassy hashtags #FUCKTHEHATERS #DOGSNEEDFREEDOMTOO #MUCHSTOLEN #MYNEBULIZERNOWBITCH #IGOTUWHEELZ
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imma do this and move up over six months of posts to the final post which is an image of a baby

"so cute i had to have her rite???"
 
Fareal said:
imma do this and move up over six months of posts to the final post which is an image of a baby

"so cute i had to have her rite???"
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#MYINSLUINNOW #DIABETICTEARS #SERIOUSNAPPING
 
I ask you what takes more time and effort: devising all these tips and tricks to steal without getting caught, or just getting a job so you can pay for things honestly.
 
Sure, I believe this:
[GALLERY=media, 208]Sure by APerson posted Apr 23, 2015 at 4:23 PM[/GALLERY]
And really? My expectations just keep sinking, but this is a new level of horrible.
[GALLERY=media, 207]Really?!? by APerson posted Apr 23, 2015 at 4:23 PM[/GALLERY]
 
Mourning Dove said:
Why would one want to steal a dirty sock? Couldn't you just dumpster dive for that?
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Because they're above dumpster diving? Because it's not edgy enough? Because this DIRECTLY steals from a PATRIARCHAL charity?

You got me.
 
I don't understand why people would want to brag about doing illegal shit, like I killed 12 homeless men by shooting them with poison dart frogs (I put poison dart frogs in a gun and shot them out of the gun) and it wasn't that great

Please note I did not actually kill 12 homeless men with dart frogs
 
Philly Cheese Steak said:
I don't understand why people would want to brag about doing illegal shit, like I killed 12 homeless men by shooting them with poison dart frogs (I put poison dart frogs in a gun and shot them out of the gun) and it wasn't that great

Please note I did not actually kill 12 homeless men with dart frogs
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That's an oddly specific denial /jk
 
So I just thought of something.

These lifters claim they shoplift as a way of undermining the patriarchy. But what do the vast majority of them steal from stores?

Makeup, perfume and body lotion, lingerie, and jewelry.

Aka things they claim are tools of the patriarchy...
 
Petronella said:
So I just thought of something.

These lifters claim they shoplift as a way of undermining the patriarchy. But what do the vast majority of them steal from stores?

Makeup, perfume and body lotion, lingerie, and jewelry.

Aka things they claim are tools of the patriarchy...
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Too bad they can't steal irony. Then they might appreciate this fact.
 
Gah, are people really this dumb? I can only imagine who these people actually are and how much money they make from their jobs. The sad part is that these people are not caught and most likely are people who won't be suspected of shop lifting.

I have a friend who works at Walmart, and he mentioned that if somebody stole something from the store, whether its candy or lotion, the store has to sell a large amount of that particular product in order to replace the product that got stolen.
 
Maybe someone should start a "liftbusters" group or blog.

Like "trollbusters," only actually helpful.
 
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