Shitty Etsy Products

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Bugaboo said:
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Do you like the Joker and Harley Quinn? Did you ever want two toy frogs with large heads painted like them? Did you ever want to pay 87 fucking Canadian dollars for them? Well have I got an etsy product for you my stupid, stupid friend
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She's pretty nice as a person, tbh.

Does anyone else who was on the Regretsy forum remember that girl who stole money from the forum members through sob stories? The one who was dating a FtM, panhandled at the Red & Black Cafe and insisted that she was a "godspouse" to Loki?
 
I wish I could have lived assuming Etsy just sold haunted GBA cartridges, at least that'd be exciting.

This is like some sort of hyper-insane online craft sale- sure, there's some neat stuff, but a lot of it is just too weird to bother with.
 
HickoryDickory said:
She's pretty nice as a person, tbh.

Does anyone else who was on the Regretsy forum remember that girl who stole money from the forum members through sob stories? The one who was dating a FtM, panhandled at the Red & Black Cafe and insisted that she was a "godspouse" to Loki?
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bree
 
HickoryDickory said:
Does anyone else who was on the Regretsy forum remember that girl who stole money from the forum members through sob stories? The one who was dating a FtM, panhandled at the Red & Black Cafe and insisted that she was a "godspouse" to Loki?
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I wasn't on the Regretsy forum but I have heard of this gal from another forum I used to frequent- Bree/Brie(?) Crofton. She made jewelry when she felt like it (which was almost never) and the rest of the time took money from people and never delivered the goods. She also trashed every place that people generously allowed her and her partner to stay and begged for money both online and in person for "necessities" (cigarettes and takeout), the "godspouse" schtick seemed to be a thing to get in with her local pagan community so she could mooch off them, because once she'd burned her bridges with everyone in the community she moved on to something else... complete trainwreck.

ETA: some of her jewelry is actually cute but I don't think I'd want to gamble on attempting to buy any.
 
MistressCaridad said:
I wasn't on the Regretsy forum but I have heard of this gal from another forum I used to frequent- Bree/Brie(?) Crofton. She made jewelry when she felt like it (which was almost never) and the rest of the time took money from people and never delivered the goods. She also trashed every place that people generously allowed her and her partner to stay and begged for money both online and in person for "necessities" (cigarettes and takeout), the "godspouse" schtick seemed to be a thing to get in with her local pagan community so she could mooch off them, because once she'd burned her bridges with everyone in the community she moved on to something else... complete trainwreck.

ETA: some of her jewelry is actually cute but I don't think I'd want to gamble on attempting to buy any.
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Is she still actively scamming? She could get a thread...
 
Anyone else think there might be potential for a "shitty Pinterest tutorials" thread? I don't mean what other websites already do, where the tutorial is intended to make a glorious product and the housewife in question utterly fails at it. I mean tutorials that cannot produce anything other than a shite end result. Thoughts?
 
I love the shitty Pinterest tutorials idea. Envisioning something a la My Drunk Kitchen, but with hot glue and thwarted ambition.
 
if people want the shitty pinterest tutorials, there's always the man vs. pin youtube series. but a specific thread with kiwis experimenting and showing results would also be pretty cool
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
My favorite part of regretsy was the terrible steampunk junk that was posted. As a lover of Jules Verne and as an occasional Victorian clothing collector and costumer it always made me laugh. Especially paired with this song that (was inspired by and...) I first heard on April's site.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPAI know it's not periods and Putin paraphernalia levels of dumb but these are all labeled "steampunk"
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as an amature tintype photography, this is just strangeView attachment 173209 I also have several Waltham pocket watches, so this is another sticking point...I hate shitty cheap faux pocket watches.
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That's all still closer to steampunk than clay monstrosities, circuit boards and orange peels @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
 
Sable said:
I wish I could have lived assuming Etsy just sold haunted GBA cartridges, at least that'd be exciting.
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God I love 'Welcome To FF.net' It introduced me to Wattpad and it's now one of my personal cow sites. Semper Fi, Jello.

In Etsy-related news, the stuff Megan makes is really cool. I was browsing similar items and found a few monstrosities I'll post when I get the chance.
 
Not etsy, but close enough. Feels like it belongs here. There's lots of awful crafts to be had on Facebook buy/sell/trade pages. Found these delightful hats today.

I'm really not sure this woman knows what steampunk is...
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Also, for just $50 you can have your very own raccoon bones hat.
Now who wouldn't want that?
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Edit: looks like she's been busy.
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Also, a bag.
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Bugaboo said:
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Do you like the Joker and Harley Quinn? Did you ever want two toy frogs with large heads painted like them? Did you ever want to pay 87 fucking Canadian dollars for them? Well have I got an etsy product for you my stupid, stupid friend
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Honestly, at least those are painted well. And I guess they'd make nice garden sculptures for the Batman superfan in your life.

I personally don't see the point in Joker and Harley as frogs, but I'm sure someone out there would, and in fact has, bought those
 
So I typed in "Kinky Lingerie" and "Kinky Furry"

I was not disappointed. Or suprised.

For $225, you can have your very own face thong.
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BUT WAIT there's more!

You can add a jungle fun butt plug to go with you face thong.

It brings a whole new meaning to prehistoric plug and play!

Great for children's parties at the local kiddy daycare!

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MrSassyAss said:
So I typed in "Kinky Lingerie" and "Kinky Furry"

I was not disappointed. Or suprised.

For $225, you can have your very own face thong. View attachment 214159

BUT WAIT there's more!

You can add a jungle fun butt plug to go with you face thong.

It brings a whole new meaning to prehistoric plug and play!

Great for children's parties at the local kiddy daycare!

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Oh gawd. It would suck to be one of those plastic dinosaurs.
 
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