Shitty Etsy Products

[MasterCylinder]

This is more of a personal gripe of mine so idk how many will agree with this.

I like to collect pin badges, but sometimes it ruins the fun for me when the only pin badge of a character you like are either these “Drug” parody pins or random character mashups.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

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Who the hell would buy this? Originally i thought it was a finger. Also if the formatting is bad, i apologize. Newfag and on mobile.

I am almost sure that there were discussions behind the scenes among the men about whether or not that was truly 1:1 scale...

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I am almost sure that there were discussions behind the scenes among the men about whether or not that was truly 1:1 scale...

You would be surprised by the market for it.

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[Pineapple Fox]

This is more of a personal gripe of mine so idk how many will agree with this.

I like to collect pin badges, but sometimes it ruins the fun for me when the only pin badge of a character you like are either these “Drug” parody pins or random character mashups.
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I find most of the people who sell pins on Etsy just buy them from aliexpress or dhgate and resell them with a huge markup. Etsy is such a joke now.

 

[Punkinsplice]

You would be surprised by the market for it.

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I watched that clip hours ago, reacted, and then went about my business without even thinking to ask: how the hell is this relevant to Etsy, pins, or idiot sevants?

 

[Twinkie]

it's in reference to the foreskin keychains

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's some cryptid themed nonsense

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Is this on a napkin? Also wtf does this even mean?

Propa-gay-nda


Nonsense slogan tee

Some ugly nail decals of course

Thicc bigfoot

Mother's day card???

Nope!

 

[Punkinsplice]

Because we all need Godzirra in our crotch.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Because we all need Godzirra in our crotch.

Those pants inspired my latest search.

I do not like animal pants

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Awkward design

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For the classy lady...

Just kidding, these are the sexual equivalent of a biohazard label

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Edit I dunno what I did with the format

 

[RandallBoggs]

Here's some cryptid themed nonsense

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Is this on a napkin? Also wtf does this even mean?
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Propa-gay-nda
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Nonsense slogan tee
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Some ugly nail decals of course
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Thicc bigfoot
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Mother's day card???
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Nope!
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Lol I kinda like the mother's day card, but it could be just because I'm a fan of the Fresno nightcrawlers

 

[Rat Lord]

This one does the s&m rats

Livic,s Taxidermy gaffs and gore by VICTAXIDERMY

You searched for: VICTAXIDERMY! Discover the unique items that VICTAXIDERMY creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global community of sellers. Each Etsy seller helps contribute to a global marketplace of creative goods. By supporting VICTAXIDERMY, you’re supporting a small business, and...

www.etsy.com

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Shitty rat taxidermy always has me in stitches. I want one to put on my mantel for all to see

 

[Punkinsplice]

Those pants inspired my latest search.

I do not like animal pants

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Awkward design

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For the classy lady...

Just kidding, these are the sexual equivalent of a biohazard label

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Edit I dunno what I did with the format

NOPE. The animals are cringe funny, but words on panties are just the worst kind of cringe, and THOSE words on panties are beyond awful.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's some wuflu themed crap

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[FluffyTehFennekin]

Here's some wuflu themed crap

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Why would anyone want this? Like, what audience were they trying to market this to?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Why would anyone want this? Like, what audience were they trying to market this to?

I assumed tiktok kids or Instagram models but the wine glasses had best seller tags so alcoholic moms might be who is actually buying this shit

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Why would anyone want this? Like, what audience were they trying to market this to?

lOl sO QuiRkY nOT lIke teh OthUr gUrlz types, in my opinion.

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

Why would anyone want this? Like, what audience were they trying to market this to?

I have to admit I kind of like the swizzle stick.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I have to admit I kind of like the swizzle stick.

Quarantine and caffeine is kinda funny imo but maybe that's just cause I'm retarded

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This is OT, but there is a burger joint in Vietnam that makes a Corona Burger.
It looks like Shrek.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Quarantine and caffeine is kinda funny imo but maybe that's just cause I'm exceptional

I would get that doormat, and I am not sorry about it.