Shitty Etsy Products

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This one does the s&m rats


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Same energy?

 
Who knew there were so many GENUINE haunted dolls around?
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I guess someone saw the Annabelle movies or heard of the dumb hoax and decided there was a market for that (unfortunately there probably is).
I never knew they were big on etsy too but ebay is rife with 'haunted' objects. You get people who put massive textwalls talking about the stories behind the 'spirits trapped in the vessels'. It's anything from dolls to rings to dibbuk boxes to a million other things.

Easy way to throw old dress jewellery while profiteering off of the superstitious!
 
You've heard of the pussy hat, but how about the uterus cap?

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This feminist statement can be yours for the low, low price of 15.50 (plus shipping and handling)
It takes a special gal to think, "Hey, you know those pussy hats that everyone makes fun of and have become shorthand for obnoxious feminist activism in many people's minds? The problem with them is that they're too subtle and not ugly and gross enough."

This one does the s&m rats


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As much as I worry about the sanity of the person who makes these, they are hilarious, in a dark, disturbing way. Several these made me laugh out loud. So I can't knock them. I do wonder how much this person can possibly be making on Etsy. There can't be many buyers for this sort of thing. I'd say this person would be a better fit for an art exhibit. Indeed, federal funding for the arts has gone to much shittier products. Sadly the current art scene is too busy hiring ex-pornstar daughters of investor daddies who pulled strings to get them jobs, letting Jay Z do exhibits, pretending most performance art has any worth, and generally being worthless, pretentious, nepotistic fucks to actually support any true mad artistic geniuses.
 
Pulp Fiction rats are a sublime work of art. I just hope all these rats and toads died naturally and are being recycled.
 

I found this while looking for more of those super expensive yet cute Blythe diorama travel cases with the A++ craftsmanship and this face will haunt my nightmares.

Looks like a less scary Howdy Doody, to be honest. Howdy Doody looks deformed - especially compared to this.

Worst I've ever seen on etsy isn't much; just a coaster made of clear resin with unused condoms inside of it.
 
I'm mad that this one is actually competent. It actually passes for art. I don't know if this was a fetish piece or just meant to be funny but whatever the backstory behind this is the fact that it's made out of dead rats should make it automatically ineligible for praise, and yet, here we are. It's quality. What the fuck.
 
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Who the hell would buy this? Originally i thought it was a finger. Also if the formatting is bad, i apologize. Newfag and on mobile.
 
It takes a special gal to think, "Hey, you know those pussy hats that everyone makes fun of and have become shorthand for obnoxious feminist activism in many people's minds? The problem with them is that they're too subtle and not ugly and gross enough."



As much as I worry about the sanity of the person who makes these, they are hilarious, in a dark, disturbing way. Several these made me laugh out loud. So I can't knock them. I do wonder how much this person can possibly be making on Etsy. There can't be many buyers for this sort of thing. I'd say this person would be a better fit for an art exhibit. Indeed, federal funding for the arts has gone to much shittier products. Sadly the current art scene is too busy hiring ex-pornstar daughters of investor daddies who pulled strings to get them jobs, letting Jay Z do exhibits, pretending most performance art has any worth, and generally being worthless, pretentious, nepotistic fucks to actually support any true mad artistic geniuses.
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10/10 laughed out loud would buy
 
I'm mad that this one is actually competent. It actually passes for art. I don't know if this was a fetish piece or just meant to be funny but whatever the backstory behind this is the fact that it's made out of dead rats should make it automatically ineligible for praise, and yet, here we are. It's quality. What the fuck.

Things like ironic taxidermy have been part of the fun goth since at least the 90's in my experience, probably before that. Think of it like an Addam's Family gag.
 
I don't think it was on Etsy but I know somewhere in my online travels I saw a couple of squirrels taxidermed into Jedi fight scenes with robes and lightsabers and stuff
 
Are you searching for a popsocket?
Are you a Jeffrey Dahmer fan?
WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE YOU COVERED

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Pulp Fiction rats are a sublime work of art. I just hope all these rats and toads died naturally and are being recycled.

Usually the rats and mice used in taxidermy are already dead- they’re bought frozen from pet shops that sell them as snake food.

I am a (shit) amateur taxidermist and I love all of these weird little dioramas. I aspire to such madness.
 
Why not try out some handy dandy nail decals while all the salons are closed?

Faces on nails are fucking weird
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Easter is coming up, praise the lord in style with these stylish stickers
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