Shitty Recipes

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Big Ole Momma’s Ole Recipes Ole - Back in ole 1736 ole momma (who was the first tranny First Lady Micheal Freeman Obama’s and Fat Albert’s great Grandmammy) was hungry after snacking on bland wypipo food (she was the fattest black bitch you ever did ole see in the south, also she had the biggest BBC *big black clit* in the south and was a tranny) so she ate her own ass. From there momma discovered all kinds of ways to make soul food just from the body that the good lord gave her! This is a catalogue of those recipes. Enjoy😋

Sour scrotum cheese
1.Jack off and leave cum on sack
2.Cover is sweaty shirt
3.Let ferment for 30days
4.Enjoy 😋

Mommas ole southern ole okey ole style ole jenkem ole
1.Shit and piss in bottle
2.Cum in bottle
3.Cover with balloon and let ferment for 30days
4.(Optional) add sour scrotum cheese
5.Enjoy 😋

Gunk sandwich
1.Eat your own ass
2.(Optional) poop
3.Enjoy 😋

Mommy’s ole langy tangy lem-o-nade
1.Piss in your mouth
2.Enjoy😋

Shitlins
1.Poop
2.Enjoy😋

Shit nuts
1.Rub shit on nuts
2.Enjoy😋

Shit dust
1.Poop
2.Dry it out
3.Crush it up
4.Enjoy 😋

Mommas ole classic style traditional ole smoothie
1. Diarrhea
2. Enjoy 😋

Dry Shit Nuts
1. Dry shit on nuts
2. Enjoy 😋

Mommas Cereal
1. Gather shit nuggs
2. Pour black titty milk 🤪
3. Enjoy 😋
 
Big Ole Momma’s Ole Recipes Ole - Back in ole 1736 ole momma (who was the first tranny First Lady Micheal Freeman Obama’s and Fat Albert’s great Grandmammy) was hungry after snacking on bland wypipo food (she was the fattest black bitch you ever did ole see in the south, also she had the biggest BBC *big black clit* in the south and was a tranny) so she ate her own ass. From there momma discovered all kinds of ways to make soul food just from the body that the good lord gave her! This is a catalogue of those recipes. Enjoy😋

Sour scrotum cheese
1.Jack off and leave cum on sack
2.Cover is sweaty shirt
3.Let ferment for 30days
4.Enjoy 😋

Mommas ole southern ole okey ole style ole jenkem ole
1.Shit and piss in bottle
2.Cum in bottle
3.Cover with balloon and let ferment for 30days
4.(Optional) add sour scrotum cheese
5.Enjoy 😋

Gunk sandwich
1.Eat your own ass
2.(Optional) poop
3.Enjoy 😋

Mommy’s ole langy tangy lem-o-nade
1.Piss in your mouth
2.Enjoy😋

Shitlins
1.Poop
2.Enjoy😋

Shit nuts
1.Rub shit on nuts
2.Enjoy😋

Shit dust
1.Poop
2.Dry it out
3.Crush it up
4.Enjoy 😋

Mommas ole classic style traditional ole smoothie
1. Diarrhea
2. Enjoy 😋

Dry Shit Nuts
1. Dry shit on nuts
2. Enjoy 😋

Mommas Cereal
1. Gather shit nuggs
2. Pour black titty milk 🤪
3. Enjoy 😋
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