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If they sell an "End Capitalism" mask, that'll complete the circle.
They want to make money, not a point.
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https://archive.md/8gX7m STRONG Weight Loss Spell

For this white magic weight loss spell, I use an ancient ritual linked to my family through Cherokee Indian magic.

This spell works very fast and is extremely effective without being harmful to the body. It also helps curve uncontrollable cravings. I only use white magic to ensure the safety of the buyer.

This spell is intended to help you feel beautiful and confident and obtain your dream body, stop unhealthy habits, and feel healthier than ever before. I have done this ritual for myself years ago and was very pleased with the results.

Once purchased I will perform the spell immediately and send you pictures of the spell being cast and a picture once it is completed, no physical item is sent :) I repeat the ritual every night for a week and will keep in contact in case there are any questions or concerns. As always, Love, Light, and Blessings.
-MySpiritGuides
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When your work is so shitty a visual guide is required to explain it. Still doesn't look like balls to me, though, but I can sorta accept the hand and pubes. At least the stained glass dick actually looks like a dick being jerked off.
I think the creator listened to Jon LaJoie's ChatRoulette song a little too much. And yeah the glass bead one gives off retarded macaroni picture vibes.

https://archive.md/HsuTG

The Original Shave and Play Borbie (Barbie wannabe) white elephant gift adult gag ugly quarantine weird funny pandemic present 2020 prank​


https://archive.md/8gX7m STRONG Weight Loss Spell

For this white magic weight loss spell, I use an ancient ritual linked to my family through Cherokee Indian magic.

This spell works very fast and is extremely effective without being harmful to the body. It also helps curve uncontrollable cravings. I only use white magic to ensure the safety of the buyer.

This spell is intended to help you feel beautiful and confident and obtain your dream body, stop unhealthy habits, and feel healthier than ever before. I have done this ritual for myself years ago and was very pleased with the results.

Once purchased I will perform the spell immediately and send you pictures of the spell being cast and a picture once it is completed, no physical item is sent :) I repeat the ritual every night for a week and will keep in contact in case there are any questions or concerns. As always, Love, Light, and Blessings.
-MySpiritGuides
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People actually throw money at this kind of thing?
 
Pulling this over from the actual thread it's in because this is more on-topic here.

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I want the mask goes over your nose one, that shit is one of my biggest pet peeves. It really adds an extra level to the word "mouthbreather"
I can sort of see a hand holding a dick in the second... but what the fuck is the first? It's like it's "custom" because who the fuck knows if it's a dick or not. Why does it have little wings?
Winged dick windchimes were big in ancient rome. I'm 100% serious, google "tintinnabulum"

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I want the mask goes over your nose one, that shit is one of my biggest pet peeves. It really adds an extra level to the word "mouthbreather"

Winged dick windchimes were big in ancient rome. I'm 100% serious, google "tintinnabulum"

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Does your wind chime let you hang bells off Mercury's 24" dick? Checkmate, barbarians!
 
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