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The most exercise these gamers will ever do.
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Have you just experienced a divorce? Well thanks to this Etsy shop, you'll never have to worry about not getting laid being lonely ever again!
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Man, it must be an absolute bitch to clean the cum out of that thing.
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Found these Ungodly Art Prints. I don’t know about you but when looking for shit to hang on the wall I don’t think of an obese woman coloured in variations of neon. I think the most offensive thing is the price range on most of these are 20-30 (small picture with fast shipping) I can’t imagine the price point for an A2-3 one or what landwhale tumblarette would buy them.
The sadddest part is they managed to make Liza minelli look better than she ever did. That, and the fact that Etsy thought this would be something I’d like recommended to me. A lot of these works suffer from same feature syndrome.
The sadddest part is they managed to make Liza minelli look better than she ever did. That, and the fact that Etsy thought this would be something I’d like recommended to me. A lot of these works suffer from same feature syndrome.
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if someone bought me that Tammy Faye mug, I would not be mad.
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At least Divine looks fine in that style. The rest... oof.
MysticMisty
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From a distance the Endora pillow isn't completely terrible. It helps that she's one the few with her mouth closed too. It's a lot less good looking in the fullsized screencap so I imagine it is pretty bad in person, but by far one of the best in the bunch.
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Scrolling for bizarre things on Etsy is really fun as sometimes I’ll come across so many bizarre things. Recently I stumbled upon this major rabbit hole where no egg women desperate for children will hurl money these psychic readers to enable their desires and tell them what they want to hear.
The review scores speak volumes and I’m sure the reviews that say “omg she was right” aren’t exactly dissuading anyone. Feel free to call me a naysayer but I’m not exactly understanding the logic in spending cash on a psychic reader vs buying a pregnancy test yourself.
This made me lol. I imagine it would sound a bit like: “Yes you are totes preggo. The moons have aligned finally you will have child. Many stars and wishes to you and your lover. Please send me a tip for a coupon off your next reading”
Edit: found this gem for £7
The review scores speak volumes and I’m sure the reviews that say “omg she was right” aren’t exactly dissuading anyone. Feel free to call me a naysayer but I’m not exactly understanding the logic in spending cash on a psychic reader vs buying a pregnancy test yourself.
This made me lol. I imagine it would sound a bit like: “Yes you are totes preggo. The moons have aligned finally you will have child. Many stars and wishes to you and your lover. Please send me a tip for a coupon off your next reading”
Edit: found this gem for £7
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Not only does the quality vary between pages of the flyer but what deranged tranny is going to buy these and hand them out in public, most indoctrination into the alphabet club is done through discord. I can only imagine a tranny buying this for the sole purpose of smugly passing it around to members of their estranged family so they can lecture them and try and convince them that their own gender biases are a result of repression and that they too are likely trans.
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Clean it?
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That's my reaction too, that's the job for my non-existent au pair
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Look at this loot crate listing...
Valued at $37? What a bunch of lame ass garbage that you could just get off of Amazon, yes even the friendship bracelets. None of this shit is bespoke. The seller probably buys whole lots of pride crap plus party favors in bulk, sorts it by color and bam, there's your ticky tack little loot box you can hide from mother but signal to your loser friends at the GSA.
I hate that etsy did not remain exclusive to handmade items. But of course they wouldn't.
NSFW Listing
I don't understand how this is trans. So I'm supposed to imagine this is a woman taking it up the ass or "frontholio" while pretending it's a man? mkay.
Then there's this image from a review in the same listing above. I can't believe people just have this out. Not that I'm worried about their visiting grandmother's pacemaker, it's just tacky as fuck. I can't imagine having erotica hanging on the wall like this, no matter how well done, let alone this clumsy looking shit.
Valued at $37? What a bunch of lame ass garbage that you could just get off of Amazon, yes even the friendship bracelets. None of this shit is bespoke. The seller probably buys whole lots of pride crap plus party favors in bulk, sorts it by color and bam, there's your ticky tack little loot box you can hide from mother but signal to your loser friends at the GSA.
I hate that etsy did not remain exclusive to handmade items. But of course they wouldn't.
NSFW Listing
I don't understand how this is trans. So I'm supposed to imagine this is a woman taking it up the ass or "frontholio" while pretending it's a man? mkay.
Then there's this image from a review in the same listing above. I can't believe people just have this out. Not that I'm worried about their visiting grandmother's pacemaker, it's just tacky as fuck. I can't imagine having erotica hanging on the wall like this, no matter how well done, let alone this clumsy looking shit.
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"...but are you really cis??"
Me, who's a tomboy, plays fighting games, has been mistaken for a guy, loves male characters, has men's clothing, displays figurines of male characters, has male avatars in games, etc:
"Yeah, I am a woman and I like my body for what it is."
Man, I really hate this questioning nonsense. Tell people that they're fine the way they are instead and should treasure their perfectly able bodies.
Etsy tax-
They've already made pride pins of the new Pokémon starters.
Edit: I kept scrolling and saw this fool's gold! It's not the art but the banner that made me laugh.
That icon looks like an SJW style drawing of NitroRad.
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I wish Nintendo would sue this tranny like they do for every fan game creator. I hate having to see everything for a gay/tranny flag on it.
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korey, mono, Alystair, Tobi, Aei and Nat. - these people have committed vowel crimes against the English language.
-Anime/ cartoon Pfp
-Jap name/ regular name edited to be as autistic as possible
- anthropomorphic Franchise animals made gay
-“lgbtq” cult family
Ding Ding Ding! Dead ringer! Your prize is…mentally ill. I’m guessing these are also criminally overpriced in true Etsy fashion.
Rainbow coloured plastic trash. Let’s see how much value this is actually worth. Idk maybe there could be a mini fabergé egg in there for that amount of money. I doubt it though.
For me, this costs near £10 the most frightening thing is how much people are willing to pay. But it can’t be that bad right, these people are going to understand that it’s just random junk with a pride flag plastered on it…right?
The “necklace” looks like a loomband choker I made when I was thirteen, in all it cost me 50p back then. So far so good. I can tell this is really worth $37 dollars so far, I mean you’ve got socks, a pride flag (in which chances are you already have one if you’re buying this garbage.) multiple crappy key rings and badges that cost £1 at your nearest gas station. The sheer amount of stickers loaded into this thing is impressive - only a preschooler would consider this great value.
This review made me laugh “He/Him/His” yet has pink girly blue flower quilts like every man does. If you need more proof that FTM (trans people in general tbh) validate their identity by spending shitloads on queer stuff almost as if they’re compulsively attaching themselves almost to persuade themselves. Anyway, what does this crate hold in store….more shitty badges ofc! Load that shit in there! Let’s not forget the cheap flag, two sets of lipbalm what are like £3.50? How they justify spending $20/£10 (and rate it 5 stars) on this is just evidence of mental illness.
Ok so it’s confirmed.
Pride crate =
3x tiny badges that look like they cost 5p each.
1x pencil 5p (you can get a pack for a fiver)
At least 3-4 shitty stickers. (£2 and that’s generous).
2x pride flag compacts? Could also be badges but they look like they cost 2.50?
2x gas station lipbalm with a flag as it’s cover 3.50
1x shitty card world card reaffirming that sexuality! 10p
What looks like to be handwritten notes £0.
What looks like burnt pubes or seriously damaged potpourri (I know housewives who would pay £10 to have that on display jk it’s worth nothing.)
Also included, 1 nail file. (Basically worthless without a manicure set.)
Total: £6.50 max.
Then add shipping cost on top of the sale price and you’re paying 25 bucks or more for a bunch of plastic gas station items and a flag.
C’mon at least the losers who buy lootcrate get a better value. This is just a bunch of insecure people buying plastic junk as a self affirmation. Quite sad. I praise the shrewd entrepreneurial skills of the seller though. Take plastic, slap a bunch of flags on it, sell it at 10x the value and profit from gullible people who leave 5 star reviews for junk.
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Everything Beagle
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Great place for a fun selfie, and then why NOT put it awkwardly on a tray and sell it?
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Remember: You should always be happy with yourself because you are (uwu✿) valid and enough! …except for your sex. In that case, you should definitely consider permanently altering your body with drugs and extensive plastic surgery in a desperate attempt to chase after an idealistic end result that you will never achieve.
Saying that even if you're "cis" you should still question your gender is like saying that even if you're not anorexic, you should still obsessively perform body checks.
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