Shitty Etsy Products

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i am not baffled crazy junkies try to sell this stuff, i am baffled that people actually do buy it wtf, some of these have a lot of sales. maybe i should get in and start doing vodoo horocruxes shaped like vaginas.
 
AMERICA said:
The Sap Cap:
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Self Defense Comb:
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Shoelace nutbusters:
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Late reply, but this is such a shit product. Kicking with the top of your foot is even worse than throwing a punch with your thumb tucked in. You can't even get enough force going to hurt somebody if you don't pull your toes back.
 
Ponzo said:
A phone / wallet shoulder holster to make you look like an extra douche

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Those pistol holsters are called FOB bras in the military because on fobbits, people who don't leave a Forward Operating Base, wear them. That someone mimicked them for an even gayer purpose is hilarious.
 
the results under “fursuit” of 13 year olds making fursuits with foam and faux fur they bought with birthday money are always a nice laugh
 
Went down the rabbit hole of homemade Etsy dildos out of morbid curiosity and found these

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Ophelia Jones said:
Just looking at the shape of these make my ovaries hurt. Surely no one legitimatly uses these for the intended purpose, right?
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They're all probably made for true and honest women... who have to push it up their assholes because they're not actually women. Because nothing says feminine like cutesy pink novelty dildos that are totally not impractical right?
 
Ophelia Jones said:
Just looking at the shape of these make my ovaries hurt. Surely no one legitimatly uses these for the intended purpose, right?
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Don't hundreds (or even thousands) of people go to hospital for shoving impractically shaped objects up their bum and vaginas?
These don't look like their designed for either orifice.
 
RandallBoggs said:
They're all probably made for true and honest women... who have to push it up their assholes because they're not actually women. Because nothing says feminine like cutesy pink novelty dildos that are totally not impractical right?
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Kuchipatchi said:
Don't hundreds (or even thousands) of people go to hospital for shoving impractically shaped objects up their bum and vaginas?
These don't look like their designed for either orifice.
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Yes, a lot of these are actually quite dangerous shoving up your ass because they don't have a flared base to anchor it out of your body so it doesn't get sucked in by your ass and lost (even then, there have been horror stories of butt plugs, especially those jeweled ones getting lost despite being flared because they are cheaply made and the flair isn't big enough). Unlike the vagina which is blocked off by the cervix so you don't have to worry about stuff being lost forever.
 
Unpopular opinion: I hate people making intentionally ugly Christmas sweaters on purpose I really hate it. It just seems like a waste of materials to maybe wear at a stupid party or something.

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