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I mean you end up with wads of blood covered cloth you have to store somehow until you get home, and then have to wash them, and they'll never be stain free after one use.
If you're washing them in the machine. Then that means having crusty pads saving up, until it's economical to start the washer. Washing them by hand is going to get tiresome and old fast.
They could be stain free, if they were all black, wine red, black with wine red polka dots and opposite.
 
If you're washing them in the machine. Then that means having crusty pads saving up, until it's economical to start the washer. Washing them by hand is going to get tiresome and old fast.
They could be stain free, if they were all black, wine red, black with wine red polka dots and opposite.
I hate having shirts I have to handwash and dry flat, let alone biowaste coated fabric pads. Talk about disgusting and monotonous.
 
Imagine having this sticker and expecting people to take you seriously.

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I honestly wonder what keeps them from leaking?
Your mistake was assuming they don't leak in the first place.
If you're washing them in the machine. Then that means having crusty pads saving up, until it's economical to start the washer. Washing them by hand is going to get tiresome and old fast.
You don't let them get crusty. You're supposed to keep them in a bucket of water.
Imagine having this sticker and expecting people to take you seriously.

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Why are you wearing a mask if you're vaccinated? Is that the virtue signal of the year?
I’ve seen people on Twitter say that they refuse to take off the mask even when vaccinated because they don’t want others to think they’re Republicans. I’m fucking serious. Just politizing masks like the conservatives are
 
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You can say the same about cloth diapers. I get that they are supposed to be an environmentally friendly option, but so impractical.

Regret catching up with the thread. Now I must sperg.

Outside of being more "environmentally friendly", cloth diapers are really fantastic. The ones out these days are nothing like those of old. They have different types, the best being an adaptable one that your baby can wear from birth (albeit poorly fitting even with folding and using the corresponding buttons) to toilet training. Diapers can cost like 40 or 50 a month at minimum (for a nonshit brand), while the only costs for cloth are the initial investment (shells, inserts), water, and soap (and electric if you dry that way). At night, you simply wash the used diapers--keep poopy ones in a bag and when you can, use whatever sort of water jet (bidet, hose) to blast off the poop and poop stains-- and hang them to dry (or use machines). If you want to be careful with money and have the time, they work great for at least the first half year. Some will supplement with disposables (esp at night if disposable night inserts don't suffice) or use cloth only for certain stages (as with their lesser absorbency, there's more changes, and when your baby grows to be less compliant...)--but they are still modestly absorbent, just not too much so as to discourage leaving your infant in a pee diaper too long (as with many in ultra-absorbent disposables), avoiding early life urine infections. Never once needed rash cream! This actually plays into a really important part of potty training--going back to cloth diapers makes your tot more uncomfortable more quickly, encouraging them to figure out the toilet so they don't have to feel so pee-y.
Another advantage to them is the avoidance of branding. While huggies is superior (pampers has a weird smell and roughness imo), they use a lot of disney branding, which... infants bearing the mark of the mouse so early in life is a little unsettling, personally.

Either way, I would definitely recommend trying them out if you have a baby and a stay-at-home parent with the time to tend to all of it. They're not just for hippie faggots and do serve purposes that some might enjoy. The various custom patterns are cute, and if you learn how to make them yourself, can add a more lovingly personal and unique touch to your baby's pee catcher. You may lose out a bit of time, but the money you can save could mean a lot in a pinch, especially with economic crises afoot. ^^

Edit: hope I can spoiler right lol
 
Not etsy, but I enjoy making resin crafts, and the resin subreddit is filled with some of the tackiest pieces of garbage.
Case in point baby yoga tic tac toe board.
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Every piece of junk gets tons of positive comments as well.
 
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I'm so fucking sick of Baby Yoda. It's the new Minion.
except worse because I don't think I ever saw any women toting "life"-sized Minion dolls and roleplaying online as Minion Mommy. But I've seen several women online treating silicone Baby Yodas like those Reborn dolls, typing in the doll's "voice" and calling themselves "Mommylorian"/"Mamalorian".

I swear to god, the general public is so fucking basic. Any "Baby" character is sure to be a hit because Middle America Jo-Bettie will go "AWW BABY, ME LIKE BABY".
 
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