Shitty games I cannot Play Because I'm a Retard - What games are harder to play/obtain?

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There are a ton of games you can never play again. Even if you do play classic WoW against a pirate server you’re still living in the world of wikis and data dumps etc.

 

[The Last Stand]

Good story, shitty shooter.

Just watch a let's play.

Yeah, I'll just do that.

 

[Cryptosporidium 138]

Spec Ops: The Line.

I mean, unless you don't have a pc i don't see why you can't play it. Yes it's not on steam anymore but you can easily pirate it. if you don't want to pirate it, you can emulate it.

 

[Maxwell Carter]

nobody wants to unironically play kinect games for life.

Sonic Free Riders. Dear God.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I always start Cities Skylines but give up because my cities look ugly. I think I need to take an urban planning course and learn all the types of highway on-ramps and intersections before I can even get into it.

Maybe it's because I was playing the SimCity games as soon I was literate enough to type DOS commands, but I find everything about Cities Skylines frustrating and fiddly. It's as if they went out of their way to make the interface and building counterintuitive.

 

[Caesare]

I think I need to take an urban planning course and learn all the types of highway on-ramps and intersections

For me, that's the best part of the game.

You know what you need to do, study a map and you'll get a better idea of how they are designed. Even if you are not making exact replicas of real world highways, it'll give you inspiration when you're laying out your own.

There are also cities other people made that you can download to see some designs that mirror real life highways and on-ramps, that way you can see some accurate examples in the actual game.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I HATE EVERY FUCKING NIGGER SAYING DWARF FORTRESS IS GOOD!!

It isn’t!! I’m watching a bunch of X’s and O’s Nonsensical wiggle while the instructions is like a 6000 page book with three chapters dedicated to just making a single barrel or something. Then it’s like “uhhhh also too, this game has submenus upon submenus and and-“

Stop. The game is shit. I would rather learn Esperanto than spend twelve years learning to play this gay game.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

I HATE EVERY FUCKING NIGGER SAYING DWARF FORTRESS IS GOOD!!

It isn’t!! I’m watching a bunch of X’s and O’s Nonsensical wiggle while the instructions is like a 6000 page book with three chapters dedicated to just making a single barrel or something. Then it’s like “uhhhh also too, this game has submenus upon submenus and and-“

Stop. The game is shit. I would rather learn Esperanto than spend twelve years learning to play this gay game.

It also has troon dwarves in it. Fortunately they already made a better Dwarf Fortress. It's called Rimworld.

 

[The Last Stand]

The new skate. free to play reboot. Call it conditioning to 100% all achievements, where of course one of them is an extensive grind.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I don’t want to emulate Bloodborne

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Sonic Free Riders. Dear God.

theres progress on un-kinecting it. the first game was fun to me, the second one not so much.

 

[Princess Luna II]

It also has troon dwarves in it.

Really? Do you remember which version was the first to get poisoned by it? I unfortunately never had the time to delve much into the game, even though it looked interresting. I checked the wiki, but didn't manage to find anything. IIRC, faggottry (in both male and female form) got introduced somewhere between 2014 and 2020.

 

[Megatardingo]

They made kinect games for that piece of shit???? I honestly thought it was only ever used for Skype and voice commands.

How dare you memory hole palp hitting it low with the deadrat entire discography

 

[the rat]

How dare you memory hole palp hitting it low with the deadrat entire discography

https://youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ

it's because there was never anything worth playing on the xbox one so i just stuck with playing minecraft portal 2 and driver san francisco on my 360

 

[C4-621]

I'll start from here: Spec Ops: The Line. It's harder to find a copy without shelling out an arm and a leg. I hate it when companies delist games.

The only memorable shit from that game is the white phosphorus scene and the loading screens, it's such a bland game and I wish people would stop kissing its ass.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I always get a weird feeling when I learn a game I own was delisted, like a slightly numbed raged mixed with a subtle relief and cautious worry. Like I'm glad I have it but I feel like my ownership is a lot less concrete, not just for the delisted game but all my games.
Guess it's a moment of clarity for the age of "owning" licenses.

theres progress on un-kinecting it. the first game was fun to me, the second one not so much.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xSJu_QK3kSY

Jesus if you really need more sonic riders just download one of those rom hack versions of the actual good one, plus one of them has miku

 

[Jason_Cruiser]

I don’t want to emulate Bloodborne

Why not? Emulation has gotten very good in the last year. I've gone though the whole game a few times on PC and have had little to no issues.

 

[Rango Dango]

nobody wants to unironically play kinect games for life.

KILL YOURSELF

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

KILL YOURSELF

you forgot the lowtiergod picture

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

I HATE EVERY FUCKING NIGGER SAYING DWARF FORTRESS IS GOOD!!

It isn’t!! I’m watching a bunch of X’s and O’s Nonsensical wiggle while the instructions is like a 6000 page book with three chapters dedicated to just making a single barrel or something. Then it’s like “uhhhh also too, this game has submenus upon submenus and and-“

Stop. The game is shit. I would rather learn Esperanto than spend twelve years learning to play this gay game.

They made a rerelease with actual graphics, if it filtered you that badly. Also, you sound like DSP.